Yoda The Mouse Turns 4
ChiralSoftware writes "Through some genetic engineering to reduce insulin output, Yoda the mouse has lived to over four years old, equivalent to 136 human years. Yoda is a third smaller than normal, and gets cold all the time so he must snuggle up with Princess Leia, his cage-mate, but he is alive and full of vigor at the ripe old age of 4. Who's next for insulin reduction?"
Hmm, this makes me think of long-lived individuals from Japan. Seems to me that the traditional Japanese diet would, overall, have a very low glycemic index, and that could in turn promote long life as in this mouse. Anyone know more about this?
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.
I wonder if this mouse is doing something similar, but its been genetically engineered to be well . . . about 33% less . . .
And don't give up on this being useful. Have you followed the rate of improvement in assays and genetic screening, not to mention the huge leap in DNA sequencing? The way things are moving, we might be able to go from discovery of the biochemical basis of slower aging to confirmation in broad populations to "dietary supplements" that will give you many of the benefits in just a few years. Certified drugs will take longer, but you'll be able to use the same tests to confirm that your supplements are having the desired effect.
Time is Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once... the bitch.
Yoda... must snuggle up with Princess Leia
Just the thought of Yoda and Princess Leia in bed together... I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.
Frink: Nice try floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do.
I had a pet wild mouse that made it to seven. He ran about a mile a day in his wheel, and ate mostly peanuts.
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I'm diabetic. Type I, juvenile onset. I have less insulin produced in my body than that damn mouse has in its whole life. Yet the lack of a working pancreas will reduce my lifespan, not extend it. Certainly not to 130-odd years.
And I definitely won't get to snuggle up to Leia "just to keep warm".
Dammit, I wanna be a lab mouse when I grow up.
You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
If you want to see more of this type of research which will eventually be applied to humans, you can contribute to the Methuselah Mouse Prize. This prize will be awarded to the longest lived mouse.
http://www.methuselahmouse.org/