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San Diego Diebold Poll Worker's Report Posted
James Renken writes "I was a poll worker in San Diego for this year's primary election. It was the county's first using Diebold voting machines, and as you may have heard, we ran into some problems! My full report of the goings-on can be found at Live from the Nuke Free Zone. Enjoy!"
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Whoever wins this years US presidential election is going to fight (or at least whinge about) the results due to the crap these machines produce.
But with money going to the Republicans from Diebold, you know who will win.
If I point out that you are incorrect, making me a foe does not make you any more correct.
That was a fascinating poll!
However, for the sake of the journalistic integrity we expect on slashdot, one must ask: did Netcraft confirm it?
Trolling is a art,
It was the funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner. It was a Wednesday night, which means that Macaroni & Beef was on the hot bar - indeed, the only night of the week that it is served. Wednesday night is also Kids' Night at Ryan's, complete with Dizzy the Clown wandering from table to table entertaining them. It may seem that the events about to be told have little connection to those two circumstances, but all will be clear in a moment.
We went through the line and placed our orders for the all-you-can-eat hot bar then sat down as far away from the front of the restaurant as possible in order to keep the density of kids down a bit. Then I started my move to the hot bar. Plate after plate of Macaroni & Beef were consumed that evening. I tell you - in all, four heaping plates of the pseudo-Italian ambrosia were shoved into my belly. I was sated. Perhaps a bit too much, however.
I had not really been feeling well all day, what with a bit of gas and such. By the time I had eaten four overwhelmed plates of food, I was in real trouble. There was so much pressure on my diaphragm that I was having trouble breathing. At the same time, the downward pressure was building. At first, I thought it was only gas that could have been passed in batches right at the table without too much concern. Unfortunately, that was not to be. After a minute or so, it was clear that I was dealing with explosive diarrhea. It's amazing how grease can make its way through your intestines far faster than the food that spawned the grease to begin with, but I digress...
I got up from the table and made my way to the bathroom. Upon entering, I saw two sinks immediately inside the door, two urinals just to the right of the sinks, and two toilet stalls against the back wall. One of them was a handicapped bathroom. Now, normally I would have gone to the handicapped stall since I like to stretch out a bit when I take a good shit. In this case, however, the door lock was broken, and the only thing I hate worse than my wife telling me to stop cutting my toenails with a pair of diagonal wire cutters is having someone walk in on me while I am taking a shit. I went to the normal stall.
In retrospect, I probably should have gone to the large, handicapped stall even though the door would not lock because that bit of time lost in making the stall switch proved to be a bit too long under the circumstances. By the time I had walked into the regular stall, the pressure on my ass was reaching Biblical proportions. I began "The Move."
For those women who may be reading this, let me take a moment to explain "The Move." Men know exactly what their bowels are up to at any given second. And when the time comes to empty the cache, a sequence of physiological events occur that can not be stopped under any circumstances. There is a move men make that involves simultaneously approaching the toilet, beginning the body turn to position one's ass toward said toilet, hooking one's fingers into one's waistline, and pulling down the pants while beginning the squat at the same time. It is a very fluid motion that, when performed properly, results in the flawless expulsion of shit at the exact same second that one's ass is properly placed on the toilet seat. Done properly, it even assures that the choad is properly inserted into the front rim of the toilet in the event that the piss stream lets loose at the same time; it is truly a picture of co-ordination rivaling that of a skilled ballet dancer.
I was about halfway into "The Move" when I looked down at the floor and saw a pile of vomit that had been previously expelled by one of those little bastards attending Kids' Night. It was mounded up in the corner so I did not notice it when I had first walked into the stall.
Normally, I would not have been bothered by such a thing, but I had eaten so much and the pressure upward was so intense, that I hit a rarely experienced gag reflex. And onc
Bush will win in a landslide.
The Democratic nomineee elect is a disaster.
The only hope is jettisoning Kerry before the convention and picking a new candidate on the floor
Or maybe someone could corrupt the Diebolts to go for the Dem!
Prints out a paper ballot, eh?
Makes be wonder about the quality of ink used, as I've seen some of the cheap stuff my university uses degrade to illegibility in about three months. Election disputes certainly can draw on for quite a while, and thus raises a red flag with me. Can't recount the votes if you can't see what's on the paper.
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Yes, they are called primaries
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