Can Counter-Strike Players Be Summed Up By Nation?
Thanks to GotFrag for its article discussing whether players from different countries are good at different aspects of online FPS Counter-Strike. The writer tries to claim: "Some countries, most of which are the leading ones in Counter-Strike, have certain specialities. This often means that the players in this country will have a 'special touch' in this area." Among the supposed conclusions are that Americans excel at "shooting [and] logistics", whereas Germans are best at "thinking [and] teamwork", and the French come off best when using "reflexes". How seriously can we take such broad conclusions?
are probably best at playing too much and dying.
Remember, there were no nuclear weapons before women were allowed to vote.
Yes Mom, sorry Mom.
Mexicans excel at zerging while our blue collar replacements in India fill in teams quite cheaply
Australians have the best aim (well, considering the counter-effect due to the amount of beer I drink when playing)
Robert Anton Wilson
Australians have the best aim
As if that is of any help when your boomerang rounds always come back and knock down your health points.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
VERY seriously.
I, for one, welcome our new "thinking [and] teamwork" overlords.
Which reflexes are those? The ones that make your arms shoot straight up in the air and surrender? I didn't think you could surrender in Counterstrike.
Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
This is all very obvious. It just comes down to years of social engineering.
Americans excel at "shooting [and] logistics"
Years of gang warfare, drive-by murders and shooting to get the 'bling-bling' has provided Americans with unbeatable markmanship skills.
whereas Germans are best at "thinking [and] teamwork"
After the 2 World Wars, and having their Army, Navy, and Air Force taken away from them, the Germans have had to fall back on brains instead of guns. They regularly get together and team up for some beer and to try to take over the world again, only to pass out drunk.
the French come off best when using "reflexes".
These reflexes have been perfected through years of running away quickly and surrendering.
(All above comments made in jest, for those with a broken humour detector)
1 German = A Philosopher
2 Germans = Two political parties
3 or more Germans = Military uniforms, goose-stepping, and plans to invade France
I'm German and it's very true, especially at family gatherings...
"Get out of the house, make some RL friends and stop wasting your time in front of a silly computer. You will be far happier and much healthier."
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This comming from someone trolling on
Maybe you should just take your own advice.
Okay you retards, that's enough "french surrender" jokes for today.