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Marriage Proposal via Atari 2600?

TheAlchemist writes "Ever think about using a video game to propose to your (hopefully) wife-to-be? One of the forum members on AtariAge has, and he's planning on using an Atari 2600 to display a proposal message on-screen in the middle of a game! Paul Slocum (author of the upcoming Homestar Runner RPG game) has offered his services to modify Donkey Kong so that when the first level is completed, a proposal message will be displayed on-screen. AtariAge will build the cartridge free of charge, and the only remaining missing piece is the custom label! Tim is holding a label design contest for his marriage proposal cart, the winner of which will receive a $25 gift certificate in the AtariAge Store. The contest runs until April 17th, and you can learn all the details and how you can participate by stopping by the AtariAge Contests Forum." There's already at least one creatively-designed illustration entered into the competition.

43 comments

  1. Hate to be a wet blanket... by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    If she wants to say "no way!" does she just make Mario stand there and let the barrels hit him until he runs out of lives? Or does she simply unplug the joystick and leave the room? ;)

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  2. Shhh!!!! by MotownAvi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, no one go and tell her; that would spoil the secret.

    1. Re:Shhh!!!! by spood · · Score: 1

      If she's nerdy enough to play with a 2600, she's probably nerdy enough to read slashdot.

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    2. Re:Shhh!!!! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Like an atypical label won't be enough of a tip-off.

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  3. I bet you can cut the tension with a knife... by bergeron76 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The anticipation of having to propose is bad enough, just imagine the anticipation of knowing that you HAVE TO BEAT LEVEL 1 in order to even get TO THE PROPOSAL.

    Of course, if he couldn't beat level 1, she probably wouldn't want to be with him anyway.

    Aside from the anticipation factor, this is going to be a GREAT event. I hope they post the outcome here on /....

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  4. I really hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    they don't get sued for hacking one of their 'precious'.. I mean roms...

    also, I hope it's another AF story, if not we should pay for the vascectomy(sp?) of this guy..

  5. The Answer by Sparky77 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Will you marry me?"

    "Yes, but you have to stop playing video games and posting on that horrible slashamawhatsit internet site."

    "Nooooooooooo!"

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    1. Re:The Answer by th3space · · Score: 1

      I got that one almost verbatim...excepting, of course, the ROM proposal. Suffice it to say, things didn't work out for us.

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  6. This will only work... by leadfoot2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course, this will only work if your girlfriend likes to play video games. A girlfriend that loves to play video games -- *sigh* every geek's dream. Most women would think... you are spending waaay too much time playing games! Needless to say, my wife fits in the latter category most of the time, although you will find her playing yetisports from time to time. :-)

    1. Re:This will only work... by tigersha · · Score: 1

      Don't bet on it. MY girlfriends ultimate dream is to play Gianna sisters on my Athlon Xp 2600 every day on a C64 emulator! And when she gets home I hear the chant of Gianna! Gianna!

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    2. Re:This will only work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow. of all the girls in my group of friends, i think there's maybe one or two who DON'T play video games.

      granted, more than one of them like those cutesy-poo games like Kingdom Hearts, but still.

    3. Re:This will only work... by iocat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A friend of mine hid a proposal in a game we were working on. His girlfriend isn't a huge gamer, but when he left the game, the system, and the magazine (Tips & Tricks #100) open to the page with the proposal cheat revealed on it, she figured it out!

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  7. one more thing by Bon+bons · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should have it display "Game Over" if she says yes to the marriage proposal.

  8. Change of dept? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did simoniker change the dept from not-an-april-fools dept to will-you? dept? How strange.

    1. Re:Change of dept? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe cuz it's no longer april 1st?

  9. what if.... by Yuan-Lung · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    so that when the first level is completed

    What if she is not able to beat level 1? Most of the girl 'gamers' I know pretty much plays things like pokemon and FFX-2. They would get pwned by donky kong and fly the game out of the window due to all that frustration.

    Maybe he should also heck the game so Mario uses god mode?

  10. MTG Proposal Card by jeni+generic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I dug the creator of MTG's marriage proposal card. But then I'm a girl and that kind of weepy crap really gets me.

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    1. Re:MTG Proposal Card by istewart · · Score: 1

      The creator of the Magic proposal card was also the creator of the game, Richard Garfield. See Magic Rarities for info.

    2. Re:MTG Proposal Card by GregThePaladin · · Score: 1

      It took him three games to finally get it into play.

    3. Re:MTG Proposal Card by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      That's about 2.99 games more than I would be able to get my wife to play...

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  11. What happens if... by Lithium_Golem · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happens if she isn't good enough to beat the first level? Them ladders can be tricky to climb sometimes...

  12. Next up by elasticwings · · Score: 1

    And next up, penis enlargement ads, brought to you via Sega Genesis. After you beat the first level of Sonic, you can add 3-4 inches.

  13. This is how it really goes: by Nomihn0 · · Score: 1

    The proposal should be at the beginning of the game where the bright blue sky opens up to the optimistic Mario under the shining yellow sun. Then she should play the level and get pummeled with barrels at the worst times possible. After all, isn't that what marriage is like?

    Hey, don't look at me...!

  14. This was done before by MikeXpop · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A man proposed to his girlfriend via Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. He created a skatepark in there and they played it together. He created a gap so that when you grinded the longest rail in the level, and it was named "Becky, will you marry me?" Only substitute Becky for whatever the girl's name was, I don't remember.

    It was talked about in a really old issue of OPM.

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  15. I don't get it... by skinfitz · · Score: 0

    I don't get it - when is she ever going to see it? I mean - why not write it in the mens locker room or on the side of the ISS? A girl is about as likely to see it in those places as she is by playing games, let alone on a 2600...

    1. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, I'm the guy thats actually going to propose with this cart. What dont you get? Its not like I'm going to get the cart made and then hope she finds it. We play 2600 all the time and I plan for it to go somthing like this.

      Me: Hey, check out this new game I got (Hands her the controller)
      Her: (Plays game...) Oh my....I do!

      Pretty simple.

  16. Proposal via Magic: The Gathering by MadMoses · · Score: 3, Informative

    Richard Garfield, creator of Magic: The Gathering, proposed to his wife with a custom Magic card called "Proposal".

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    1. Re:Proposal via Magic: The Gathering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Proposal via Magic: The Gathering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no kidding. Anyway, say guys, did you know that Richard Garfield, creator of Magic: The Gathering, proposed to his wife with a custom Magic card called "Proposal"?

      WOW!

    3. Re:Proposal via Magic: The Gathering by MadMoses · · Score: 1

      Not everyone has the time to read everything at a +2 threshhold, Mr. Anonymus Coward. And my post contained a link with further information. Geez.

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  17. Yeah.. that's the point. by Kwil · · Score: 1

    You see.. now's he's got the perfect excuse if she ever starts complaining about him not proposing.

    "I did. You just never answered."

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  18. What's with the player hating? by mystereys · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why are there so many comments about women not being able to play games? There are a lot of women who are really good. For me, it would be a very sad day if I couldn't get past level 1 of any game. (And yes, I am of the female persuasion.)
    For those of you with girlfriends/spouses/significant others: maybe if you hand the controller to your ladies once in a while, they'll be able to play better.

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    1. Re:What's with the player hating? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      For those of you with girlfriends/spouses/significant others: maybe if you hand the controller to your ladies once in a while, they'll be able to play better.
      He double hockeysticks. I bought my wife an X-box so she'd stay off of my PC! (Both are in the living room however, so we stop and watch each others games, and give each other ideas and tips. The family that games together stays together.)
    2. Re:What's with the player hating? by mekkab · · Score: 1

      Big up. My wife rocks on the PS2.

      That being said, I've never made it past level 1 of donkey kong on the atari (And that horrible, poop-colored Donkey-kong, yeccchhh!)

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  19. Uh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have a girlfriend that is willing to play a video game, there's probably a good chance she also reads slashdot, in which cause, she's seen this already.

  20. Someone save this guy the trouble! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clue him in that he's making the biggest mistake of his life!

  21. Sorry.... by Kimpak · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but the princess is in another castle.... *doh!*

  22. Not so fast... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They put a stop to gay weddings a few weeks ago... Looks like you're out of luck.