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RFID Coming 'Whether You Like It Or Not'

VTBassMatt writes "According to an interview with Scott McGregor of Philips Semiconductor in BusinessWeek, RFID tags are coming whether we like it or not but of course won't affect our privacy. Choice quotes from the article include such gems as, '[P]rivacy concerns around RFID tags are a little like concerns about supermarket scanners years ago. When the laser scanners were coming out, everybody was saying, retailers are going to collect information about what you buy. And none of that happened.' Is that why I have two loyalty cards on my keyring and three more in my wallet?"

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  1. WHAT? They are TRACKING MY SUPERMARKET ACCOUNT??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I must buy nothing ever again, to preserve my PRIVACY!!!

  2. Re:RFID in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    well, that's because you didn't show them your illuminati membership card

  3. Loyalty Card Swap by Gunfighter · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's simple... just switch out loyalty cards with someone you know (the farther away they live the better) every three to six months or so. This should render all of the personalized collected data pretty useless: "He moved twelve times in the past two year and went from a vegan diet and vitamins to red meat and beer"

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  4. Hey, Scott by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    [P]rivacy concerns around RFID tags are a little like concerns about supermarket scanners years ago

    You going to eat that last can of Progresso Minestrone, or not?

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  5. Re:loyalty cards by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or you can always use Rob's card. He doesn't mind.

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  6. Re:Walmart by Beatbyte · · Score: 4, Funny

    We'll all have to start wearing RFID blockers.

    You mean I'll have to upgrade my tin foil hat?! :-(

  7. To quote Jeremy Allison by Gothmolly · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity"

    I for one, have faith that our new RFID overlords are too stupid and disorganized to make real capital out of the data. Or as a friend, who worked for the U.S. Census once said, quoting the X Files "If the truth is out there, they lost it"

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  8. Don't like loyalty cards, don't use them. by JordanH · · Score: 1, Funny
    • Is that why I have two loyalty cards on my keyring and three more in my wallet?
    Gee, it was insidious of those chains to install those bar-code reading lasers with the mind control settings.

    Just the other day, I told them that I didn't want a loyalty card and then they zapped me with the laser and I couldn't remember why I wouldn't want their wonderful card. Now, every time I go to the store, they zap me again to make sure I use it.

    Seriously, the store is paying you for this information and it's totally opt-in. Personally, I want more opportunities where I can sell personal information if something valuable is offered, like you know, money.

  9. Cease and Desist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    IMHO if someone wants to make some money on this, set up a company now, as no-one else seems to have their act together with customer relations or advertising (yet).

    Dear Sir,

    It has come to our attention that you are encouraging people to directly compete with us. We would like to point out our vast Intellectual Property and platoon of lawyers ready to pillage anyone who so much as sets foot in our domain. We do have the public best interests at heart and will implement all necessary features in our core software product and create all necessary customer support units.

    Bevis Ballmer
    President of Ruling The World, One Desktop at a Time
    Microdot Corporation

  10. Re:Walmart by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Funny

    This may open a market for chrome codpieces. Maybe they can even run Linux.

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  11. Tin Foil Hats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ah crap, now I can expect RFID to show up in the tin foil hats I use. I thought tracking me through the UPC on the foil container was enough :(

    I'm not as crazy as I think you are. So stop trying to get me :)

  12. Re:Cool uses for RFID by JosKarith · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me: "I fancy a fish finger sandwich"

    Fridge: "Your fish fingers are 3 days out of date."

    Me: "Why won't the microwave open?"

    Microwave: "Those fish fingers are 3 days out of date. I'm not having them in here"

    Me: "Open the microwave door, HAL..."

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  13. Congrats. by Safety+Cap · · Score: 4, Funny

    You just met THE Average American---too bad you let him get away. If we'd just locked him in a box in your basement, then that would've solved many of the world's problems...

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  14. Re:loyalty cards by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

    doesn't matter I have 2 "loyalty" cards with most big places I shop at regularly. both of which has BOGUS information on them. and yes, I can still pay with a check using the bogus information cards. they dont even cross check as the cashier STILL types info from your Drivers license..

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  15. Re:loyalty cards by weave · · Score: 3, Funny
    I try my best to avoid stores with loyalty cards, but what bugs me more is how Safeway has to call out your name out loud during the sale.

    Recently I was in one in Phoenix area and there was a very nice looking woman in front of me. As the cashier said her name out loud, I repeated it and said it was nice to meet her too. She, quite understandbly, got very upset that now some complete stranger knew her name.

    I tried to calm her down and state that she should be upset at the store policy of doing that, because her name shouldn't be spoken out loud so any creep -- like me -- could learn it and be one step closer to being a stalker.

    Anyway, the cashier got huffy too. Ah, the fun you can have when shopping at a store 2,500 miles from home where you don't have to worry about running into these people again!

  16. Re:Papers please? by carpe_noctem · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imma high rolla'. I neva leave the house witout my roll o' fitties!

    =]

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  17. Re:loyalty cards by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps it makes no real difference, but in some small corner of my mind I feel like I'm sticking it to the man. . .

    Sure, until your friend decides to buy 50 copies of 'Catcher in the Rye' and a crate of ammunition with your card and the men in the black helicopters come for you.

  18. Re:RFID in the UK by linzeal · · Score: 3, Funny

    He doesn't comment his code either, he better believe in god because there be pitchforks and programmers outside.

  19. Re:RFID in the UK by a+whoabot · · Score: 1, Funny

    You have to burn a cross, or piss on it, something like that. Ask your local Masonic leader, or wizard, or whatever they have, beats me.

  20. Re:Supermarket loyalty cards by holzp · · Score: 3, Funny

    That explains all this junk mail you insensitive clod!

    - John Smith, Anytown AK

  21. Re:loyalty cards by ShelbyCobra · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I am shopping at a grocery store that uses the loyalty cards, I usually just borrow one from the person right behind me in line.

    I once borrowed a card from a vey nice lady who was buying tofu and granola. I was buying an absurd amount of steak. I kind of wondered what kinds of targeted mail she got from that one...

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  22. Re:loyalty cards by DrFrob · · Score: 2, Funny
    I bought twinkies and milk at the same time

    That's disgusting.

  23. Re:FRID = Invasion of Privacy by Christianfreak · · Score: 2, Funny

    If an hour later you leave the parking lot but the six pack with the RFID doesn't

    Must have been pretty drunk to drink the RFID tag too. :)

  24. Re:loyalty cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    your social security number (sometimes).

    Only bad doggies get their SSN put on their checks. Tell them, "ruff, don't put my SSN on my checks, bow-wow."

  25. Re:loyalty cards by cgenman · · Score: 4, Funny

    The men that came for me were in a van.

    I feel so jipped.

  26. Re:RFID in the UK by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Funny
    I had an interview with a company that supplies Wal-Mart with baked goods, and the interviewer mentioned that they were going to have to get ready for RFID because of them. He said "When a gorilla like Wal-Mart says jump, you jump."
    Do RFID tags taste good? Are they nourishing? Do they offer fiber functionality?
  27. Re:RFID in the UK by Webmoth · · Score: 4, Funny
    Do RFID tags taste good? Are they nourishing? Do they offer fiber functionality?
    To make things more convenient, municipalities will now be able to accurately charge individuals for usage of the sewer system. Therefore, your employer's sewer bill will go down and yours will go up. In addition, this will eliminate the need for pay toilets, as you will be billed automatically. As the RFID will identify the food that was consumed, it will correspond to the mass of the waste produced and you will be billed accordingly.
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  28. Re:it is true by Lacutis · · Score: 3, Funny
    Thats assuming noone would be smart enough to equip the *trucks* and *warehouses* with GPS antennas and build a controller that keeps track of RFIDs within its sphere of influence.

    Then you could track RFIDs via gps.

    People need to stop suggesting GPS as the end-all be-all of location finding technology.

    People need to stop suggesting things are infeasable without actually considering them.

    Aren't generalities fun?
  29. Re:Thats the cool things by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Funny

    Psst. The men in the black helicopters don't need warrants.

    I wasn't actually shooting for a +insightful either. More like +tinfoil-hat. :)

  30. Re:RFID in the UK by jxs2151 · · Score: 1, Funny
    A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

    - Friedrich Nietzsche

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