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Methane on Mars?
mbone writes "Two independent groups are claiming the detection of methane in the Martian atmosphere, one using the
Mars Express orbiter,
and the other using ground based telescopes. This detection, if confirmed, would be of great significance for the search of life on Mars, as Methane will not last long in the Martian atmosphere and thus must be renewed, presumably either by biological processes or by volcanic vents, which would be a good place for life to develop. The leader of the ground based astronomy team, Michael Mumma of the Goddard Space Flight Center, when asked if the methane was biological in origin, said 'I think it is, myself personally.'"
GNOMEBOY touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his jizz truck and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told GNOMEBOY the city would not approve of a lunix hippie touching an underage kid for free.
Can you believe it? GNOMEBOY did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the jizz truck's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did GNOMEBOY care? NO WAY! He just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with GNOMEBOY but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a dirty unwashed man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. Then he drove the jizz truck to my house and *ejected the seat I was in*! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in Canadian money in it! Sure, Canadian money is worthless, but can you believe it?
-- guk
forst replizzle!
props to:
I think think that Val Kilmer's disobedient robot dog has something to do with it.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
Order Order Order
All we talk about
Order Order Order
Going in and going out
What's in between
That I've seen
Has shown me otherwise
Chaos is good
And so you should
Live until you die
"It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
Probably due to martian cows.
Probably due to Terrestrian cows taken by the Martians and hidden in their underground caves, where they plan to destroy mankind.
At least, that's what I read in the Enquirer.
Oh how original.
I'm impressed that ONLamp and NewsForge were able to conduct this interview with BSD. The discussion was interesting, and not one I would ever have thought had a chance of taking place.
I think the next thing they should do is offer their services to the United Nations. Imagine, for example, what we could learn from interviewing Mohammed Atta. Or even a Palestinian suicide bomber. What if the UN could interview Saddam's brothers, Uday and Qusay? What could we learn about the former Iraqi regime?
Just a few hours ago, I would have thought such interviews would be impossible. But obviously, if it's possible to have an interview with BSD, then these other interviews should be possible as well.
Yes, they even made that into a song, "Cows with Guns."
Yes, let it forevermore be known as the "Red Meat Planet"!
(Atkins Diet Approved!)
Actually, the article doesn't mention this but it may be a side-effect on NASA's fart experiments, trying to find a way to blast off by using bean energy.
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Never criticize religion on Slashdot. You will be modded down for "Troll" no matter how factual it is.
Who farted? Probably the Mars-osaur!
hey satan satan satan
i always appreciate the props
OH GOD! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, LEARN TO COMPLETE YOUR FUCKING SENTENCES!
I cannot believe how bad you fucks are at utilizing the English language. Burn in hell, you stupid pieces of shit.
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Posting on a faux-news site that can't even grasp the simplest forms of math? Priceless.
Your new and bold punctuation is causing a disturbance in the force, young Jedi.