AOL to Give Away Spammer's Porsche
introverted writes "CNN is reporting that AOL is giving away a spammer's Porsche. As part of a settlement with a spammer, AOL took the spammer's Porsche Boxster S, and they're running a sweepstakes (already ended) to give the car away."
We may be getting shit-quality American pussy, but at least all the /. poll options usually only apply to us!
Would you Euros feel better if the joke option was always "If it weren't for CowboyNeal, I'd be speaking German right now"?
Course, it doesn't hurt that we're also better hung, usually circumcised, don't smell like boiled cabbage, and don't shoot our loads in 15 seconds.
Again, not Slachdotters necessarily, but the rest of us.
Third, you fucking failure.
Sowboi Squeal, crack open that second box of Krispy Kremes, get the hell away from the computer, and shut the fuck up.
Since a spam filtering system would probably delete this sweepstake email automatically! FUCK YEAH, COWBOYNEAALS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
"they're running a sweepstakes (already ended)" /.
so, uh, they RAN a sweepstakes.
Sigh, so many things wrong w/this news story, makes me PROUD to say i havent subscribed to