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RMS to Move Into Bill Gates Building Today

In anonymous reader writes "RMS will be moving his office to the new William H. Gates building at MIT's Stata Center starting today. This marks the end of MIT's use of building NE43, which housed the LCS and AI labs (now combined into CSAIL). On a strangely unrelated note, shortly after Harvard, in a laudable attempt to retain solidarity with the Open Source community, dedicated the Maxwell Dworkin building (named after Gates' and Ballmer's mothers respectively), Gates' credit card was hacked. After all, they did have his mother's maiden name... "

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  1. irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ah the irony is just to delicous

    1. Re:irony by VampireByte · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, you can't spell "Hey" for starts.

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    2. Re:irony by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Query: does the Bill Gates Building have....Windows?

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    3. Re:irony by DennisInDallas · · Score: 2, Funny

      "too" delicous, but yes... ironic just the same. I await in inevitable poetic justice with baited breath

  2. As a former playground bully, I want to know by potcrackpot · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... is the 'w' in 'Dworkin' silent?

    1. Re:As a former playground bully, I want to know by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Funny

      When you make jokes at someone's mother its a petty thing to do.

      Yes, playground bullies are indeed petty. Thanks for the insight!

    2. Re:As a former playground bully, I want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I had a teacher in HS that was married to a man with the name "Harry Dick".

      Everyone had a great time with that.

    3. Re:As a former playground bully, I want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Interesting. The vice principal at my junior high school was named Dick Harry Brown. Of course he was known as Brown Hairy Dick to the students.

    4. Re:As a former playground bully, I want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Speaking of names, does anyone know what the "H" stands for in William H. Gates?

      Hitler.

    5. Re:As a former playground bully, I want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      *boop* *beep* *boop*

      *Joke and sarcasm detectors are broken. Press any key to reboot.*

    6. Re:As a former playground bully, I want to know by harvardian · · Score: 5, Funny

      The quick Harvard wit already picked up on that one. Everybody on campus (other than the CS majors) calls the building "Max Dork".

      I'm not kidding :-P

    7. Re:As a former playground bully, I want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      LOL - I bet you're last name is "Dorkin" isn't it... That's why your so sensitive about this dumb little thing. LOL

    8. Re:As a former playground bully, I want to know by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 2, Funny


      from playground bully to slashdot-reading nerd? Sounds a bit unlikely to me...

      He would bully people by taunting them with the names of all the known radioactive isotopes and chasing them while reciting all the stepping numbers of Intel CPUs. Not all bullies use fists, you know.

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  3. Gates' Credit Card by RobertTaylor · · Score: 2, Funny

    What did they order with it? And did Bill notice 100 being spent out of his 1,000,000,000,000,000.... bank account?

    My Auction:Pan Tilt Ethernet Webcam, UK!

    1. Re:Gates' Credit Card by Xenographic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Rumor has it they caught him because of a VERY suspicious charge:

      He ordered several boxed Linux distros ;]

  4. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... named after Gates' and Ballmer's mothers respectively

    Even their mothers have buildings named after them! This is insane.

  5. Revision to the song by Ed+Avis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Typical - you fund a shiny new building but no sooner is it in use than some bearded hippy moves in and lowers the property values.

    Hoarders may pay to fund new buildings,
    that is true, hackers, that is true.
    But they cannot choose their neighbours.
    That's not good, hackers, that's not good.

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  6. Support RMS, buy Microsoft products! by valentyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    No way... so by buying Microsoftware, we supported the FSF?

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    1. Re:Support RMS, buy Microsoft products! by chadjg · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've never had the fortune of meeting Mr. Stallman, but I'm asuming he has some sense of humor. I'm a still very new to the GNU/Linux scene, but I can appreciate the guy's work.

      I say we find out what his official title is and print him up some business cards with the building name in extra bold print. It'll either give him a chuckle every time he hands one out or make his head explode.

      This is an all around good deal I think. Mr. Gates gets to do good as he sees it and get some PR and RMS gets a nice place to do his work in. One of them will eventually eat the other's lunch anyway.

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  7. Their mothers' names... by Patik · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...make me think "Maximus Dorkus", which makes me think of Pilate's fwiends' names in "Life of Brian".

  8. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by Maestro4k · · Score: 5, Funny
    • There's MIT, Stanford... anywhere else that Billy has seen fit to leave his mark?
    The DOJ in Washington, DC?
  9. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by bgeer · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Gates of Hell?

    "Abandon all hope ye who use Outlook Express"

  10. It is right and fitting...... by MrIrwin · · Score: 2, Funny

    That the Bill Gates building is the home of "Artificial" intelligence. Perhaps now we will see The Borg incorporated in Emacs.

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  11. Re:Facinating about the credit card bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I believe they're either called "homosexual females" or "lesbians" now.

  12. Not to sound mean but... by Anonym1ty · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why does this just cause a picture in my mind of someone's long lost childhood friend showing up at your door after being kicked out by his wife and broke with no job?

    I know that isn't what it's all about, but that was the the first picture that popped into my head.

  13. Re:Use punctuation by agoliveira · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm... maybe it's a typo because I read it as "Harvard, in a laughable attempt..." :)

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  14. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw him pissing on the side of the Supreme Court Building in DC a few weeks back...

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  15. Bill Gates Credit Cards by MCZapf · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just can't imagine Bill Gates having a credit card. It seems so... ordinary. I always imagined that billionaires had payment methods beyond mere credit cards - like an assistant with a suitcase full of diamonds or something.

  16. Damn that building is ugly. by tgd · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a window cube looking out in the direction of the building, and it never ceases to amaze me how ungodly ugly the building is.

    And the worst part is my only other option is to look at my computer and do work, using this ungodly awful Windows system.

    Unless I go fooz, I can't get away from looking at Gates' handiwork. Ugh

  17. Funny Story by Princess+Die · · Score: 5, Funny

    I work at Harvard and was talking to one of the deans about the Maxwell Dworkin building. He mentioned that they used the [assembly] code for DOS (they went into the archives from when Bill G was at H) as an abstract pattern for a wall mural. I asked him whether anyone had checked the code to see if there where any buffer overflow vulnerabilities. It could make the building susceptible to a worm attack. He didn't get it. Conversation ended abruptly.

    1. Re:Funny Story by Charlton+Heston · · Score: 3, Funny

      I also have a funny story. I visited Santa Fe a year ago and stopped to look at the merchandise of a man selling Indian jewelry on the main square downtown. One of the things he was selling was bolo ties.

      Making conversation, I said "Isaac Asimov was known to have worn a bolo tie."

      And he replied "Well tell him to get down here and buy some ties from me."

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  18. Wait this is dangerous by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft could have filled the building with special bugging devices that would enable them to get their hands on the code that RMS is writing.

    Oh wait.

  19. Re:Facinating about the credit card bit by entrigant · · Score: 4, Funny

    This would be akin to you noticing your neighbor left the keys in his car and you decided to take it for a ride before telling him about it.

    Oh shit! That's illegal?!

  20. Re:RMS still at MIT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


    Yes, he hasn't been an employee for twenty years or so, but he still has an office here.


    (Welcome to academia)

  21. How do we know it's Gates' Credit Card Number? by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm... Clearly some testing is required.

    Maybe if somebody could forward it, I could test it out by buying something that will prove that it is actually Gates' card.

    I'm thinking that South Dakota should be adequate for this task.

    myke

  22. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny


    Even their mothers have buildings named after them! This is insane.


    That's because they can't name the buildings after their fathers. It wouldn't look good to name the building "UPS-Man and Pool-Boy Building."

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  23. Re:Use punctuation by Savatte · · Score: 5, Funny

    dude this is slashdot we dont use any types of punctuation marks because we are too busy coding where do you think you are elementary school

  24. Re:RMS = Richard Stallman? by tommck · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're worshipping at the FSF's altar and you ask them to define RMS?

    Let me guess... you're new here?

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  25. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by frostman · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Gates of Hell?

    That's at Stanford.

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  26. Jesus: NOT An American Hero! by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1, Funny
    Here's a guy who started from scratch and... got himself killed.

    He came from a broken home. Mom married a woodworker and then fooled around on the side with the Holy Spirit. So his biological daddy was powerful but JC never got to be President. Didn't serve in the army, neither.

    He tried to do some nice things but only in a naive, small-scale way. Didn't do nothing fer the gross national product. Now Henry Ford... there's an imagination!

    Ok, I'll give you that some of his idears helped found some really big monopolies after his death. But then, he wasn't around to enjoy the gravy. What kind of heroism is that?

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  27. Re:RMS still at MIT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It must be a glitch in accounting :)

  28. Re:Harvard solidiarity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is an example of irony used for humorous effect.

    Another example is the fact that Slashdot readers rated your question as "Score: 5, Insightful".

  29. Re:Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    no, he is a troll, you idiot

  30. RMS' new desk is in the basement... by carambola5 · · Score: 1, Funny

    he was heard saying:

    *mumble* I'll burn this place down *mumble*

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  31. Re:Bill Gates: An American Hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Al Capone built a huge business from scratch, too. Most of it was even legit.

    And he probably spread more of his wealth around that Mr. Gates does.

    Let's hear it for Al Capone, another great American hero! (And still voting in Cook County)

  32. Re:RMS = Richard Stallman? by Araneas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Root Mean Square
    Royal Merchant Ship
    Royal Meterological Society
    Royal Microscopical Society
    or my favourite in this context:

    Microsoft Windows(R) Rights Management Services (RMS)

  33. Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Harvard: Yo momma.
    The OSS Community: Word!

  34. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by perlchild · · Score: 2, Funny

    = University Building Monopoly !!!!

    Not quite, but the smaller universities may not have a dedicated comp sci building, and it makes no sense for Bill Gates to fund a math building does it? We'd figure out how much money he "really" has...

    ok, puny humor this morning I should know better than to attempt this before coffee

  35. Let me (hopefully) be the first to say.... by vranash · · Score: 2, Funny

    RMS now has plans to daily enter Bill Gate's through the back door, and occasionally the front as well ;=P

  36. News: RMS demands it be called GNU/Windows by Glasswire · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...after discovering that GNU applications are being used on Windows.

  37. They have a holodeck ! by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Check out the map at http://www.csail.mit.edu/resources/maps/3/381.gif

    I'd be more than happy to bear the shame of the building name, if I got to spend my lunchtime on the holodeck !

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