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Personalized Moon Crash

Ich Bin Zu writes "Do you want to create your own crater on the moon? CNN has an article about a company putting a personalized moon crash for sale on ebay. The bid opens with $6 million which will enable the highest bidder to stuff up to 10kg worth of stuff on a space craft and lob it to the moon. The condition of the cargo is not guaranteed as it crashes on the moon at 4000 mph."

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  1. Not guaranteed? by larien · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think we can safely guarantee the condition of just about any cargo which hits the moon at that speed...

  2. fp? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 5, Funny
    Could it be?

    I want to send my mother in law to the moon...

    RS

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  3. Redneck by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Boy, how redneck can you get?

    "Hey Bubba, I know what let's do! Lets go throw sh*t at the moon and see if we can make craters. Yeah, that's cool Zeek. heh, heh, heh."

    Seriously though, where is the science in this? They claim to want to take pictures, but they are pictures of the near side of the moon, of which we have plenty. And, unless you wanted to bury your cremains on the surface of the moon, this is the same kind of thing you find when you go hiking in the desert or mountains and find cans and things that people have shot at and left to rust or names carved into trees or rocks saying "Steve was here".

    I am usually a strong supporter of science related work and space exploration, but this seems.....well?......What's the point?

    Condition of the cargo cannot be guaranteed after the 4,000 mph impact, Orbital Development explains, although the cargo is contained within a special burst-resistant canister.

    P.S., what is the point of using a "burst resistant container" if you are going to be aiming your "object" for a 4000 MPH impact with the moon? I am currently unaware of any container system weighing more than .00001 grams or so that is capable of withstanding an impact of that speed. Marketing gone awry.

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    1. Re:Redneck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, the redneck version of "moon crash" would have an entirely different meaning: "If we're all hanging our asses out the windows, who's driving?"

  4. 10KG of water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That ought to be enough to annoy all the scientists measuring micro traces for life.

    1. Re:10KG of water by erobertstad · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd like to send a 10kg rubber ball, lets see how far that fucker bounces. :)

  5. Sure, it *seems* like a good idea... by physicsphairy · · Score: 5, Funny

    until the moon people launch a full-scale retaliatory strike.

  6. I wonder... by cdrudge · · Score: 5, Funny

    how high a 10kg super bouncy ball would bounce going 4000mph in low gravity. Think it would bounce hard enough to hit the space station?

  7. Littering or trespassing? by kalislashdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if it lands on the property I bought from the Lunar Embassey (http://www.moonshop.com/) can I sue them for littering, or even trespassing. I am serious, I have the paperwork and everything. Don't tread on me!

  8. Re:huh? by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They're pointing out that some people are simply useless. Bored rich guys are typically the most useless people we have on this planet. Along with those bimbos who walk down catwalks.

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  9. Interplanetary pollution by securitas · · Score: 5, Insightful


    We have lots of garbage and pollution on Earth, lots of space-junk in orbit around the Earth that is widely predicted to become a hazard, and plenty of junk left on the Moon's surface from the manned and unmanned expeditions.

    The place isn't even accessible to tourists yet and someone has come up with a way to pre-pollute it.

    Do we really want to turn the Moon into an interplanetary garbage dump?

    Keep your litter and junk to yourself.

    1. Re:Interplanetary pollution by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you could find a way of making someone pay you 6 million to dump a bucket full of 'stuff' in your yard, you'd do it

      If someone payed you 6 million to dump a bucket full of stuff somewhere in yellowstone park, subject to some restrictions, then you'd likely do it in a heartbeat.

      Ah yes. The ultimate justification for any idiotic, debase action: money.

      I'm sorry to hear you have so little moral fiber in your body and can't fathom why someone finds the idea of intentionally polluting an object we can't even inhabit so despicable. It's unfortunate that there are so many people that think like you, because the underlying problem with that kind of thought process is always the same:

      If it doesn't directly affect me, why should I care?

      Dropping 10 kg of junk on the surface of a desloate object in space isn't a big deal. It's the principal of the thing. Human beings seem to be the only life on earth that would consider intentionally dropping garbage somewhere just because they can. A sad commentary on human nature, I suppose.

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    2. Re:Interplanetary pollution by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...I'm going to change my culture and ideals...

      So, your culture and ideals include, explicitly, your ability to be bought off?

      You're getting caught up on the quantity when I'm talking about the principal. The quantity is irrelevant. Would you shoot a starving child in the face who was going to die anyway for 6 million dollars? More? How about 1 billion? The act you're being paid for is not the point, and that's the point.

      The point is this: human beings would actually seek to ACTIVELY GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to pollute something.

      However, if you'd like to discuss the particulars of the issue instead, I have a serious problem with your "ends justify the means" mentality. If you dump 22 pounds of trash in the middle of yellowstone (ah yes... "with restrictions"), you are polluting yellowstone national park. Are you going to dispute that? So, you get your 6 million, and you give it ALL to charity. So what? You still polluted Yellowstone, now didn't you? In fact, you went out of your way to do it.

      Now, while it's still immoral, it's FORGIVABLE which is entirely different. However, this is a "commercial spacecraft project" that is seeking to profit by intentionally polluting a foreign object and is going well out of its way to do it. Only humans could be so pathetically crass.

      Is ~22 pounds of material a big deal? No, it's the point that these morons are doing it on purpose and for profit, and that some imbecile will actually spend the money for it.

      I can accept that human progress pollutes. This is not progress. This is intentional destruction for the amusement of some sorry buffoon who doesn't have anything better to do with his or her time. The point isn't that 22 pounds isn't a big deal, it's that they're doing at all.

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  10. Info about company and founder by wildmage · · Score: 5, Informative

    The company is Orbital Development.

    Gregory Nemitz is an interesting character. I am a little skeptical about the deal since you are purchasing a "project" and not an actual mission. So there are very few guarantees attached, and you have limited authority of the project.

    I think Nemitz's more interesting project is the most credible attempt to assert ownership over an extraterrestrial body. Specifically, he is asserting his claim over the near earth asteroid Eros.

    On his website you can see legal correspondence between him and NASA as he gives them an invoice for a parking fee for their NEAR spacecraft that crash landed on the asteroid. Also available is his explanation of what he is doing and why he is doing. A very interesting read, and it gives some in-depth analysis of the nature of property ownership.

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  11. Big airbags - bubble wrap - foam - cones. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think we can safely guarantee the condition of just about any cargo which hits the moon at that speed.

    Implying that it will be destroyed, right?

    Not necessarily.

    This is just an extreme case of the "egg drop" problem used by the UofMich ingineering school ion their packaging class one year (and no doubt other engineering schools from time to time).

    Problem: Package a raw egg with less than (x) grams of packing material so that it can be dropped from the roof of the four-floor engineering building to the concrete below and arrive intact.

    A number of solutions were tried. Some I remember hearing about:
    - Suspended inside a ball by rubber bands.
    - bubble wrap variants
    - foam peanut variants
    - Stuffed into the top of a stack of styrofoam cups with kleenex, fins added to last cup to insure bottom cup arrives end-on. (Energy absorbed by friction of cup stack cracking and collapsing).

    (That last one was a winner and led directly to the nested-sheetmetal protectors you sometimes see on freeways in front of overpass support piers.)

    Then we have NASA's recent "airbag" landing on Mars.

    4K MPH is a bit extreme. But you've got a LOT of space to, for instance, blow up a LARGE airbag/bubblewrap analog, and plenty of time to do it.

    Encapsulated electronics, and even moving parts if packed correctly, can handle thousands of Gs easily. (Think about MOOG's final test for his synthesizer components: Three feet to a cement floor, must stll be fully operational and still correctly tuned afterward.) 4000 MPH = 5867 fps. Bullets are routinely accellerated to that velocity in a few feet without distortion from the g forces involved (though that is a bit extreme), and bullets with moving parts (such as spin-armed explosive rounds) to maybe a couple thousand FPS ditto.

    So figure inflating maybe a 50 foot radius cluster of 'way thin kevlar balloons or bubble-wrap with aerojell just before impact, and taking maybe 20kg at the peak of decelleration, and it should be survivable.

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  12. pollution isn't inherently immoral by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is polluting what, here? A very small bit of metal is "polluting" a huge, cold rock whirling around a nuclear fireball, which will some day swell and swallow up that rock. I'm sorry, but this is not immoral. Polution *can be* immoral because of the negative ways it affects LIFE--and I'm pretty sure that there is no life on the moon. You're taking a slightly bizzare (though understandable) aethetic to keep the moon "unspoiled" and turning it into a moral issue, but it's NOT. It's aethetics, and nothing more. It doesn't matter at all if a bit of metal was mined on earth, processed, then blasted off to some other bit of rock. It just doesn't. You can't even argue that it's unsightly, because there's no one there to see it. I'm not saying that this isn't a stupid thing to do (it is), but immoral? Hah...

  13. Re:Paint It RED! by misof · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of an old joke:

    American astronauts arrive to the moon. Their communication with Earth:

    • Astronauts, 12:00: It's okay, we are the first men to the moon.
    • Astronauts, 13:00: Russians are landing nearby! What shall we do?
    • NASA, 13:01: Just wait.
    • Astronauts, 14:00: The Russians started to PAINT THE MOON RED! What shall we do?
    • NASA, 14:01: Just wait.
    • Astronauts, 17:00: The Russians are done, almost the whole moon is red... What the hell shall we do?
    • NASA, 17:01: Now it is our turn! Open the container with white paint and write: Coca-Cola!