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Sony To Launch E Ink-based eBook In April
Holly Gates writes "Sony will launch an ebook based on E Ink technology in Japan in late April. The screen is about as big as half a paperback book and has a spatial resolution of ~170ppi. The device includes various edictionaries and audio playback functionality. I am a hardware engineer for E Ink by the way, but I figured slashdotters might be interested." An anonymous reader notes that it is supposed to "display over 10,000 pages on a single set of batteries."
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Yes, Japanese people are shorter and have no breasts and small penises, but could the editors show a little professionalism, here?
Small Asian jokes would not be tolerated in the comments. Having this on a fron page article is even more insulting and rude.
Open your round-eyes, editors. Jokes like these are offensive and racist.
Reading books from a computer screen is not as good/enjoyable as from paper. So, this is definitely a step in the right direction.
I get most of my books from the library for free, and I don't read newspapers, so I am not sure that I would be willing to pay for one of these, no matter how cool they are.
BTW, it should be called Enk.
Hey Slashdot admins - why not blacklist this guy's IP number - this is getting just too stupid... I'd even black list his provider... him and that other guy that keeps posting.
Ribri! Ribri!
Japanese rike the Ribri!
I think bush is a lying, thieving fool of a dictator, but I don't give a fuck about your guns. If you're so retarded as to think that every enemy of Bush is also anti-gun, then maybe you should use those aforementioned guns to end your pitiful little life.
now you've got tons of people who can't pronounce CLI
I am the CLI Commander!
I'm not normally an irrational zealous dickhead, but I figure "When in Rome..."
It looks nice, but what are all those funny letters...?
Its a newton with a keyboard. gdamn Apple is 10 years ahead of everyone.