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AT&T Labs' Brain Drain

Frisky070802 writes "The Newark Star-Ledger has an article on the brain drain at AT&T Labs, which laid off close to half its researchers two years ago this month, another good fraction last spring, and has lost many of the rest through voluntary departures. The article claims that only Microsoft might have the money to fund basic research as Bell Labs did years ago, though many (including me) would put IBM in the same camp. It cites problems at AT&T, ranging from researchers paying their own way to present at conferences to a loss of free espresso and bottled water. Many luminaries, such as Lorrie Faith Cranor, Avi Rubin, and Bjarne Stroustrup, are quoted --- with Stroustrup saying the lab was "mugged" by Wall Street. (Rumor has it that the losses haven't stemmed, with more top-notch researchers going to academia in the coming months.)" (Non-registration ZIP and age demographic collection.)

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  1. Too bad they didn't mug... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Stroustrup made C++. Stroustrup should be shot.

  2. 2 words that shouldn't be together by DrDoombender · · Score: 2, Funny


    Labs spokesman Michael Dickman called the downsized AT&T Labs...

    Anybody else think that Dickman and downsized are two words that shouldn't be used anywhere near each other?

  3. damn you! by segment · · Score: 3, Funny


    I blame it on Carrot Top and his annoying 1-800-CALL-ATT commercials. Heartless bastard

  4. Re:At&t labs, great contributer to computing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Text to speach"

    It's too bad the department fell apart before their amazing new web-based spellchecking system was finished...

  5. Re:At&t labs, great contributer to computing. by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    But doesn't C++ just about make it a wash?

    -jcr

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  6. Re:Sad Really... by saddino · · Score: 2, Funny

    it surely hasn't given a great deal to me

    Yeah, the invention of the transistor, the laser, UNIX and C hasn't helped me a whit either.

  7. AT&T's Advanced Speech Recognition, c. 2004 by poptones · · Score: 2, Funny
    Laid out of work due to a chronic sinus infection, fearless leader calls information for a recommended Dr's phone number...

    <cough...> dialing...

    AT&T operator assistance... if you need a phone number, please press or say "one" now...

    "One"

    Thank You. What City?

    <Hoarsley...> "Atlanta"

    Thank You. What State?

    "Georgia"

    Thank You. Please hold for the number..

    <Cough...>

    Thank You. Goodbye!

    Oh yeah... they're really making progress in natural language processing and speech recognition!
  8. Re:Researchers are Paying Their Own Way by HuguesT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well it's pretty unusual for researcher to pay for conference registration fees out of their own salaries.

    Out of the budget for their lab, yes, but there is a big difference there.

  9. Re:What do you expect? by andy1307 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's ironic considering the amount of money MS made from DOS and Windows...and they didn't invent a thing.

  10. Re:ATT is not the only one by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Funny
    It looks more and more like the days of research for the sake of in and itself are slowly coming to an end.

    Our Civilization's Golden Age has ended. So say our analysts...

    Man, those 20 turns went fast...

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  11. Re:Carly Fiorina at AT&T Labs? by WindowlessView · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>I'm missing out on the connection to how Carly Fiorina had the authority to cut AT&T labs.

    I'm not sure she technically had anything to do with the Labs but she was at AT&T before leaving to run Lucent into the ground. Her work at HP is just a continuation of her path of destruction. She is kind of a one-woman Sherman March of American engineering.

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  12. Lies, damned lies and statistics by mrogers · · Score: 2, Funny
    Non-registration ZIP and age demographic collection.

    I think they'll be surprised how many Slashdot readers live in zip code 10101 and are 101 years old.

  13. Better joke by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 3, Funny

    "1. Text to speach."

    Speech to text is still being worked on ;)

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