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Gateway To Close All Retail Stores

John Lazzaro writes "Looks like Gateway is throwing in the towel and closing all of its remaining retail stores, according to a Reuters/Yahoo! report." The story notes: "Gateway's stores, which will be closed on April 9, have long been criticized by analysts and investors as an expensive drag on cash flow because of lease costs and the difficulty of managing inventories", and goes on to suggest: "...with [the acquisition of] eMachines, Gateway doesn't necessarily need the added distribution channel the stores gave the company. In addition to selling Gateway's wares over the phone and via the Internet, eMachines PCs are sold at major retailers such as Best Buy."

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  1. Who needs... by Ieshan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who needs April Fools when you've got capitalism?

    Tee hee!

  2. Gateway is Dying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    First funny story all day, because it's true!

  3. The reason why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They need the resources to open stores in India. All the people they're paying to do tech support need somewhere to buy computers.

    1. Re:The reason why by cmeans · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ah, but who do they call for tech. support?

      Is there a 4th world "country" that they can source tech. support to?

    2. Re:The reason why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      North Dakota.

    3. Re:The reason why by d99-sbr · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm all in favor of the DVD Consortium, who divides the world not into different worlds, but into six regions.

  4. Teh funny by LocoSpitz · · Score: 3, Funny

    April Fools! Ha ha ha! ...eliminate about 2,500 retail jobs...

    Oh.

  5. Moo by TheJavaGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Back to the barn. Moo

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  6. Now I have to wonder by CrkHead · · Score: 5, Funny

    If their decision to fire me last month had anything to do with this...

    1. Re:Now I have to wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      If their decision to fire me last month had anything to do with this...
      Nah. You were laid off because your boss saw you posting to Slashdot as "CrkHead."
  7. Re:Gateway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    no, just the droppings.

  8. Re:Wait.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This post modded interesting because...you didn't know something?

  9. Re:Not Funny Mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't worry. Remember that /. article about drafting computer folks? That's "Plan B".

  10. Re:It's worked for Dell by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gateway made a big push into the small business market, but much isn't heard about that anymore. If you don't have that big cash cow of business desktops and mid-range servers

    There's a joke in here somewhere...

  11. Re:no its true by ForestGrump · · Score: 2, Funny

    how bout
    find some cheap shit at a cheap price.

    -Grump

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    Is it true that more people vote for the winner of American Idol, than vote for the president? -Ali G.
  12. Re:no its true by MouseR · · Score: 4, Funny

    hope i can score some cheap shit!

    Yeah. Cheap shit.

  13. Adjectives of Doom Scale. by Basehart · · Score: 4, Funny

    At what point do Gateway become Beleagured?

    They've been described as being Troubled for a while and I was wondering if there's a scale of adjectives that journalists use to describe how deep in shit a company is.

    If I remember rightly Apple went straight to Beleagured status almost overnight, and stayed that way for around five years!

  14. Damnit! by gt25500 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This must come as shocking and horrible news to all Slashdot readers. This totally ruins my plans (And yours too probably) of going to the Gateway store and buying a wonderful computer.

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  15. Re:Understandable, but.... by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Especially for the over 45 crowd, adoption of internet-based sales can be a little discomforting

    Hey there, sonny.

    I was typing a clever response to this when Clippy popped-up and said: "The fingers you are typing with are too old. Please rap the keyboard with the handle of your cane and I'll try to provide you with helpful information."

    Suddenly uncertain, frightened and nervous, I do so. What do I get? A bunch of weblinks for Depends, hearing aids, Viagra, and some kind of loud, annoying automotive accessory that warns me if I've left my turn signal on.

  16. Re:google by christowang · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then you search for Dell and you get images back things like this. For some reason, I really want a Dell now.

  17. Re:Not Funny Mods by the+gnat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure it would be better if they were guaranteed jobs for life regardless of how much they were needed. They had that system in, where was it? Oh yeah, the USSR.

    hell, i've heard that in some parts of western europe they'll still guarantee you a paycheck, regardless of whether or not you actually have a job. not that western europe is comparable to the USSR, but they don't seem to care if people ever stop being on welfare.

    there are actually a lot of people here who think that the US government really should guarantee them a job at all costs, and both parties are more than happy to oblige. even W. signed a $200 billion agriculture subsidies (gotta keep those ethanol producers in business!) and instituted a massive steel tariff to keep an obsolete industry happy, thereby giving the finger to the rest of the world. (as usual.)

    on the other hand, I view my tax dollars being spent on these people as insurance against them stealing my laptop and musical instruments, something that the ayn rand fanboys here can't quite comprehend.