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Florida and New Mexico Compete for X-Prize

N8F8 writes "Looks like the fight for the location for the first X-Prize competition is in the final stage. Florida and New Mexico are the finalists. New Mexico is courting the X-Prize officials heavily. Living in Satellite Beach, Florida, it isn't hard to guess where my vote is going! It's too bad Governor Jeb Bush isn't putting much effort into lobbying for Florida though other efforts may be under way. Getting in on the ground floor of private space entrepuraneurism would be priceless. X-Prize officials have delayed the final decision to April 16th."

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  1. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  2. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    dpd GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  3. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    dw GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  4. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    nf GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  5. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    s GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  6. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    mh GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  7. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ok GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  8. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    a GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  9. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    iy GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  10. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    p GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  11. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    nw GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  12. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    p GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  13. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    aaq GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  14. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ej GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  15. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    nhp GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  16. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    rpr GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  17. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    e GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  18. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    h GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  19. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    g GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  20. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    pnc GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  21. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    v GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  22. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    qs GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  23. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    aca GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  24. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    p GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  25. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    qe GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  26. Where actual launch may happen by fembots · · Score: 5, Informative

    Shouldn't the location be characteristically close to the future real launch venue? I don't think it'll help much if everybody test launch in antarctica :)

  27. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    gqq GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  28. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    a GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  29. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    mzo GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  30. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    rjd GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  31. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ts GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  32. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    u GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
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  33. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    fw GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  34. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    i GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  35. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ixw GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  36. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    zi GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  37. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    a GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  38. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    a GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  39. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    l GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  40. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    tj GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  41. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    cj GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  42. Hug from the governor of Florida?! by IO+ERROR · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I think all they really need is a hug from the governor," said Kenneth Haiko, vice chair of the Space Authority board, and accounts manager for Sun Container Inc.

    You don't want a hug from Jeb Bush. Go New Mexico!

    --
    How am I supposed to fit a pithy, relevant quote into 120 characters?
    1. Re:Hug from the governor of Florida?! by Wog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you really want one from Bill Richardson either, though?

  43. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    nt GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  44. What is X-Prize by robbyjo · · Score: 4, Informative

    For the uninformed like I was, here's X-Prize's webpage. The news is summed up nicely in the following paragraph:

    Hegler said Cape Canaveral was the first choice, even though the Kennedy Space Center is not directly involved, and Cecil Field in Jacksonville is an alternative location.

    --

    --
    Error 500: Internal sig error
    1. Re:What is X-Prize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Cecil Field use to be a Navy base that had f18 fighter squadrauns. Cecil field closed down in '95 after budget cuts. Its still pretty much unused till today, really hurt the westside economy of Jacksonville. LAUNCH THE SPACESHIPS FROM THERE! THANKS! (Orange Park is a nice place to live)

    2. Re:What is X-Prize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the uninformed like I was

      Please post a picture of the rock you've been hiding under for the last coulpe of years. I'm sure the whole slashdot community would love to see it.

  45. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    fol GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  46. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    uy GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  47. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    qdj GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  48. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    f GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  49. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    p GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  50. I know who I'd vote for... by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think I'd have to go for Florida - anything launched from New Mexico would pass somewhere overhead, and if it didn't achieve orbit, might possibly land in my backyard...

    1. Re:I know who I'd vote for... by SupaZeph · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think I'd have to go for Florida - anything launched from New Mexico would pass somewhere overhead, and if it didn't achieve orbit, might possibly land in my backyard...

      Yeah, but if it did land there, think of the eBay value!
      Maybe you could get Taco Bell to set up a target in your yard?

    2. Re:I know who I'd vote for... by TrueBuckeye · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, you raise a good point. Both locations are near enough to the equator to have postive benefits, but the fact that most craft launched from Florida would pose more risk to dolphins than humans is a postive. Unless you are a dolphin of course...then you are all about New Mexico.

      --
      Was that night on the marge of Lake LaBarge I cremated Sam McGee...
    3. Re:I know who I'd vote for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the x-prize vehicles are attempting to acheive orbit, they are all suborbital AFAIK

      -jsg

    4. Re:I know who I'd vote for... by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      I don't know, be careful of the dolphins. You wouldn't want to piss off Snorky.

    5. Re:I know who I'd vote for... by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      I'd like to point out that unfortunately Columbia broke up and scattered stuff across New Mexico and western Texas and no one got hurt from debris.

    6. Re:I know who I'd vote for... by GileadGreene · · Score: 3, Informative
      ...if it didn't achieve orbit...

      Given that the X-prize competition is (currently) geared towards suborbital launch vehicles I'd say there's no "if" about it. Whether or not they'd be nice enough to land in your backyard is separate question.

    7. Re:I know who I'd vote for... by captainktainer · · Score: 1
      See, now, from the context, I'm not quite sure whether you're suggesting that it's unfortunate that Columbia broke up, or that none of the Texans/New Mexicans got hurt.

      Try telling that one to Billy Jean down the road; he'll beat your ass so quick..

    8. Re:I know who I'd vote for... by jelle · · Score: 1

      Nah, remember why the dolfins are smarter than people: They don't worry about things like that, they just have fun and play in the water.

      --
      --- Hindsight is 20/20, but walking backwards is not the answer.
    9. Re:I know who I'd vote for... by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Easy to fix. Strap a dolphin to the ship. If it crashes, the dolphin is sure to die, so the flight then poses more of a risk to dolphins than to humans, even if launched from the middle of the desert.

      --
      Mod down posts with a "Free Mac Mini/iPod" sig, they're spam!
    10. Re:I know who I'd vote for... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Actually, you raise a good point. Both locations are near enough to the equator to have postive benefits, but the fact that most craft launched from Florida would pose more risk to dolphins than humans is a postive. Unless you are a dolphin of course...then you are all about New Mexico.
      Yes... And no. Their alternate Florida location (Cecil Field) is in the middle of a heavily urbanized area and some miles from the sea.
  51. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    uix GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  52. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    eo GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  53. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    e GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  54. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    akg GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  55. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    p GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
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  56. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    bjp GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  57. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    el GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  58. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ru GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  59. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    dv GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  60. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    bc GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  61. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    l GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
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  62. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    whx GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  63. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    uib GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  64. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    f GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  65. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    e GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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  66. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    cuk GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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  67. More information by Ralph+JH+Nader · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can find more information here.

    1. Re:More information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, there are some dipshit moderators. The parent post is above all, a testament to that fact.

      Lets watch Ralph "JewHater" Nader get mod points, and then he'll troll away or mod away.

  68. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    k GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  69. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    rj GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  70. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    e GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  71. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    s GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  72. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    wq GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  73. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    au GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  74. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    e GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  75. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    tnf GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  76. Another Howard Dean Growl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    possible venues were considered: California, Florida, New Mexico, and Oklahoma

    This isnt another Howard Dean meltdown??

  77. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    w GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  78. bit34 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    your own towel in fastest-growing GAY Been many, not the

  79. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    kq GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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  80. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    u GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  81. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    yi GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  82. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    iqv GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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  83. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    lqd GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

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    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
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    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
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  84. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    hw GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  85. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by seaswahoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The $10 Million cash prize will be awarded to the first team that privately finances, builds and launches a three-person spaceship to 100 Km (62.5 miles), returning safely to earth and repeating the launch with the same ship within two weeks.

    It seems that non-governmental groups are a little less squeamish about taking risks and heading off this hunk of rock we call Earth.

    Still...they're doing it for the sake of commercial interests, not simply for the sake of exploration and gathering knowledge, like NASA, the ESA, and the space agencies of other countries including, yes, formerly Soviet Russia.

    I realize that for us as humans it's inevitable that we'll break free of Earth and go out...it's something characteristic of our species. Take the discovery of the Americas for example.

    Can we be so sure that the end here (travel in space, colonization, etc.) justifies the means we as humans may need to take to get there (commercial interests)?

  86. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    b GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  87. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    mmf GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  88. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    jvx GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  89. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    svw GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  90. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    rv GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  91. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    d GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  92. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    fjw GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  93. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    v GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  94. Methuselah Mouse Prize - successor in technique by exratio · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The Methuselah Mouse Prize (rewarding scientists who manage to extend healthy life span in mice) has some of the same names involved as advisors, and is in many ways an attempt to further evolve the fundraising methodology used so successfully in the X-Prize.

    http://www.methuselahmouse.org

    I think that progress to date since the launch last year is pretty impressive. $50,000 raised and $300,000 in pledges is far greater progress than the X Prize managed in the same period of time after launch - learning from the past and improving on it is a good thing. Check out The Three Hundred as well as a good example of how to get a certain set of people involved:

    http://www.methuselahfoundation.org/threehundred.a sp

    Why are prizes for research so good? Take a look at this piece on how they work and why they work so well:

    http://www.longevitymeme.org/topics/research_prize s.cfm

  95. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    rxc GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  96. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    s GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  97. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    u GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  98. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    vzd GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  99. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    e GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  100. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    jr GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  101. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    bc GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  102. [off topic] Holy Shit... by shadowcabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I saw "4 of 79 comments" on the main page and thought it had to be a mistake... as it turns out, somebody's been testing a bot. That's the only explanation I can come up with.

    --
    "Why Subscribe?" Good question...
    1. Re:[off topic] Holy Shit... by endx7 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Some trollbot posted a whole bunch of messages about the GNAA (gay nigger something something).

    2. Re:[off topic] Holy Shit... by l810c · · Score: 2, Redundant
      There have been quite a few of these lately. Kinda annoying when you have mod points and are browsing at 0.

      It sure would be nice to have a facility to just delete these. Maybe just delete all but one of them to get around the censorship issue.

    3. Re:[off topic] Holy Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have you know each and every one of those posts was lovingly hand-typed by my army of lackeys.

      - the Real Anonymous Coward

    4. Re:[off topic] Holy Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, its true.. he is!

      -the fake anonymous coward

  103. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    kb GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  104. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    hh GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  105. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ime GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  106. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ssp GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  107. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    u GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  108. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    vgo GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  109. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    pbx GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  110. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    d GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  111. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    bg GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  112. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ac GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  113. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    toj GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  114. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    byn GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  115. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ho GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  116. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    np GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  117. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    nc GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  118. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    i GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  119. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    fxh GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  120. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    hlj GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  121. Things could get tricky with those two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Florida will ask for a recount if they lose and New Mexico's vehicle will come with an ignition interlock breathalyzer.

  122. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ako GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  123. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    b GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  124. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    xd GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  125. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    xro GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  126. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    u GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  127. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    fs GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  128. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    tb GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  129. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    zw GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  130. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    xqj GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  131. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    nts GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
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  132. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    pz GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  133. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    vjw GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  134. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    x GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  135. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ur GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  136. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    tbs GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  137. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ca GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  138. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    mq GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  139. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ogr GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  140. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    d GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  141. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    gda GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  142. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ozb GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  143. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    kys GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  144. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    d GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
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  145. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    t GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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  146. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ohm GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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  147. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    zj GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
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  148. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    fvu GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  149. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    w GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  150. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    is GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  151. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    tq GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  152. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    wa GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  153. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    cl GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  154. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    csj GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  155. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    o GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  156. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ewb GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  157. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    zgu GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  158. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    jr GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  159. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    o GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  160. My backyard is available! by woobieman29 · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'm pretty sure the wife and neighbors won't mind.

    I get to keep all hardware that doesn't make orbit though... :-)

    --
    \/\/oobie
    1. Re:My backyard is available! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get to keep all hardware that doesn't make orbit though... :-)

      Since most launches that don't make orbit fail on the launch pad (often spectacularly), that's pretty much a given. ;)

      To steal from one person is theft. To steal from many is taxation. -Jeff Daiell

      Or in modern parlance, "the software industry".
    2. Re:My backyard is available! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the x-prize entrants are trying to reach orbit, they are all suborbital.

  161. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    n GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  162. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    gwv GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  163. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    hvf GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  164. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    if GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  165. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ifn GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  166. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    c GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  167. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    dcf GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  168. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    tkf GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  169. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    bl GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  170. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    weg GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  171. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    nsn GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  172. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    d GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  173. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    b GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  174. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    j GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  175. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    sv GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  176. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    a GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  177. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ob GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  178. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    l GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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  179. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    pkw GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  180. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    q GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  181. what happens to the losers. by itsdave · · Score: 3, Funny

    do they die?

  182. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    gg GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  183. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    jor GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  184. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ry GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  185. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    lm GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  186. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    h GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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  187. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    f GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  188. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    gr GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  189. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    rzl GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  190. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    m GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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  191. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    jij GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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  192. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    mr GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  193. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    bb GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  194. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    bx GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  195. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ve GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  196. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    bfm GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  197. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    x GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  198. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ct GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  199. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    eya GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  200. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    vxx GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  201. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    j GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  202. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    xwe GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  203. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    uzw GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  204. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    se GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  205. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    a GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  206. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    q GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  207. a shrubbery! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's too bad Governor Jeb Bush isn't putting much effort into lobbying for Florida

    One suspects Governor Jeb has his hands full tending to some more down-to-earth family and business obligations this year.
  208. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    m GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  209. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    vk GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  210. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    r GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  211. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    vc GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

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    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  212. Lobbying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing that amazes me is that you need these lobbyists at all.

    Wouldn't it make more sense to just select the best place from a number of criterias? Lobbying suggests the criterias aren't even known, or decided upon. Is it really that bad?

    <rant>Could also be my definition of "lobbying" as the art of annoying people up to, but not crossing, the breaking point - just to let them see "agree with us, or I'll make the rest of your life an equal living hell". Just like advertising - yet, even if you "obey" those masters, they still won't sop punishing you.</rant>

    1. Re:Lobbying? by nacturation · · Score: 3, Informative

      Colour me confused, but I thought the X-Prize was a straightforward "First one to get a person 60 miles in the air wins" thing. Where does lobbying fit in?

      The vehicles need to launch from somewhere, therefore several places are lobbying to have the X-Prize guys choose their backyard to be the official launch point.

      --
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    2. Re:Lobbying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least, read the post.

  213. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    iy GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  214. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    gqp GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  215. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    kd GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  216. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    mur GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  217. Delay the decision?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does that mean? What is there to decide at this point? Isn't the prize supposed to go to the group that actually launches their rocket twice in... whatever the short time window is?

  218. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    fbb GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  219. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    sr GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  220. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by CajunArson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmm... That's interesting, every time Bush proposes any NASA activities these days everybody here just says it's for military purposes.
    I can also assure you that the Soviets were just as interested in the military uses of space as they were in scientific exploration.
    As an aside to how 'evil' companies cannot innovate anything, imagine if NASA was in charge of creating computer chips, and nasty companies like Intel were outlawed from any involvement in creating processors... do you really think modern computing would be anything more advanced than an Apple II?

    --
    AntiFA: An abbreviation for Anti First Amendment.
  221. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    lgv GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  222. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    y GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  223. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    hy GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  224. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ftd GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  225. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ssz GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  226. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    at GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  227. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ec GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  228. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    kux GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  229. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure - I figure some airbag overpaid CEOs will get it in their heads to "ride their own rockets".

    The better fed, the better the fireworks.

  230. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    mn GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  231. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    tcd GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  232. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    rdh GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  233. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    pw GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  234. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    lvu GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
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  235. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    t GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
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  236. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    t GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  237. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    dg GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  238. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    rt GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  239. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    kat GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  240. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by cgenman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can we be so sure that the end here (travel in space, colonization, etc.) justifies the means we as humans may need to take to get there (commercial interests)?

    I fail to see how "commercial interests" are the anthesis of space travel and colonization. What is so terrible about making money that it needs to be banned from space? It's not like they're sending the XPlanes up there to block out the sun in an act of cartoonish supervillany.

    If someone can make money escaping the atmosphere in an attempt to speed up intercontinental flight, good for them. If someone can make money carrying satellites into space, or running experiments in zero-G, good for them. Profitability equals the survival of a venture... It's why profitable but socially negative corporations are difficult to get rid of. We want that kind of tenacity on our side. The spreading of mankind outside of our little planet is a good thing, and so long as the companies that do it are behaving in an ecologically responsible fashion, more power to them.

    Theoretically, the only reason going into space would be profitable is if there was something sufficiently valuable up there that we should go. The more space travel there is, the less expensive it will be. The less expensive space travel is, the more experiments, manufacturing, and living can take place up there. There must be all kinds of ludicrously dangerous Xtreme sports for our grandkids to discover.

    And, in case you haven't noticed, there are already commercial space operations out there. Far more often than NASA they're the ones putting up the satellite phone satellites and the flying transponders we rely upon. Except for the problem of junk in orbit, there isn't anything wrong with that.

  241. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    nky GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  242. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by seaswahoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    imagine if NASA was in charge of creating computer chips, and nasty companies like Intel were outlawed from any involvement in creating processors... do you really think modern computing would be anything more advanced than an Apple II? *shudders at the thought* I suppose commercial interests are good because they drive science and technology at a much faster pace than the government, burdened with rules and regulations and bureaucracy, can ever hope to do. I'm not anti-business, but it just leaves me wondering. Will outer space be cluttered with new forms of "spaceboard" advertising? Will planets be turned into tourist havens that people go to on day trips, leaving litter behind? I suppose the current system we have, in which commercial interests drive the science and technology but the government checks the growth so that it doesn't get out of control, is better than just the government or just corporations going it alone.

  243. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    p GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  244. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    wqf GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  245. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ye GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  246. Not hard to guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Living in Satellite Beach, Florida, it isn't hard to guess where my vote is going!"

    Pat Buchanan?

  247. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    k GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  248. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    zfo GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  249. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    xa GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  250. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    d GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  251. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    iw GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  252. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    cmt GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  253. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by seaswahoo · · Score: 1

    Nothing's wrong with commercial interests going up to space, but...let me put it this way: would you rather have a company spearheading space travel technology that operates like AOL, SCO, or Microsoft? or perhaps Google?

  254. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    mjo GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  255. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    v GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  256. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    e GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  257. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    q GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  258. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    fyz GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  259. Jeeze... by mbokhari · · Score: 0, Troll

    Theres a New Mexico?...Now they are just making up states...yea right!

    --
    -=- celibate by popular demand
    1. Re:Jeeze... by syrinx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Theres a New Mexico?...Now they are just making up states...yea right!

      yeah, it's just like those people who claim they're from "West" Virginia, as if just saying they're from Virginia isn't good enough.

      --
      Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
    2. Re:Jeeze... by ibjessemon · · Score: 2, Informative

      I live in New Mexico. Of course it exists... you may have been joking when you posted this, but you would be surprised at how many people don't realize that there's something between Texas and Arizona or south of Colorado... I can't count on my fingers the number of times where people have been stupified when I tell them where I live.
      I once called an airline for reservations and was told that they only dealt with the continental United States and that I would have to call the international number...
      BTW, New Mexico is the 47th state. We are the 5th largest state in terms of land area. 1.8 million people live here.

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    3. Re:Jeeze... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was making a reference to The Simpsons, where Burns makes that statement

    4. Re:Jeeze... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need a new one. The old one smells like it's rotting.

  260. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    zh GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  261. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    st GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  262. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    neh GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  263. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or would you like a government at the forefront of space travel that operates like the one in the United States?

  264. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    e GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  265. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    dox GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  266. Re:GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 millio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Guess what, guys. We've already figured out that you know how to run shitstorm.pl. We are no longer impressed. Find something new and interesting to do, or go away.

    It's possible for trolling to add value to Slashdot by starting interesting discussions that wouldn't have taken place otherwise. This might actually impress someone. That someone might even be a girl your age. Even finding a new way to say "BSD is dying" at least takes a little creativity. Running the same old script over and over again just proves you're a loser that doesn't know how to do anything else.

  267. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    iw GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  268. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    bd GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  269. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by seaswahoo · · Score: 1

    Probably not, if it's like the one we have now... if it's like the one from the '60s, perhaps. But then again, they had to contend with Soviet Russia back then...

  270. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    w GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  271. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    pb GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  272. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    hbc GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  273. Doesn't Vandenburg California worry also? by aauu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Most of the path of a space vehicle to orbit is vertical. New Mexico starts several thousand meters higher in the atmosphere reducing the length of travel and density of air when starting. White Sands Missile base would be a good starting point for a space port. We already launch missiles from White Sands. A electromagnetic vehicle accelerator could be run up the face of the Sandias in Albuquerque giving an initial vehicle free flight beginning at 3,000 meters. Located along the spine of the Rocky Mountains so shipping from California and points east are averaged. We dropped a shuttle on Texas and nobody got hurt except the passengers. Florida is quite crowded compared to eastern New Mexico and Western Texas. I vote for New Mexico. (My love of good mexican food may be biasing my decision ;))

    --
    When I was young, I had to rub sticks together to compute.
  274. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    oqk GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  275. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    er GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  276. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    jem GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  277. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    jsg GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  278. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    vue GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  279. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    x GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  280. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    tj GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  281. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    rw GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  282. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by seaswahoo · · Score: 1

    You mean, like Darl McBride?

  283. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    zwa GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  284. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    ll GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  285. this isnt news by simonharvey · · Score: 1

    this has been there for months (sorry it is news but it is a bit stale).

  286. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    di GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  287. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    hf GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0

  288. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    u GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  289. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    qkt GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__

  290. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    i GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#

  291. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    f GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  292. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    et GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    ________________________________________________
    | ______________________________________._a,____ |
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
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  293. Stupid diamond-less moon. by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The New Mexico Office of Space Commercialization was created in 1994 by legislation to coordinate the promotion and marketing of New Mexico's space-related resources and to develop and operate a regional Spaceport in New Mexico.

    Just reading the word "Spaceport" outside of a Heinlein novel is nearly enough to bring a tear to my eye. The saddest part of all of this is that they have to offer a prize to get anyone to try this... I keep hoping for news of mineral resources somewhere in the solar system, that would make space travel profitable. There has to be a way to make money off of outer space, but what is it?

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    1. Re:Stupid diamond-less moon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason there is little capital in space is it isn't as exploitable as our poor little planet..

    2. Re:Stupid diamond-less moon. by Organized+Konfusion · · Score: 1

      Advertising in the sky!
      There was a recent story on slashdot about how somone patented Ads amongst the stars.

    3. Re:Stupid diamond-less moon. by nacturation · · Score: 2, Informative

      I keep hoping for news of mineral resources somewhere in the solar system, that would make space travel profitable.

      The prohibitive cost of this would make it unprofitable though. Say there's a huge repository of gold somewhere out there. The cost of going there and lugging it back would be so expensive that it would have to be a really *huge* amount of gold to make it worthwhile. Then the problem becomes liquidating that much gold on the market -- it would create such a glut that gold prices would fall sharply. The only chance of this making sense would be for something which is extremely rare on Earth, yet is in very high demand so that they could effectively monopolize the market.

      There has to be a way to make money off of outer space, but what is it?

      One of the easiest ways is tourism. The first people to setup shop in space charge others for the service of travelling in space or simply staying in an orbiting hotel. Substitute "space" for some remote corner of the planet, and the profit motive is similar. Moon/Mars safari, anyone?

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    4. Re:Stupid diamond-less moon. by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've heard the gold argument before. I was thinking of something a little more outlandish, like technetium, or bucky-balls.

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    5. Re:Stupid diamond-less moon. by eclectro · · Score: 2, Informative

      I keep hoping for news of mineral resources somewhere in the solar system, that would make space travel profitable. There has to be a way to make money off of outer space, but what is it?

      Diamonds are relatively common. Artificial scarcity is created by the DeBeers monopoly and market manipulation. It's such that DeBeer's executives can't step foot in the United States without being subject to arrest. However, given the pro-corporate enviroment with this administration, they could get off the hook.

      I digress. Any mineral resource you can dream of will always be cheaper to obtain on the terra Earth, no matter what.

      Sending a launch vehicle and infrastructure to obtain minerals in outer space just is not feasible.

      Even if it was a reusable jet plane that could reach outerspace, it still would outway heavily the costs of finding (or manufacturing) the mineral/substance on Earth. That also goes for medicines that might be manufactured in zero G. If there was a medicine that was invented/made in zero G, the huge economic incentive would drive (and find) an alternative manufacturing/substance discovery on Earth.

      That ultimately is the truth of the situation.

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      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    6. Re:Stupid diamond-less moon. by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that nobody has brought up manufacturing in space. No, not manufacturing for consumption on Earth, but manufacturing for consumption in SPACE. After all, given the costs to loft up a pound of consumables or equipment to orbit, doesn't it make sense to manufacture solar panels, station-keeping fuel, re-entry shielding, and other items in space to save on the costs of having to haul all that crap up with us?

      Especially stuff like consumables - life-support water/oxygen, re-entry shielding, a good portion of that is dead weight on the way up, and just adds to the launch cost (since you need more fuel for the weight, and more fuel adds more weight, and you need more fuel to compensate for the weight of the extra fuel, etc.)

      Just get a supplier in space to manufacture the stuff - as long as their prices are cheaper than manufacturing the equivalent on Earth, insuring the payload for launch, and actually lofting it into orbit, they can make a profit. Of course, they need raw materials... which can come from the Moon, or from the asteroid belt. It may be a long pipeline (ie, you have to go fetch an iron-nickel asteroid 9 months in advance of needing it, because of the transit time), but since you don't have to go down, then back up a gravity well, it's relatively cheap in terms of fuel costs. Put a few nuclear reactors in orbit, and all we need in the way of fuel is water ice for reaction mass.

    7. Re:Stupid diamond-less moon. by ookabooka · · Score: 1

      Mining asteroids could be very profitable. We could find an asteroid with a large amount of an expensive/rare metal, gold, gallium(used in GASFETS, a transistor), pretty much anything. What makes it so profitable is that its extremely concentrated. You can run into huge chunks of metals which make it less like mining, and more like ripping a chunk of the asteroid off to take home. But again, since no one has pioneered this methodology, it has remained a theory noone is willing to test.

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    8. Re:Stupid diamond-less moon. by MourningBlade · · Score: 1

      I was always interested in the fact that Heinlein's worlds were separate. That people hardly ever communicated between them because of the time delay. Instead, planets tended to be populated by like-minded people.

      I think that colonization will ultimately be the value of space.

    9. Re:Stupid diamond-less moon. by metlin · · Score: 1

      Ahh yes, but how about infinte supply of galactic grade alchohol?

      Come on, don't let all that stuff go waste! All we have to make sure is that the Irish run out of their stuff, and point an arrow up in that general direction ;-)

  294. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    bdt GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  295. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    fo GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
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    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
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  296. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by edhall · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The first customer for ICs was the military (for the Minuteman Missile project, IIRC). Later, NASA was another early adopter of the technology. The government is often the only one with deep enough pockets to buy expensive but unproven technologies. And it almost always contracts with private industry to develop them. Your "computer chips" might not even have been developed without the Air Force and NASA, since who else would have paid Fairchild, etc. to make them? A simple logic gate once cost over a hundred pre-inflation dollars...

    That said, the bureaucratic monstrosity known as "NASA" is a pale, bumbling and bloated organization with little resemblance to the group that ran the Apollo project.

    Sad, sad, sad...

    -Ed
  297. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    gnw GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _______________________

  298. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    a GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | _________________________

  299. The "state" of Idaho by Texas+Rose+on+Lava+L · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or what about people who are from "Idaho"? No one ever wants to take on this persistent myth.

  300. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ds GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
    | ________________________

  301. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    t GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  302. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    iu GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
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  303. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    xtj GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
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    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  304. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ar GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
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    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
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    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
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  305. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'd go with google. They're not perfect, but compared to Microsoft they are.

    But a more sensible question is whether you want really want NASA to do it.

    I mean are you one of the NASA selected 'elite'? If not- sorry, no space for you.

    Atleast commercial launches are somewhat egalitarian- you have the cash, you get to go. And commercial pressures tend to push down on price, with NASA there's far less pressure to do that- that's a really bad thing. The price is way too high right now, particularly in NASA land. NASA is way too risk adverse; paradoxically, I think that caused Columbia and Challenger.

    --

    -WolfWithoutAClause

    "Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"
  306. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    hvd GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
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    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
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    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
    ________________________________________________
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  307. Lobbying? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    It's too bad Governor Jeb Bush isn't putting much effort into lobbying for Florida
    Colour me confused, but I thought the X-Prize was a straightforward "First one to get a person 60 miles in the air wins" thing. Where does lobbying fit in?
    --
    You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
  308. GNAA kidnaps Olsen Twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    t GNAA Press release:
    GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins
    By Gary Niger
    Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for kidnapping the twins inside a popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative rkz revealed that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came right between the consideration of Justin Timberlake to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen pop star Kelly Osborne.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
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    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us or irc.pihost.us as one of the nullnet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
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  309. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by seaswahoo · · Score: 1

    NASA is way too risk adverse; paradoxically, I think that caused Columbia and Challenger.

    You may be right on that. I read an article yesterday (forget the source) about a recent maintenance check on the shuttle Discovery in which NASA engineers discovered that one crucial part had been installed backwards. For close to twenty years, since originally manufactured!

    Fortunately, it was part of several sets of that particular part, and the specific part that wasn't installed properly would not have caused another Columbia or Challenger. But, had it been one of the other parts in that set, well, another space shuttle loss would set back NASA even more.

  310. Report Parent to FBI for making threats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kidnapping threats are a federal offense. Consider the parent reported to the FBI

  311. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    jo GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
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    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

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    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
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    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
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  312. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    x GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

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    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
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    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
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  313. GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    soy GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent

    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
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    Are you GAY ?
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    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.pihost.us or irc.gnaa.us as one of the nullnet servers.
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  314. Let me get this strait ... by pavon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your saying you don't want a spaceship to crash land in your backyard? Dude you would be the coolest geek in the state if you had a burnt spaceship in your backyard! I would totally come and visit it, and you would be all like, "yeah, I was just sitting here and then crrrrrraaahh sshh BOOOMMMM, and there was a spaceship in my backyard", and I'd be all like "whoa, cool".

    You're not fooling me. You are really from florida and are trying to get New Mexicans scared so they launch in florida and you can watch.

    But seriously, New Mexico is big, and it has alot of sand and I seriously doubt that a crash would actually hit anything. Besides I don't think any of these teams would risk their lives unless they were pretty darn certain that they craft was going to work. I live here and am not worried in the least bit.

    1. Re:Let me get this strait ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, it is spelled "straight."

      Second, NM does not have much sand. Get outside and look around.

      Third, the presence of sand has zero significance to anyone trying to achieve orbit.

      Dude.

    2. Re:Let me get this strait ... by nettdata · · Score: 1

      Your saying you don't want a spaceship to crash land in your backyard? Dude you would be the coolest geek in the state if you had a burnt spaceship in your backyard!

      I wonder if you could claim salvage rights, and then eBay the sucker?

      "Oh, you want your craft back, well, bid like the rest of them! Unless, of course, you want to give me a ride? Preferably later on in the program, when it's NOT crashing into peoples' back yard."

      --



      $0.02 (CDN)
    3. Re:Let me get this strait ... by pavon · · Score: 1

      Second, NM does not have much sand
      What are you talking about? Have you ever driven between Socorro and Las Cruces? It is as baren as Texas. Sure, the northern quarter of the state has lots of trees and hills and a fair amount of people, but at least half of the state is pretty much just dirt and sage brush with with a few pinons and juniper thrown in for good measure. And I mean that in a good way. Santa Fe != New Mexico.

      Third, the presence of sand has zero significance to anyone trying to achieve orbit.
      Not in and of itself, but the sparse population and vegitation is good for doing things that you wouldn't want to do in, say, the middle of New York city or the Amazon rain forest.

      yeah, yeah IHBT IHL HAND.

  315. space race? by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

    wasn't that a cartoon or something?

  316. Re:GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 millio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    We are not using shitstorm.pl, but infact a new and improved product written in house by our top engneers. Currently it is at the late alpha stage in the product life cycle but we can announce that it uses threads, is written in python and has the ability to use a database of messages for flooding.

    We will be releasing licencing details soon, pystom will be distributed on a subscription basis which includes media, printed manual and 1 months toll free support.

    -- RKZ, GNAA press department.

  317. OPEN TEH SOURCE!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    you must free the code. Free as in Freedom!!! Our Rights Online depend on this!! The OSS community has the eyeballs and cocks to examine your code and make flooding slashdot even more efficient and deadly.

    Richard M. Stallman

  318. WAY TO GO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cowboy Kneel fucks over slashdot again.

    Way to go, ass master. Your butt buddies overtook slashdot AGAIN! Do they like your BJs that much??

  319. Since when does that matter? by nonameisgood · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is more a source of entertainment that actual news on slow days. But you're still here.

    It's like there isn't enough going on in the world to fill a 30 minute TV newscast, so they have to tell us that the Weazeldip 5000 isn't all it's cracked up to be so don't buy it.

    I would argue that inspite of this, it is Stuff that matters, to us. Maybe we can convince them to make a heading "Olds", instead.

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  320. Re:GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 millio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    lookame, i'm an a.c.! i can say whatever i want!! and there are no consequences! 'coz even john ashcroft would be bored by me!

    whippety doo! shit fart bird sex gay fart diarrhea.

    boogers poop hotdog underpants.

    and also that x-prize thingie.
    whatever that is.

  321. Wish New Mexico luck. by BCW2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I grew up in Las Cruces. On the other side of the mountain is White Sands Missle Range, the place where space flight started in this country. Werner von Braun and his group of scientists were taken there after WWII to start their research in this country. Every rocket this country has had flew there first(except Saturn 5 and shuttle). The lake bed at Northrup strip is where all shuttle pilots practised there landings for 10 years, and where one shuttle landed when Edwards was flooded. That place is the history of space and weapons reseach and innovation.

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    1. Re:Wish New Mexico luck. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I grew up in Las Cruces. On the other side of the mountain is White Sands Missle Range, the place where space flight started in this country. Werner von Braun and his group of scientists were taken there after WWII to start their research in this country. Every rocket this country has had flew there first(except Saturn 5 and shuttle).
      And the Saturn I and the Saturn IB, and the entire Atlas and Titan families, not to mention the Minuteman and all the SLBM's, and the Thor/Delta family, and the Vanguard, and the Redstone, and Jupiter/Juno series... In short not one significant missile/rocket has flown first from White Sands in decades. (Hint: What is now Cape Canaveral/Cape Kennedy was founded because White Sands was too small.)
    2. Re:Wish New Mexico luck. by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Thats why everything launched at White Sands land in Utah, Nevada or the Pacific. Including every air to air and surface to air wepon in history.

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    3. Re:Wish New Mexico luck. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Thats why everything launched at White Sands land in Utah, Nevada or the Pacific. Including every air to air and surface to air wepon in history.
      Nope. The Navy tests at China Lake, or Pax river, or AUTEC, or a variety of other places. (Sidewinder was first tested at China Lake for example.)

      Or, to put it simply; Your claim that every AAM and SAM missile in history was launched from WSMR is as false as your claim that every rocket except for the Saturn and Shuttle was first launched there.
    4. Re:Wish New Mexico luck. by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Every engine in the saturn 5 stack was fired at The NASA test facility on the Las Cruces side of the Organ Mts. on a test stand before the first 1B or stage was ever assembled. From prototypes to the production versions. All AAM and SAM have been tested and are still tested at White Sands. Thats why they keep so many drones for targets there. It is still the birthplace of our space program like it or not.

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    5. Re:Wish New Mexico luck. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Every engine in the saturn 5 stack was fired at The NASA test facility on the Las Cruces side of the Organ Mts. on a test stand before the first 1B or stage was ever assembled.
      Which is considerably different from your claim that 'every rocket has flown there first'. And it's *still* not true, as the Saturn series engines were tested at the Marshall Spaceflight Center (formerly Redstone Arsenal) or in California at the Rocketdyne facilities. (The LEM engined were however tested at WSMR.
      From prototypes to the production versions. All AAM and SAM have been tested and are still tested at White Sands.
      Well, as I said, that's not true for Sidewinder, as it was developed and tested at China Lake. (Not true for Bomarc either, which flew exclusively from the Cape.)
      Thats why they keep so many drones for targets there.
      WSMR is far from the only place they keep or fly from target drones.
      It is still the birthplace of our space program like it or not.
      It is a remote backwater used to test things developed elsewhere. It's important, but I'd not rate it as the birthplace.
    6. Re:Wish New Mexico luck. by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Von Braun would disagree.

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  322. No, and why not Fort Stockton by nonameisgood · · Score: 2, Funny

    You would not test fly a new Boeing at DFW during the evening rush, would you. Not that the X-prize winner will be flying out of a typical commercial airport, but you get my drift. Other than a launch and recovery facility, i.e., a long runway, describe to me what you think of as "characteristically close." Also, this won't be head to head, and the launches may be weeks and miles apart, unless they wait until the deadline, which they are not doing.

    On anouther note:
    I'm really bummed that Las Escaleras a las Estrellas in Fort Stockton, Texas, did not make it to the short list. You'd think that a site with no infrastructure, no workforce base from which to draw, and which is considered amazingly corrupt by much of law enforcement would be just the ticket.

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  323. OK, for all you people whoring for Carmack to post by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    Quit it, and let The Man finish up Doom3.

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  324. Clarifications by Long-EZ · · Score: 5, Informative
    The X-Prize is $10M to the first non-government team to launch a three person ship to 100 km (the edge of space) and use the same ship to do it again within two weeks, while the X-Prize Cup is a race of sorts, to be run annually after the X-Prize competition is won. New Mexico and Florida are competing to host the X-Prize Cup event, not the X-Prize competition.


    The X-Prize is like the Orteig prize that inspired Charles Lindberg to fly across the Atlantic Ocean in 1927. The X-Prize Cup is like the annual air races (Thompson Cup, Bendix Cup, etc.) that fostered competition and quickly led to commercial aircraft industries.


    The X-Prize competition will happen wherever the teams want to launch. BTW - Burt Rutan's company, Scaled Composites, will be winning the X-Prize very soon. They're in Mojave California. Lots of info including pictures here.


    And, please, no more references to "orbit". The X-Prize competition is for suborbital flight, which is essentially up and down, similar to the Redstone missions in NASA's early days. There is no requirement for a large horizontal component of velocity as would be needed to achieve orbit.


    I found it interesting that New Mexico has a department responsible for space development. Finally, some government is actually looking to the future instead of being dragged kicking and screaming into it.

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  325. I know! by justins · · Score: 1
    Living in Satellite Beach, Florida, it isn't hard to guess where my vote is going! It's too bad Governor Jeb Bush isn't putting much effort into lobbying for Florida though other efforts may be under way.

    Just get Diebold involved and I'm sure things will go Jeb's way.
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  326. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by GileadGreene · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Can we be so sure that the end here (travel in space, colonization, etc.) justifies the means we as humans may need to take to get there (commercial interests)?

    And what exactly do you think motivated "the discovery of the Americas"?* Or for that matter precipitated the colonization of the Americas?** Very little in the way of exploration and eventual colonization has been done for other than commercial interests (albeit sometimes indirectly).

    * Answer: the search for a faster route to the spice wealth of the Indies - there's a reason that native Americans became known as Indians.
    ** Answer: initially, the desire to plunder the gold of the New World.

  327. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by seaswahoo · · Score: 1

    I have nothing against commercialization of space, but what does make me nervous is the same type of "commercial interest" run rampant during the age of discovery...

    In the process of colonization, European settlers reduced to almost nothing the inhabitants of a continent. There were some pretty crappy things done in the name of colonization.

    Basically, I'm all up for viable commercial space projects, but let's try not to just trash a planet, or, should we encounter an intelligent life form, just wipe 'em out or take 'em down without second thought.

  328. entrepuraneurism? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I know spelling is fast and loose on Slashdot, but don't we even fucking *try* anymore?

    Other suggested spellings:

    entermanurism
    interpranoonism
    entrepuritanical ism
    enterthefuckingwordcorrectlyism

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  329. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what i think is needed is a more potent rocket fuel, if its possible

  330. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by Electrum · · Score: 1

    Still...they're doing it for the sake of commercial interests, not simply for the sake of exploration and gathering knowledge

    There is at least one team doing it for exactly those reasons. Go John Carmack!

  331. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by khallow · · Score: 1

    Actually none of the companies you mention are particularly heinous. The solution here is to create and maintain a competitive market.

  332. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by seaswahoo · · Score: 1

    Score! That's definitely great to hear...

  333. Got yer minerals right here! by soldeed · · Score: 2, Informative

    Quoted from 'The High Frontier' byGerard K. O'neill, 1976. 3rd edition c2000 Space Studies institute. Apogee books ISBN 1-896522-67-X www.cgpublishing.com Chapter 4 page 35 "A typical Apollo sample contains by weight, more tha 20% silicon, more than 12% aluminum, 4% iron, and 3% magnesium. Many of the Apollo samples contained more than 6% titanium by weight. ... Finally, the lunar suface is more than 40% oxygen by weight." end quote. Also, as we know from the Clementine missions, on the moons' south pole we found.. WATER!! Further quoting from "The High Frontier"; "It has been shown by analyzing the spectra of sunlight reflecting from asteroids that some of them are rich in carbon, nitrogen, and hydrogen - they are about as good a source of petrochemicals as oil shale. " end Quote. Not to mention the nickel- iron ones which are nearly solid metal! Man, it's raining soup out there!

  334. Where is the submitter's vote *really* going? by danielsfca2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Living in Satellite Beach, Florida, it isn't hard to guess where my vote is going!

    If you live in Florida, I find it hard to believe you ever know where your vote is going!

  335. "Energy" rings a bell? by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    On the moon, there is plenty of room to place large arrays of solar panels.
    Using a "laser", one could possibly transport the energy from the moon to earth.
    How do we get the solar panels there ? Well, the moon is largely a brick of silicon, which could be very well used to produce solar panels.

    Enough motivation wouldn't you think ?

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    1. Re:"Energy" rings a bell? by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      It's a cool idea, but does "cost effectiveness" ring a bell? There are much cheaper ways to get energy, and the materials for relatively inefficient photovoltaic cells aren't free---they cost money and it pollutes to produce them. It will cost more on top of that to get them to the moon (unless you can produce them on site, which would be really cool), and then you have the transmission losses. Finally, some trigger-happy country with more military power than it has a reasonable use for will probably try to shut you down because they don't trust anyone else with giant lasers pointed at the earth.

    2. Re:"Energy" rings a bell? by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      Sorry to reply to my own comment, but I missed the bit about how the moon has a lot of silicon. In that case, two of my objections go down the toilet... but you're still going to have to figure out how to produce lots of solar panels on the moon. Good luck, honestly.

  336. Yeah, like none of that was quoted in the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Informative? The first link in the *article* was to the X-Prize website, and included on the press release a very clear 'About the X PRIZE' section at the bottom. The second link, to Florida Today, contains the quote you just use. Even besides this, your quote does not sum up nicely the news, which is about the competition between Florida and New Mexico - your quote merely refers to the internal preferences of the Florida bid, were it to actually go to Florida.

    Maybe I'll get informative for this quote:

    "Looks like the fight for the location for the first X-Prize competition is in the final stage. Florida and New Mexico are the finalists. New Mexico is courting the X-Prize officials heavily. Living in Satellite Beach, Florida, it isn't hard to guess where my vote is going! It's too bad Governor Jeb Bush isn't putting much effort into lobbying for Florida though other efforts may be under way. Getting in on the ground floor of private space entrepuraneurism would be priceless. X-Prize officials have delayed the final decision to April 16th."

  337. huh? by SubtleNuance · · Score: -1, Troll

    I thought Governor Jeb Bush outlawed Space Travel because it would require disturbing God in Heaven by flying those Big Flaming Stick Things right through the clouds! Oooo Ahhh. What if he gets angry and ruins the Orange Crop!

  338. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what about Rocket Guy?

    http://www.rocketguy.com/rocket.html

  339. What about the spelling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Won't somebody please think of the spelling?

    entrepuraneurism?

    That is the most tortured, mangled, fucked up attempt at an English word I have ever been privileged to see.

    Kids, if you are that confused about a spelling, wouldn't it be worth a quality moment with your dictionary to try and sort things out so that you and the word can coexist in some kind of harmony?

    "entrepreneur"

  340. Risk-Averse? by turgid · · Score: 1
    NASA is way too risk adverse; paradoxically, I think that caused Columbia and Challenger.

    No, NASA is not risk-averse, they are change-averse and some might say criticism-averse. I get the increasing impression that NASA is a top-heavy, beurocratic ivory tower run for the self-agrindisement of its managers and for taking advantage of huge government hand-outs by hoodwinking the customer.

    If NASA was risk-averse, it wouldn't fly spacecraft. If NASA wasn't averse to self-criticism, it might fix safety problems rather than deny them, turn a blind eye and cause disasters.

    Large-scale safety-critical engineering is possible, but it's about humility, perseverance, good management, opneness, honesty, ambition, meticulousness, rationality, self-discipline, quality and fit-for-purpose cost control.

    There are other industries and organisations (in different countries even) that NASA could learn from, but I doubt that the culture of "we are the leaders and can't learn anything from anyone else (and especially foreigners)" will let it happen.

    This has been a Random Rant production.

  341. Too Much Coincidence by krysith · · Score: 1

    Ok, so this morning I drive to work from Satellite Beach, after staying up late reading "Space, the Free Market Frontier" by Edward Hudgins, and yes, I also saw the article on this in the Florida Today yesterday... and then I see this on the Slashdot frontpage.

    D8F8, are you spying on me? ;)

    I never knew Satellite Beach had a webpage. Sadly enough, the counter told me I was visitor number 1. I suspect some mighty fine coding. For those of you who have never visited, yes, our beaches do have as many coquina rocks as the picture shows (although you can only see them like that at low tide). We do have some of the best surfers in the world though (the Hobgoods are from here, and Cocoa Beach is just up the road).

    I agree that Jeb needs to get off his butt and try to court the X-prize. I'd love to see the X-prize competitors flying from Florida. However, I hope that the X-prize committee makes their decision based upon the merits of each location (New Mexico - better weather, more frontier spirit; Florida - clear launch trajectory, more space industry).

  342. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by sketerpot · · Score: 1
    Basically, I'm all up for viable commercial space projects, but let's try not to just trash a planet, or, should we encounter an intelligent life form, just wipe 'em out or take 'em down without second thought.

    The days you're speaking of seem very far in the past. I can't imagine anybody doing something so horrible today. If nothing else, the news media would report it and the angry masses would be out for blood. I'm not worrying until I see something more concrete to worry about.

  343. Read the PDF... by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    Research being done already, apparently :)

    But I agree that 1 MW in 1 year doesn't really seem attractive. Yet that didn't stop our ancestors from creating a crude vehicle that drove on petrol - grossly inefficient at the time.

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    1. Re:Read the PDF... by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      The crude petrol vehicle may have been crude and not all that useful, but it had some usefulness. It had a niche to occupy and keep development going. I can't see beaming power from the moon being useful enough off the bat to do the sort of large-scale construction and R&D necessary to make it anything more than a white elephant. If, however, you had other facilities on the moon that needed power, I'd say you have a chance, since you can get started and keep going at a small scale and slow but steady pace. That's the sort of thing that space often lacks, and it shows.

  344. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by Samrobb · · Score: 1
    Your "computer chips" might not even have been developed without the Air Force and NASA, since who else would have paid Fairchild, etc. to make them? A simple logic gate once cost over a hundred pre-inflation dollars...

    Right... but the point he was making, I think, is that the government funding in those fields eventually reduced the risk to the point where commercial entities were willing to enter the field and drive further development. NASA and other space agencies have, in some sense, accomplished that goal - they've made those huge initial investments, helped identify and delineate the known risks, and gotten things to the point where non-governmental organizations are looking at privatized space travel. That won't happen in the US, though, so long as government regulations make it virtually impossible for anyone except NASA to put anything into space.

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  345. What I was trying to illustrate... by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    ..is that it requires some vision of things to come. Sure the start is highly unpractical, but in theory could end up being very profitable indeed. I for one would not be surprised to see a 'Shell Moon department' in a hundred years or so.

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  346. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we be so sure that the end here (travel in space, colonization, etc.) justifies the means we as humans may need to take to get there (commercial interests)?

    13) Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
    34) Compassion is no substitute for profit.

  347. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
    Can we be so sure that the end here (travel in space, colonization, etc.) justifies the means we as humans may need to take to get there (commercial interests)?
    And why should space be any different than any other colonization or long distance travel endeavor across human history?
  348. Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by Zordak · · Score: 1
    I suppose commercial interests are good because they drive science and technology at a much faster pace than the government, burdened with rules and regulations and bureaucracy, can ever hope to do.
    Actually, what industry is not burdened with is reliability and predictability requirements. Intel can push super-fast, super-hot processors out the door because, for the market that buys them, failures are not truly catastrophic (they're not meaningless -- we had a server crash at work this morning, and it was a major pain in the butt, but nobody died). In military and space applications, a single hardware failure can cost many millions of dollars and often lives. Or, it can mean that you are at the mercy of your adversary because your weapon systems do not work adequately. The reason that critical government-owned systems tend to have older technology is that those technologies are proven and predictable. Also, you will always be behind the bleeding edge when you demand things like process controls, radiation hardening and ruggedization. It's true that government agencies have some inherent inefficiency, but the fact that they pay a premium for old solid-state technology is not necessarily a sympton of that.
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  349. Von Braun Re: NASA Gets Left Behind? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1
    That said, the bureaucratic monstrosity known as "NASA" is a pale, bumbling and bloated organization with little resemblance to the group that ran the Apollo project.

    There's only ever been one Von Braun.

    The guy had the whole Apollo program in his head- he expertly guided the program through to completion. Then he retired- right after launching Skylab.

    Once he went... NASA built the space shuttle.

    Nuff said really.

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  350. Jules Verne's opinion by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to this website, Jules Verne also considered Florida to be an ideal spot for launching into space. This was from his 1865 novel, From Earth to the Moon.