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Microsoft PR: Looking Under The Hood
mtr writes "An interesting article uncovering some embarassing and amusing PR practices of our friendly software giant had been recently published by Michael Zalewski. The author recovered change tracking information from all the DOCs published on microsoft.com, and came up with something to cheer you up. It's funny when it happens to others - but even better if it fires back on themselves.
Read the full story here."
By Tim Copperfield
Raleigh, NC - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for planting the "backdoor" inside the popular opensores operating system, Lunix (Stocks, Websites).
In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative goat-see revealed that the mistery hacker who penetrated high-security defenses of the Lunix "source code" repository and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the kernel was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
"This is serious," goat-see began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into the Lunix kernel, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
Insertion of the GNAA backdoor came right between the consideration of Novell to buy out the entire Lunix Kernel programming team, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Novell with the gay niggers developing Lunix kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to add "backdoors" into the next favorite operating system, BeOS.
About GNAA
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
About Lunix
Lunix is an operating system. An operating system is the basic set of programs and utilities that make your computer run. Some other common operating systems are Unix (and its variants BSD, AIX, Solaris, HPUX, and o
Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
Revnues up 19%,
Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent
By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.
"Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."
"We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
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What???
I just got raped by a goat! I thought it was supposed to be the other way around!
bash? why would I need to use that now? I'm not on my linux box.
Stupid AC.
Oh no!
Your dick is in my ASS!
OUCH!
The American Association of Retired People issued a fartwad (fat wife? that jihad crap the radicals are all preaching--ed) the Gay Nigger Association of America in a Four Letter Acronym Assault today. Nicholas DILLIGAF, AARP spokesman, read the following: "Friends, Americans, Countrymen, lend me your ears. And a few bucks. An essential, God-given right of all Americans stands threatened by cretins of the GNAA ilk. That's right: Socialist Security is jeopardized by their existance. Now, anyone with two shreds of common sense can see that Socialist Security is a godforsaken ponzi scheme. Private citizens would be nailed to the wall for even trying such an audacious stunt. I guess being the government, you can just legalize it. What matters to you and me, though, is that, like any pyramid scheme, Socialist Security relies on continued population input. And that's why the GNAA, and all other outbursts of creeping faggotry have got to be stopped. If men continue to plant their seed where it cannot grow, who will feed the Socialist Security beast? We certainly cannot resurrect the family unit, and expect parents and children and relatives and communities to care for one another; we've got to make sure that the demolition of the family and all other outmoded values continues. Faggotry, in this sense, is an idea carried just a little too far. We want people to be heterosexual, and sew their wild oats with measured indiscrimination, so that we will continue to have a population input of people from properly disintegrated families to feed the Socialist Security machine. In summary, ignore the GNAA, knock up some chick, but don't worry about actually making a family of the situation, and ensure that Socialist Security continues to snowball beyond its current Real Hard Problem state and achieves the ultimate goal of Problem That Could Destroy America. Thank you for your attention. "
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
because I am Stupid American
"Your cock-up, my arse."
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flaws in the BSD wha7 prov1des the
Don't you people -EVER- get tired of talking about Microsoft?! Doesn't it seem a bit odd that there are more stories about -MS- than Linux and OSS combined! Why not just cut to the chase and rename Slashdot, 'Microdot.' At least then we could respect /. for its honesty.
News for nerds, pffbt. My arse.
on the author's photos page? If that is his girlfriend, I wonder why he felt the need to Photoshop her snoobs?
No, on second thought it isn't ...
Phew - false alarm; saw the .cx and red lights flashed.
I'll let you know next time I see a real one - for sure. Remember: I Am Here For You!
I hear there's rumors on the Slashdots
After that, Paw made it smell again.
Junior turned on a fan, but that just made things worse. It was putrid, a hot cloud of horrible sulpher diarrhea-smell, worse than you can imagine.
Paw stood proudly, his thumbs latched under the straps of his overalls.
"Paw," I said, after some time, "I think it's time you made me another baby." I shook my blonde hair. "Let's go out behind the shitpile."