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Novell Announces SUSE Linux 9.1

ravydavygravy writes "Novell today released details of the next incarnation of its linux products, Suse 9.1, based on the 2.6 kernel. It will come in both 32 and 64-bit versions, and includes a LiveCD version, to help people convince their Windows-loving friends to make the switch. It'll ship with Gnome 2.4.2 and KDE 3.2.1, as well as demo versions of the text processing application Textmaker and the spreadsheet application Planmaker (from Softmaker - but do we really need another office suite?). Samba 3 will also feature in the default setup."

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  1. Well, sure, but by Can+it+run+Linux · · Score: 0, Funny

    can it run Linux(TM)?

  2. bug spray usually required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you knew SUSE, like I knew SUSE....
    Then you'd run Debian ;-P

  3. Re:Will Novell get killed by the company's own vis by pmsr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure they can survive in a world without information boundaries. Where they can't survive is in a world without buzzwords and marketing bs. "world without information boundaries" my ass.

    Pedro

  4. Re:I love SuSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny



    You are just asking for your kid to get beat up in school aren't you?

    and he is in the math club, and the chess club, and the av club....and band!

  5. I want a cyborg cameleon. by Qbertino · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok, folks. Now that MS is going to drop out of the 1st league in a measurable amount of time (estimate: ~2 years) I think it's time to declare SuSE enemy and honor it with the title 'prime slashdot target numero uno', moving MS to position two.
    I for my part want a borg cameleon and an automatic +3 insightfull for every rant about SuSE lock-in behaviour plus an extra 'SuSE sucks, Debian rulez' subject on /. And lengthy rant.. err... reviews of even the slightes bug in YaST that the /. editors can come up with.

    I'll make a start on the comenting side:

    SuSE sucks because they use RPM and only look at the money that comes from sleek boxing of products. Debian apt-get is much more superior. How long will customers put up with this SuSE crap?

    (The joke been made, I'd like to add that SuSE migrated me and that they're my fist recomendation for every Linux n00b)

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  6. Re:And the CDs... by gantzm · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and runs better.

    That's debatable.

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    Excessive forking causes un-wanted children.
  7. Re:Will Novell get killed by the company's own vis by sammy+baby · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sure they can survive in a world without information boundaries. Where they can't survive is in a world without buzzwords and marketing bs. "world without information boundaries" my ass.

    Jeez, Pedro. Unless you disenfranchise your information boundries, how can you ever hope to leverage your knowledge resources in a dynamic way to effect optimal... uh...

    (shit. let me find my brochure. oh - here it is.) ...to effect optimal return on your brain-market capitalization?
  8. Re:I love SuSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You missed out on the last five years. Computer geeks are cool now.

  9. Re:Will Novell get killed by the company's own vis by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jeez, Pedro. Unless you disenfranchise your information boundries, how can you ever hope to leverage your knowledge resources in a dynamic way to effect optimal... uh... (shit. let me find my brochure. oh - here it is.) ...to effect optimal return on your brain-market capitalization?

    Whoa... that's a verbatim quote of what my boss said during my last performance appraisal... are you secretly my boss?

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    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
  10. Re:That is part of the joys of SuSE... by jdray · · Score: 2, Funny
    The hardest part is figuring out what you want.

    Well, here's a definite winner:

    "...SSL connectivity for added security and inline spell checking."

    The things you learn by reading brochures...

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    The Spoon
    Updated 6/28/2011
  11. Re:I love SuSE by JudgeFurious · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah well, when MY kid was 2 he built his own Red Hat machine...

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  12. Re:I love SuSE by pnatural · · Score: 2, Funny

    My 2 year old doesn't yet have a PC (Christmas this year, he'll have one).

    When he see's his older sisters box boot, he says "Eww! Windows is icky!" Warms my heart, that.