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Probable Meteor Strike in Saskatchewan

TigerNut writes "The Calgary Herald this morning reported on a meteor that was seen over three provinces last night, and is assumed to have impacted in Saskatchewan. It is estimated to have been "the size of a kitchen sink", as reported here"

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  1. Hmm.. by hookedup · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why is it meteors always manage to strike the most boring and barren places around?

    But, it's probably for the better this way...

    1. Re:Hmm.. by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not always.

      Note the bit on the Hodges meteorite:

      Hodges meteorite. November 30, 1954, Sylacauga, Alabama. Annie Hodges was napping on her couch when an eight-pound stony meteorite crashed through her roof. It bounced off a large console radio and hit her in the arm and then the leg, leaving her badly bruised.

      How's *that* for a fun one to explain to your insurance agent?

    2. Re:Hmm.. by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      Metorite, eh? "Act of God." Claim rejected. Next!

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    3. Re:Hmm.. by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In my home town when I was little the house up the street got hit my a meteorite. Ten years eariler another house on the same street (but almost a mile away) was hit by a similarly sized meteorite. There are pictures of the second one online, and you can go see them at the Yale Peabody museum.

      I wouldn't be surprised if insurance agencies specifically added meteorite clauses to their policies around there after that.

      A google search for "wethersfield meteorite" turns up lots of interesting articles about them.

  2. Kitchen sink? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nice thing they estimated the size to about:kitchensink, keeping in mind this news goes out to nerds like us.

    1. Re:Kitchen sink? by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know, sometimes I type a comment, click preview, reread it, and then decide that it's really not worth posting. You got to treat that "submit" button with respect, dude.

    2. Re:Kitchen sink? by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do the estimate that? I saw a meteor once. Left a beautiful blue-green streak in the sky. It looked like about the size of a car, and I swear it was just over the next hill. Turned out to be about the size of a baseball, and it was a couple hundred miles away.

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    3. Re:Kitchen sink? by Smallpond · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's what? About a tenth of a VW? What is that in Libraries of Congress?

    4. Re:Kitchen sink? by hplasm · · Score: 1
      Hahahahah. ha. hahaha.

      There.

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  3. What!?!?! by p4ul13 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "We wish it was 10 tonnes instead of 100 kilograms," said Hildebrand, who is the co-ordinator of the Canadian Fireball Reporting Centre.

    Maybe I'm just a bit old-fashioned, but I prefer that the rocks that fall from the sky are as small as possible. Science is great and all, but c'mon I just bought my townhouse, I really don't want a skylight *that* badly.

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    1. Re:What!?!?! by mdielmann · · Score: 3, Funny

      Clearly, you've never been to Saskatchewan.

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    2. Re:What!?!?! by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > > "We wish it was 10 tonnes instead of 100 kilograms," said Hildebrand, who is the co-ordinator of the Canadian Fireball Reporting Centre.
      >
      >Maybe I'm just a bit old-fashioned, but I prefer that the rocks that fall from the sky are as small as possible. Science is great and all, but c'mon I just bought my townhouse, I really don't want a skylight *that* badly.

      Maybe he was talking about the amount of hot grits required to safely capture the meteoric but ever-so-shapley form of Ms. Portman upon her impact with Saskatchewan?

    3. Re:What!?!?! by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you've never been to Saskatchewan.

      Yeah. Think Kansas, only much bigger and (believe it or not) flatter.

      Hey, isn't Smallville in Kansas? What is it with meteorites and flat places (see also Meteor Crater, Arizona) anyway?

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    4. Re:What!?!?! by codemachine · · Score: 1

      Actually the entire thing isn't flat and treeless, but unfortunately the Trans-Canada and other main highways all cut through the flattest and most treeless areas, so even people in the rest of Canada assume we're one big prairie.

      That is not to say there isn't a lot of bloody flat prairie land around here (and a complete lack of large hills/mountains). But if you go North there are forests and lakes, and if you venture far enough away from Regina you'll find land that isn't entirely flat (even downright hilly in places).

      That land south of Regina (where most pictures of Saskatchewan seem to be taken) is so amazingly flat it makes the rest of Saskatchewan seem mountainous. It takes like 5 inches of rain to flood a 50km^2 around there.

  4. Not by Konster · · Score: 1

    Not so! A meteorite landed in my Auntie Edna's pool back in 1972!

    1. Re:Not by p4ul13 · · Score: 1
      A meteorite landed in my Auntie Edna's pool back in 1972!

      Lets be honest though. Edna's pool was pretty boring aside from that. =)

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    2. Re:Not by donutz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not so! A meteorite landed in my Auntie Edna's pool back in 1972!

      Are you sure it wasn't the neighbor kids throwing a rock over the fence?

    3. Re:Not by DeadCousinTed · · Score: 1

      I believe that was my Auntie, not yours.

      Careful, Konster. The Edison family is a dangerous one to toy with. All I did was scrawl some graffiti on the wall, and look how I ended up!

      Peaceful, though.

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  5. Meteor hits endangered species by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 4, Funny

    Landing in Sasquatchewan was unfortunate because that Canadian province is home to the last remaining breeding pair of Bigfootses. Science will never know how that species of primate lived now that the meteor has sqatched them.

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    1. Re:Meteor hits endangered species by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe that was no meteorite, but, rather, the Sasquatch's spaceship returning to pick them up. I heard they got tired of slumming it on Earth.

    2. Re:Meteor hits endangered species by hovercraftSpareWheel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obligatory LOTR reference

      Bigfeet!

    3. Re:Meteor hits endangered species by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      A55M0NKEY (554964) sez: "Landing in Sasquatchewan was unfortunate because that Canadian province is home to the last remaining breeding pair of Bigfootses."

      We prefer YETI-AMERICANS, you insensitive clod! And it's not my fault they won't ship Viagra out here with an address of "Tundra, Second rock on right".

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  6. Breaking Out the Old Size Comparison Jokes by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
    It's the size of a kitchen sink?

    (rolling eyes) How many Philadelphias is that?

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    1. Re:Breaking Out the Old Size Comparison Jokes by FroMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe it is about 17 centivbs (hundredths of a volkwagen bug). Granted my metric is not as good as it could be since I am an American.

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  7. A Matter of Probability by brownpau · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a matter of probability; it's the the large, boring expanses of Earth that are more likely to get meteor strikes: e.g.: Pacific Ocean, Siberia, Canada...

    (Earth, after all, is "mostly harmless." ;)

    1. Re:A Matter of Probability by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      It's also a matter of what one considers "boring and barren". To me that describes any large city.

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  8. Armageddon Sick of It by NickFusion · · Score: 1

    This travesty would never have happened, if only Bruce Willis had been born Canadian...

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    1. Re:Armageddon Sick of It by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's what they get for having their biggest hero be William Shatner. *gag*

  9. Mods: "If Natalie Portman hit Saskatchewan and..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just a little FYI on the nicely informative post.

    (I can't help but wonder what the poster wanted to do by that.)

  10. Very skillful troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You not only slipped a Natalie Portman in there, but you got moderated up! Well done!

  11. Hot dog we have a weiner! by Ashtray_Waterloo · · Score: 2, Funny

    This could result in a new winner of this national contest, and for once, Saskatchewan will have some reason to be proud.

  12. I am from Saskatchewan by QEDog · · Score: 3, Funny
    I am from Saskatchewan, and I don't see no meteor sho

    [NO CARRIER]

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    1. Re:I am from Saskatchewan by Ashtray_Waterloo · · Score: 1

      One down, 978999 left to go. And once we're done we'll have a place for Quebec to go when the separate.

  13. Awful being ignored!! by inorganicspice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Thanks guys, for the clear, albiet subdued, insults of my place of residence. Perhaps you hsould visit, or at least investigate what we have to offer. Here is a sample: http://www.cls.usask.ca/ ya awful being so "backwoods" ;-)

    1. Re:Awful being ignored!! by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      ...what we have to offer. Here is a sample: http://www.cls.usask.ca/

      Yeah, they usually build those kinds of thing out in the boonies, where land is cheap.

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    2. Re:Awful being ignored!! by codemachine · · Score: 1

      That thing doesn't exactly take a lot of land. In fact, they built it a few hundred feet away from where I was living in college.

      They built it there because of the amount of scientific research that takes place at the U of S, and the fact we already had a particle accelerator on campus.

      Thank god for U of S though, b/c this city (as nice as it is in the non-winter months) and province wouldn't be all that fun otherwise.

    3. Re:Awful being ignored!! by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      Michigan's pretty cool if you only look at the universities too. Doesn't make it any more interesting to live here.

    4. Re:Awful being ignored!! by Nos. · · Score: 1

      We also have one of the top employers in Canada for several years running Sasktel (Where I start work in just under two weeks!!!)

  14. Natalie Portman?? by Sarin · · Score: 1, Funny

    If Natalie Portman hit Saskatchewan and could be located, it would be the first "meteorite fall"

    Now I'm a bit puzzled here, let me try to rephrase it:

    1. a meteorite fell from the sky,
    2. it opens doors for something special, a socalled "meteorite fall", that can only happen now if:
    - Natalie Portman comes to Saskatchewan
    - AND she has to be located

    wtf, did I miss something in school?

    What is this "meteorite fall"?
    - Did they just accidently include somesort of a secret astronomer fertility/mating ritual in the article that was never meant to be known outside the astronomers world?
    - Are there other " fall" rituals, where Natalie Portman has to be present and located in order for it to succeed?
    - Can't they just download a picture or whatever from Miss Portman, I'm sure she has a busy schedule with her acting and maybe here sidejobs in making falls happen.

    1. Re:Natalie Portman?? by smoondog · · Score: 1

      -or did you just fall for an obvious troll?

  15. Obligatory Simpson's Quote by Radical+Rad · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Let's burn down the observatory so this will never happen again!'

  16. Sasquatch by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 3, Funny
    It just shows you don't know your cryptozoology. The simple fact is that Sasquatch are thriving in many areas and are politically active in Cascadia. If you have any questions, contact the Bureau of Sasquatch Affairs. On a related note, if you are a Cascadian Sasquatch and want to serve your country, note that the Sasquatch Militia is recruiting.

    Of course, you may have been refering to the Canadian Sasquatch instead of the Cascadian Sasquatch. If so, please accept my apologies, as we all know they can indeed carry coconuts through the air.

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  17. Local farmers have reported... by psyconaut · · Score: 1

    ....that a small child was found wandering around their fields who possessed great strength. The have no idea where the child could have come from.

    -psy

  18. "We wish it were ten tonnes and not 100 kilograms" by psyconaut · · Score: 1

    Ummm...no, you really don't!!! Especially if it were to happen to hit in a residential area.

    -psy

  19. Dinosaurs by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
    We wish it was 10 tonnes instead of 100 kilograms," said Hildebrand, who is the co-ordinator of the Canadian Fireball Reporting Centre.

    Wasn't there a dinosaur who once said something like this?

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  20. "ball of poop" further evidence of troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    mod parent down

  21. "ball of poop dropping out of the sky " by Jumper99 · · Score: 1



    This has to be the best part...

    "I was watching TV when I saw this ball of poop dropping out of the sky with a tail of flames," said Ben Kleinsasser. "I watched it coming down until there it was, right in front of us.

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  22. In other news... by hplasm · · Score: 2, Funny
    "...Now, nearer home, comes a special bulletin from Trenton, New Jersey. It is reported that at 8:50 P. M. a huge, flaming object, believed to be a meteorite, fell on a farm in the neighborhood of Grovers Mill, New Jersey, twenty-two miles from Trenton. The flash in the sky was visible within a radius of several hundred miles and the noise of the impact was heard as far north as Elizabeth. We have dispatched a special mobile unit to the scene, and will have our commentator, Carl Phillips, give you a word picture of the scene as soon as he can reach there from Princeton."

    (Props to Messrs HG Wells & Orson Welles)

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