Doom - The Board Game Announced

Thanks to Gaming Report for its coverage of Fantasy Flight Games' announcement of Doom: The Board Game at the GAMA Trade Show. According to the info sheet reprinted in the story: "Doom: The Board Game will include scores of sculpted plastic miniatures, specialized oversized dice, board piece for players to make their own custom maps, and enough weapons to drive back the legions of Hell." Fantasy Flight are also responsible for the previously discussed Warcraft board game, and this new Doom board game, which "incorporates graphics and themes from the upcoming Doom 3", is apparently "scheduled for an October release and is to retail for $39.95." GamingReport also has a number of other stories on new products being launched at GAMA.

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GNAA Brings You Mare Sex

[Anonymous Coward]

MARE SEX - THE GUIDE

• A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as thick as might be normally observed. This is to facilitate an easier entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as he ejaculates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy so that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semen is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it with no discomfort.
• THE MARE - HOW TO DO IT
  • Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on or "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground) so that you can reach her pussy.
  • Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right away...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend time with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it then don't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome it's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal reacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you have raised the animal yourself in a loving environment, then you should have no problem associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the wild then you will have to go through an extended "courtship" to learn how to respond to the beast.
• MARES - TRAINING YOUR OWN
  • When the filly reaches weaning age, separate her from her dam. If you have limited time to spend then she should be put to pasture. If you have plenty of time then you should keep her in a stall. Spend time with her during the day petting and grooming her and allow her some time to run free. Limit her access to other horses though and see that she spends at least 8-12 hours a day in the stall. (Start with more free time and as she approaches her first birthday confine her more...she is now at the right age and her confinement will have made her so bored that she is amenable to any new experience so long as it is not unpleasant)Young fillies have no objection to someone playing with their pussy's. I have walked up on a pen full of strange fillers at night and they came right up to me and I petted them and felt up their pussies and they just lifted their tales and seemed to enjoy it. These fillies didn't even know me but they were young, inexperienced and bored...also since they were penned they were used to the presence of people and did not fear me. Most horses in a large pasture will run when they scent a strange human in their pasture at night. If you sit on the ground and wait patiently, they will get downwind of you and snort and fret, but eventually they will get curious and com

Re:Can't see it working...

[Anonymous Coward]

Karma Whoring:

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Well not much of a difference

[Foo2rama]

Since the original Doom was basically 2d anyway.