will everyone calm down about the 1984, 'oh no, they're gonna rewrite history' bullcrap? if something in the paper gets corrected, there will definitely be a revision history. why? because that's what people would want.
i wonder if kids learning english this way will end up with that weird text-to-speech dr. sbaitso accent. that would be sweet! 20 years from now we'll have a whole new group of people whose accents we can make fun of.
that is the only time i have seen static charge blow something (one of my teachers stood on a stool and was demenstrating and neglected to notice the electrical outlet right next to his lower exstremity
In a writing class we took, the teacher basically told the whole class to write a story. One person would write a page and then hand it off to the next person. All I remember is that the first person started the story off in some lab at a university, with some professor looking for funding or something, but eventually it morphed into a ninja/kungfu thriller with an ending that involved the professor blowing up her former lover with a rocket launcher.
that's actually really interesting--his system allows you to get feedback while you're working on the essay. how many times have you gotten a problem set or an essay back weeks after you turned it in, and didn't bother reading the comments? i mean, what's the point right? it's after the fact, you already got your fuckin' grade! something which will give you feedback BEFORE you actually submit your final product will force you to sit up and take notice. he's using people's desire for a better grade to stimulate learning.
Sagat, of Street Fighter II fame, to be a new spokesperson. When asked for comment, Steve Jobs said, "Everytime he says TIGER, he shoots a fireball from his hands! Come on, how friggin' cool is that? And let's not forget about the TIIIIGEER UPPERCUT!!"
When asked why he quit his old job under M. Bison to work for a new company, Sagat said, "M. Bison wasn't paying me enough. I didn't even have medical!"
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ok, i'm never riding in your car
will everyone calm down about the 1984, 'oh no, they're gonna rewrite history' bullcrap? if something in the paper gets corrected, there will definitely be a revision history. why? because that's what people would want.
Maybe in 20 years we can have auto driving cars...
:)
Now why would you want to have cars driving cars? Isn't that a bit redundant?
Client Protection's aim is to 'make sure people have fewer security products'
Maybe what he meant to say was Client Protection's aim is to 'make sure people have fewer secure products.'
Mitch's dad: Oh, so it talks.
well it does, if you modulate it!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
i wonder if kids learning english this way will end up with that weird text-to-speech dr. sbaitso accent. that would be sweet! 20 years from now we'll have a whole new group of people whose accents we can make fun of.
that's not true. some of them have their M.S. degree--Master of Stupidity. Har har har, ok that was bad, I know.
that is the only time i have seen static charge blow something (one of my teachers stood on a stool and was demenstrating and neglected to notice the electrical outlet right next to his lower exstremity
oh, you meant THAT kind of blow. kinky.
I'm gonna go measure my penis now...maybe it's been getting longer!
Well, the article DID say that:
Sullivan, 58, sees it as a step toward his fishing pole.
yeah, all he needs is a crowbar and a hazard suit.
If the computer failed to respond, for even a millisecond, then we would drop the balls...
:)
Not a very patient porn-surfer, are we?
Interesting, but I'm usually weary of the desks whose lasers are aimed squarely at my balls.
yeah, me too. i mean, sometimes it's nice having something to warm up your balls, but after a while you get tired of it.
Or John, the master debator. Seems a little more appropriate for slashdot ;).
In a writing class we took, the teacher basically told the whole class to write a story. One person would write a page and then hand it off to the next person. All I remember is that the first person started the story off in some lab at a university, with some professor looking for funding or something, but eventually it morphed into a ninja/kungfu thriller with an ending that involved the professor blowing up her former lover with a rocket launcher.
you'll buy it? why don't you pirate it like everyone else? ;)
well, it probably comes with a fan that's big enough to blow you, and maybe it gets hot enough to toast things....good enough?
darn it, I knew there was something I forgot to do at the Time Traveler's Convention!
I mean, shit--it took me DAYS to write my first couple of C programs in CS 101.
:p
it took you days to write hello world? damn, you suck! j/k
that's actually really interesting--his system allows you to get feedback while you're working on the essay. how many times have you gotten a problem set or an essay back weeks after you turned it in, and didn't bother reading the comments? i mean, what's the point right? it's after the fact, you already got your fuckin' grade! something which will give you feedback BEFORE you actually submit your final product will force you to sit up and take notice. he's using people's desire for a better grade to stimulate learning.
I mean, shit--it took me DAYS to write my first couple of C programs in CS 101.
yeah, and for lazy politicians they should add the feature where you can highlight an area and select "bomb this"
Sagat, of Street Fighter II fame, to be a new spokesperson. When asked for comment, Steve Jobs said, "Everytime he says TIGER, he shoots a fireball from his hands! Come on, how friggin' cool is that? And let's not forget about the TIIIIGEER UPPERCUT!!"
When asked why he quit his old job under M. Bison to work for a new company, Sagat said, "M. Bison wasn't paying me enough. I didn't even have medical!"
no no, you have you use leet-speak.
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