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Microsoft Clips Longhorn
Gr8Apes writes "Microsoft is clipping Longhorn to get the already-delayed follow-up to Windows XP out the door by 2006. MS has decided to remove some of the most ambitious features. Blackcomb is the version to follow Longhorn, and is expected at the end of the decade. The full new file system feature has been moved to Blackcomb. Other notable parts of the story, in MS's efforts to get its DRM into play, a new version, Windows XP Premium will start shipping with new PCs, which will include a new version of the infamous Windows Media Player. This version will have the ability to shop at on-line stores like the one MS plans to launch later this year. It's their move to 'outflank Apple'."
NOOOOOO! CLIPPY! NOT AGAIN!
Also in the long line of adjective-noun combinations for their operating systems, Microsoft will follow up on Longhorn and Blackcomb with Sweatyphone, Steelfridge, and Purpletoilet.
why did I sign up for that stupid upgrade plan? WHY???
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"Blackcomb is the version to follow Longhorn, and is expected at the end of the decade."
I guess we can expect it in 2013 at the earliest.
Omnes stulti sunt.
"Windows XP Premium will start shipping with new PCs, which will include a new version of the infamous Windows Media Player."
Not in Europe, we're going to get the "Windows XP Premium Lite" edition, hah!
The path I walk alone is endlessly long.
30 minutes by bike, 15 by bus.
Windows XP Premium will start shipping with new PCs
Buy an operating system, and a PC comes with it? Hasn't it traditionally been the other way around?
You expect accurate summaries from /. stories on Microsoft? That will happen when Linux has 90% market share.
You could submit a story that Microsoft causes cancer, and they'd publish it with a bunch of spoof or dead links without batting an eye.
M$ clips Longhorn. /T
-So then it's Shorthorn!
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It's more than famous, it's infamous. (With apologies to The Three Amigos!).
That would just be tit-for-tat. Forrester Research has already concluded that Linux/J2EE causes colon cancer
- Didn't drive in the rain (wipers didn't work).
- Didn't drive on wet roads (bald tires).
- Didn't poke an appendage through the hole in the floorpan at speed.
- Held onto the driver's side door during right turns (it flew open).
- Kept a spare battery in the trunk.
- Kept a spare clutch and throwout bearing in the trunk.
Just a few simple precautions, and you were perfectly safe.Ballmer: "Yes, YES! The same black comb which helps cover my baldspot! We'll simply comb over our security issues with obscurity!"
Gates: "Brilliant!"
New Guy: "But sirs, we can see Mr. Ballmer's baldspot. It blinded half the staff at the softball game."
Ballmer: "The folks from New Dehli love my full head of hair."
New Guy: "Brilliant!"
Unfortunately, entirely in Hindi.
Is it only me, or that sounded like "adding Clippy in Lorghorn"?
:)
Maybe I used Office too much
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"Later this year, it (MSFT) plans to begin a new marketing campaign, dubbed internally as Windows XP Reloaded."
Sounds appropriate... incredible special effects, which turn out to be mere bells & whistles to make up for the lack of substance. Brilliant!
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