Pop Up Ads in Space

modder writes "A Russian inventor has patented ads in space. Shouldn't this violate some sort of International Space Law?" Remember the first time your dad took you out at 1am into the backyard with a telescope? With Your kids the conversation will be something like "Follow the Swoosh to Arcturus, Drive a Spike to the AT&T Logo"

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GORILLA PENIS

[Anonymous Coward]

how big is a gorilla penis?

9"?

10"?

A gorilla's willy is just 1.5" long!!!!! Shocking huh?

Aznar hablar

[Anonymous Coward]

Hi Max,
I think you are a nerd, why haven't you taken the train around Madrid, today ?
We'd both be happy, now.

Goatse in space

[MajorDick]

I can just see some troll space-writing a giant Goatse guy now....sigh..

Re:Goatse in space

[Anonymous Coward]

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Re:Goatse in space

[Anonymous Coward]

Like this?

Re:Goatse in space

[Anonymous Coward]

How appropriate! *polite golf clap*

Re:Goatse in space

[Hentai]

THERE IS NO GOD!!!!

Re:Goatse in space

[Lane.exe]

Some black holes, my friend, were never meant to be discovered.

TEH LOL OMG UR HUNG LIKE A GORILLA!!!~1

[Anonymous Coward]

In Soviet Russia...

[MotherInferior]

Space adver--[scuffle, scuffle] Ow! [scuffle,rattle, CLICK] Mmmmrrmmrm, mrmrmmmrr--[thud]

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We now return you to your regularly scheduled space-walk.

In Soviet Russia...

[xintegerx]

In Soviet Russia, Ads Pop Up in 4D Space! Err...