Verizon's NYC 911 System Shutdown
Dead Nancy writes "A combination of human error and software that didn't anticipate it brought down New York City's 911 emergency line for several hours on Friday night."
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"Quick! Give me the number for 911!" - Homer J. Simpson
Do you think someone called 911 to report the emergency outage?
You read stores like this and think, "Oh, it was just error."
But you fail to realize that a big heist probably took place. I saw George Clooney and Matt Damon do it to Las Vegas. They let off this big ass EMP and shut down the power to the whole city! Long story short, they stole a shitload of money and got away with it.
Don't let these stories fool you, that is exactly what happened here.
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I'd "call the wahmbulance," but 911 isn't currently available.
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Do you like German cars?
Probably because folks were trying to use 911 to report them.
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Blame you guys.
Plan 9 was an utter failure. Just three zombies? What were the aliens thinking?
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