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SCO Changes Tune, Again: Linux Now Just a Riff on Unix
dr3vil writes "eWeek publishes an interview with SCO's Darl McBride and Chris Sontag about the IBM lawsuit. SCO now claim that Linux is a 'nonliteral implementation' of Unix, and compare their claim to those involving Harry Potter rip-offs and Vanilla Ice versus David Bowie and Queen." And ronaldb64 writes "Yahoo Business has a nice summary of the last couple of months of stock movement of SCO, and the reasons why. It contains quotes from business analysts ('Win or lose, the outcome is at least a couple of years away' - 'In the interim, we know the company is going to burn through its cash balance.'), the lack of interest in SCO licenses, the effect the license purchase of EveryOne Ltd. had, and its continuing battle with Novell. The explanation given by pro- and contra-SCO activists is interesting: the pro-SCO group (in the form of SCO CFO Robert Bench) says it is because SCO has been laying low lately, the contra-SCO group (in the form of Eben Moglen) says it is because investors are beginning to understand how weak SCO's case is."
Q: Why do you think SCO can win?
McBride: When I look at our case, I think anyone who has a rational mind would come down to the same conclusions I do.
You mean, just like IBM, and the FOSS movement in general?
King Feature Syndicates claims Star Wars is "nonliteral implementation" of Flash Gordon, sues Lucasfilm for $10 billion.
"Free words of wisdom baby. Drop that zero, and get with the hero."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101615/quotes
Investors are simply beginning to understand how weak SCO's case is.
Then why is Microsoft still invested... Oh, wait a minute...
I noticed Sim-SCO was one of the first to die off.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Well, a guy name Harry Potter invented a new type of ice cream and used a David Bowie song and the image of the Queen of England to sell it. He got sued but the case was thrown out.
SCOX definately should be sorted.
That company no longer has the ability to sustain itself from day to day operations.
Or Maybe it's better to buy 1 share of SCOX, wipe my ass with it, and mail it back to Darl McBride. It's just too hard to say what gives me more pleasure.
Now that lawyers are jumpin'
Billy Gates' cash in, and my analysts pumpin'
Insider trades, all the sales I'm makin'
Cooking short sellers like a pound of bacon
Burning them - if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I see the symbol
of my high stock - S-C-O-X tempo,
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
(Rollin!) In shareholder dough,
Press releasin' now, up my stock will go,
Pamela's on standby, tryin' just to ask "why"?
(Did you stop?) No! I just drove by,
Kept on - I'm filin' to the next suit,
Judge busts me down, so I gotta try a new truth, -
That truth was dead, yo, so I continued to,
(IBM) - Lawsuit avenue!
Darl and Chris, wearing less than bikinis,
*** VIEWER PROTECTION FAULT - CORE DUMPED ***
This is what SCO license demand letters were meant for.
Wh47 d1d j00 541, 31337 15n't t3h r0xor5 ne m0r3???
What ever happened to coming home to your kids and convicing yourself that you are decent human being?
It moved to Europe.
...It's the terror of knowing
What these lawsuits are about.
SCO investors screaming
Let me out.
Press-release tommorow - get the stock high, High, Hiiiiiiiiiiiiggh
Pressure on SCO - SCO on the brink.
Under pressure.
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. -Frederick Douglass
McBride: ...anyone who has a rational mind would come down to the same conclusions I do.
Yesterday ??? Over ??? Oh, sorry I thought I was just getting some bad lag.
--Tsiangkun
Here's a translation for some language:
d00d, SCO's f'ed up. They're like "we coo" and then IBM's like "nu uh!" and they were like "dude, we own you" and IBM's like "sh-yeah right. Like quit bein posers. Want some o' this?" then SCO was like "well, you're all just wannabe unices" then IBM was like "man, ya'll are trippin! Like fer sure!"
All this source code I've looked at, there's MUSIC that goes along with it? MUSIC? I missed the MUSIC!!!! No wonder I can't understand it, just looking at the words and not hearing the MUSIC!