Did HP Defraud the Canadian Government?
lightsaber1 writes "In this age of financial scandal in the Canadian Government it's hardly surprising to see that Hewlett-Packard is now being accused of charging the Canadian Department of National Defence for more than $160 million in software, hardware, and labour that was not delivered. The DND is confident it will get the money back, but HP is denying all responsibility, pinning the blame on an error within the DND itself. In all of this it is clear that the Government can lose track of a lot of money easily and even large companies are not above a little fraud now and then."
That amount of money should at least cover the maintenance contract to get a teenager in a suit to come and clean the filter on the power supplies of at least 3 mini's.
Oh, you said HP? Sorry, I thought you meant Data General. Coz, back a few years we used to pay a *hell* of a lot of money just to get a couple of filters cleaned.
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you
$160 million in software, hardware, and labour
So after the exchange rate, what's that in moose?
EVERYDAY IS CATURDAY
Who gave the Canadian Department of National Defence $160,000,000?
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"...even large companies are not above a little fraud now and then."
Seems like lots of large companies these days seem to specialize in fraud. I won't mention Halliburton or anyone else accused of defrauding the US government.
more than $160 million in software
Why, that's over 10 years of the Canadian national defense budget. Is this possible? Looking at the 2003 budget:
Molson Ale $11.2 mil
Tuques $3.5 mil
Flags $1.8 mil
Fireworks $1.2 mil
Bullwinkle Horns $0.8 mil
Girls Gone Wild video $0.3 mil
Of course, that's in Canadian dollars. US money, it's only $34.12.
Why the hell do they need that? It's not like anybody hates Canada. I mean, why do you think US citizens put maple leafs on their backpacks when they travel around Europe?
The US - yeah, we need a big defense department the way we go around pissing everybody off. But not Canada. They're like a harmless little mouse.
Pappa, what is "business ethics"???
Oh, my son, this is a very important concept. Hmmm, let's see. Suppose a customer left the store and dropped a $20 bill on the floor and did not notice. This is when business ethics comes into play: should you tell your partner or not???
Gov: We want our money back for the stuff you didn't deliver.
HP: It is too late. You waited too long to ask.
Gov: But we didn't have the software and servers to track stuff, and so didn't know fast enough.
HP: Well, why didn't you get such a computer system?
Gov: Because you haven't delivered it yet.
Table-ized A.I.
If Carly Fiorina becomes Martha Stewart's cell mate, can we expect some tasteful lavendar-scented gingham-pattern HP boxes in the near future?
Ergonomica Auctorita Illico!
Hey what do you want for $161 million?
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?