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RMS to Move Into Bill Gates Building Today

In anonymous reader writes "RMS will be moving his office to the new William H. Gates building at MIT's Stata Center starting today. This marks the end of MIT's use of building NE43, which housed the LCS and AI labs (now combined into CSAIL). On a strangely unrelated note, shortly after Harvard, in a laudable attempt to retain solidarity with the Open Source community, dedicated the Maxwell Dworkin building (named after Gates' and Ballmer's mothers respectively), Gates' credit card was hacked. After all, they did have his mother's maiden name... "

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  1. As a former playground bully, I want to know by potcrackpot · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... is the 'w' in 'Dworkin' silent?

    1. Re:As a former playground bully, I want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Speaking of names, does anyone know what the "H" stands for in William H. Gates?

      Hitler.

    2. Re:As a former playground bully, I want to know by harvardian · · Score: 5, Funny

      The quick Harvard wit already picked up on that one. Everybody on campus (other than the CS majors) calls the building "Max Dork".

      I'm not kidding :-P

  2. Revision to the song by Ed+Avis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Typical - you fund a shiny new building but no sooner is it in use than some bearded hippy moves in and lowers the property values.

    Hoarders may pay to fund new buildings,
    that is true, hackers, that is true.
    But they cannot choose their neighbours.
    That's not good, hackers, that's not good.

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    -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
  3. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by Maestro4k · · Score: 5, Funny
    • There's MIT, Stanford... anywhere else that Billy has seen fit to leave his mark?
    The DOJ in Washington, DC?
  4. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by bgeer · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Gates of Hell?

    "Abandon all hope ye who use Outlook Express"

  5. Re:Use punctuation by agoliveira · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm... maybe it's a typo because I read it as "Harvard, in a laughable attempt..." :)

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  6. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw him pissing on the side of the Supreme Court Building in DC a few weeks back...

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  7. Bill Gates Credit Cards by MCZapf · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just can't imagine Bill Gates having a credit card. It seems so... ordinary. I always imagined that billionaires had payment methods beyond mere credit cards - like an assistant with a suitcase full of diamonds or something.

  8. Damn that building is ugly. by tgd · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a window cube looking out in the direction of the building, and it never ceases to amaze me how ungodly ugly the building is.

    And the worst part is my only other option is to look at my computer and do work, using this ungodly awful Windows system.

    Unless I go fooz, I can't get away from looking at Gates' handiwork. Ugh

  9. Funny Story by Princess+Die · · Score: 5, Funny

    I work at Harvard and was talking to one of the deans about the Maxwell Dworkin building. He mentioned that they used the [assembly] code for DOS (they went into the archives from when Bill G was at H) as an abstract pattern for a wall mural. I asked him whether anyone had checked the code to see if there where any buffer overflow vulnerabilities. It could make the building susceptible to a worm attack. He didn't get it. Conversation ended abruptly.

    1. Re:Funny Story by Charlton+Heston · · Score: 3, Funny

      I also have a funny story. I visited Santa Fe a year ago and stopped to look at the merchandise of a man selling Indian jewelry on the main square downtown. One of the things he was selling was bolo ties.

      Making conversation, I said "Isaac Asimov was known to have worn a bolo tie."

      And he replied "Well tell him to get down here and buy some ties from me."

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  10. Re:Facinating about the credit card bit by entrigant · · Score: 4, Funny

    This would be akin to you noticing your neighbor left the keys in his car and you decided to take it for a ride before telling him about it.

    Oh shit! That's illegal?!

  11. How do we know it's Gates' Credit Card Number? by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm... Clearly some testing is required.

    Maybe if somebody could forward it, I could test it out by buying something that will prove that it is actually Gates' card.

    I'm thinking that South Dakota should be adequate for this task.

    myke

  12. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny


    Even their mothers have buildings named after them! This is insane.


    That's because they can't name the buildings after their fathers. It wouldn't look good to name the building "UPS-Man and Pool-Boy Building."

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  13. Re:Gates' Credit Card by Xenographic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Rumor has it they caught him because of a VERY suspicious charge:

    He ordered several boxed Linux distros ;]

  14. Re:Use punctuation by Savatte · · Score: 5, Funny

    dude this is slashdot we dont use any types of punctuation marks because we are too busy coding where do you think you are elementary school

  15. Re:RMS = Richard Stallman? by tommck · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're worshipping at the FSF's altar and you ask them to define RMS?

    Let me guess... you're new here?

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  16. Re:What other Gates buildings are there? by frostman · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Gates of Hell?

    That's at Stanford.

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  17. Re:irony by VampireByte · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, you can't spell "Hey" for starts.

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  18. Re:irony by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Query: does the Bill Gates Building have....Windows?

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