Increase the babe cycle!
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Is it any wonder people think Linux users are a bunch of flaming homosexuals when its fronted by obviously gay losers like these?! BSD has a mascot who leaves us in no doubt that this is the OS for real men! If Linux had more hot chicks and gorgeous babes then maybe it would be able to compete with BSD! Hell this girl should be a model!
Linux is a joke as long as it continues to lack sexy girls like her! I mean just look at this girl! Doesn't she excite you? I know this little hottie puts me in need of a cold shower! This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox. As you can see, no man can resist this sexy little minx. I mean are you telling me you wouldn't like to get your hands on this ass?! Wouldn't this just make your Christmas?! Yes doctor, this uber babe definitely gets my pulse racing! Oh how I envy the lucky girl in this shot! Linux has nothing that can possibly compete. Come on, you must admit she is better than an overweight penguin or a gay looking goat! Wouldn't this be more liklely to influence your choice of OS?
With sexy chicks like the lovely Ceren you could have people queuing up to buy open source products. Could you really refuse to buy a copy of BSD if she told you to? Don't you wish you could get one of these? Personally I know I would give my right arm to get this close to such a divine beauty!
jesus touched my junk liberally
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Anonymous Coward
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he strapped me to his cross and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told jesus that the church would not approve of the son of god touching an atheist for free.
it doesn't help at all that jesus has been spun out after touching everyone's junk. He can hardly see straight after touching lazarus's diseased junk. How is he possibly going to explain this to the pope when he doesnt save the next soul in distress? They'll make him drop trou in front of the Pharisees again. There it is. Judas Iscariot just called and asked why jesus hasn't been crucified. He has to go.
Re:A fine day...
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Is to create questions in the CIO's head about open source and software updates in an attempt to make open source look bad. Remember it was just a little while ago that Bill Gates told all the crackers the only security holes they found were from reading security patches.
Re:in related news
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MrRuslan
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That is not news...thats common knowledge...cmon it's microsoft for god sakes...
Buffer overflows. Why?
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Pig+Hogger
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From the article:
By far, the most common type of exploit is the buffer overflow, and software vendors are spending millions of dollars to find and prevent these types of vulnerabilities. These vulnerabilities still exist -- they are getting fewer in number, however, and finding them is now much more difficult. Part of my consulting practice to software vendors and their major customers is finding and reporting these types of vulnerabilities. Where I used to be able to do the "find vulnerabilities blindfolded with one arm tied behind my back" routine, I now actually have to work to find them in major software products.
Why use a primitive language (C, C++) that is nothing but a glorified assembler that likes to pretend it is a high-level language to write apps? Granted, there is muchos macho appeal to work in C, but if the resulting code is buggy like a chickenwire collander, what good it is to be a jock coder? (I am **NOT** impressed by clever code - and this comes from someone who worked a long time with Forth).
There are far better choices than C* to code programs; there is no excuse to write programs that offer buffer overflows for all to rape.
Re:Like Microsoft is doing?
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Take a look at your IRQ settings some time under windows 98 -windows XP it is an aboslute mess. you end up with some items with multiple IRQ numbers, and some free IRQ numbers.
Plug and Play works but from the looks of it I would say Plug and Pray is still closer. it is a wonder that it works at all.
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Is it any wonder people think Linux users are a bunch of flaming homosexuals when its fronted by obviously gay losers like these?! BSD has a mascot who leaves us in no doubt that this is the OS for real men! If Linux had more hot chicks and gorgeous babes then maybe it would be able to compete with BSD! Hell this girl should be a model!
Linux is a joke as long as it continues to lack sexy girls like her! I mean just look at this girl! Doesn't she excite you? I know this little hottie puts me in need of a cold shower! This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox. As you can see, no man can resist this sexy little minx. I mean are you telling me you wouldn't like to get your hands on this ass?! Wouldn't this just make your Christmas?! Yes doctor, this uber babe definitely gets my pulse racing! Oh how I envy the lucky girl in this shot! Linux has nothing that can possibly compete. Come on, you must admit she is better than an overweight penguin or a gay looking goat! Wouldn't this be more liklely to influence your choice of OS?
With sexy chicks like the lovely Ceren you could have people queuing up to buy open source products. Could you really refuse to buy a copy of BSD if she told you to? Don't you wish you could get one of these? Personally I know I would give my right arm to get this close to such a divine beauty!
Don't be a fag! Join the campaign for more cute open source babes today!
he strapped me to his cross and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told jesus that the church would not approve of the son of god touching an atheist for free.
it doesn't help at all that jesus has been spun out after touching everyone's junk. He can hardly see straight after touching lazarus's diseased junk. How is he possibly going to explain this to the pope when he doesnt save the next soul in distress? They'll make him drop trou in front of the Pharisees again. There it is. Judas Iscariot just called and asked why jesus hasn't been crucified. He has to go.
Ah ha ha ha! F-ing loser!
Is to create questions in the CIO's head about open source and software updates in an attempt to make open source look bad. Remember it was just a little while ago that Bill Gates told all the crackers the only security holes they found were from reading security patches.
That is not news...thats common knowledge...cmon it's microsoft for god sakes...
There are far better choices than C* to code programs; there is no excuse to write programs that offer buffer overflows for all to rape.
Take a look at your IRQ settings some time under windows 98 -windows XP it is an aboslute mess. you end up with some items with multiple IRQ numbers, and some free IRQ numbers.
Plug and Play works but from the looks of it I would say Plug and Pray is still closer. it is a wonder that it works at all.