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Iomega Ships 35GB 'Son of Jaz'

Hamster Of Death writes "Iomega has begun selling its 'son of Jaz' removable hard drive, Rev. Pitched as an alternative to tape back-up rigs, Rev provides 35GB of uncompressed storage capacity per 2.5in removable disk. The disk is mounted inside a 1 x 0.8 x 0.8cm cartridge, and yields a 25MBps transfer rate - eight times faster than DDS-4 tape, Iomega claims."

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  1. [Click] by OwnedByTheMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you hear something?...

    1. Re:[Click] by madmancarman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you mean "Clik", another failed Iomega product?

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    2. Re:[Click] by The+Dobber · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oddly enough, even though I've got 4 or 5 of the Zip drives, I've never been bitten by the click of death.

      One drive that did start making THAT noise was given a severe warning, in the form of being picked up and slammed broadside on the desktop. It's worked fine ever since.

      Maybe I scared em all into submission.

  2. Re:No way by Jedi1USA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gotta be better than that Sparq Drive I bought.

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  3. Three words... by severdia · · Score: 5, Funny

    Click of death.

    1. Re:Three words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Seriously, man. I vividly recall the day that I took my Jaz drive outside, slammed it on the pavement, and drop kicked it. If ever there was hardware to go straightup office space on...

  4. Re:MTBF numbers? by l810c · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'd really like to see how they were able to get such high reliability, and how they got to the "30 year" number. If it's true that's unprecedented reliability.

    This product has been in development since 1974. They have just finished their reliability tests and are now bringing the product to market.

  5. Re:No way by irving47 · · Score: 1, Funny

    cold day in hell? Noooo.
    It will be the day BEFORE we start hearing click..click.. whirrrrr click..click.. whirrrrr coming from your general direction.

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  6. My Days at Dell by pete-classic · · Score: 2, Funny

    The second story down is somewhat on-topic . . .
    Tech support tales.

    -Peter

  7. Re:Good move by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny
    a new tape alternative sounds interesting.

    An Iomega disk is an alternative to a tape drive for data backup in much the same way that carbon dioxide is an alternative to oxygen for mammalian respiration.

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  8. In the second picture (right side)... by Michalson · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is that big "sideways capital I" shaped bulge on the top of the unit? Some sort of sound damping layer so you can't hear any clicks?

  9. 5, Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Fucking awesome

  10. Re:No way by enrico_suave · · Score: 2, Funny

    ah.. I get it... all that clicking of death is supposed to be "jazzy" now I get it.

    e.

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  11. Iomega's true genius ... by SmokeSerpent · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... lies in fitting a "2.5in removable disk" in a "1 x 0.8 x 0.8cm cartridge".

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  12. Re:Reliability? by micromoog · · Score: 3, Funny
    We named it the "WORN drive" (write once, read never).

    I've got one of those mounted at /dev/null. Blazing fast, too.

  13. +5 Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a Miracle!!!

  14. New MP3 Feature by coene · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's been reported in the OEM market that Iomega has not only replaced, but upgraded the famous Zip Click-Of-Death(TM?) for their new Son of Jaz model. It seems that when my SoJ disks start to fail, the device will begin playing soulful tunes from the always enjoyable John Coltrane.

    Iomega may not understand market pricing, quality assurance or customer service. It's good to know that they have figured out something that their customers have known for a while now - when you lose data, soothing music helps ease the pain!

  15. Re:a cold day in hell by Stonent1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember those CDRW drives fondly. They made a series with a power adaptor that was a DIN connector that amazingly fit into the the PS/2 port on computers. The company that I was working for ordered about 150 of those drives and sent them out to our traveling reps with laptops. And it wasn't long before the phone calls started... "I just plugged in my laptop and a puff of smoke came out the keyboard!" What color is the power adaptor that you used ma'am? "Purple!" *SMACK* Good times....

  16. Re:No way by blincoln · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I guess the person who modded you as flamebait has never experienced the click of death in an Iomega Zip drive or had the glorious responsibility of managing one of their flakey Win 2000 NAS products.

    Or even the incredibly poor quality of one of their original Jaz drives.

    I was suckered into buying one when I went to university. A year later I heard that KMFDM had lost an entire album's worth of music to a Jaz disk dying, but I figured it was just bad luck.

    Then I lost the entire contents of one of my disks (and the disk itself) when the drive at my part time job ate it. Losing a $100 disk is bad, but it's even worse when you're a student on a budget.

    That was the only time I've ever lost my temper and destroyed a piece of computer hardware. I did learn something funny, though, which is that if you throw a Jaz drive at a concrete floor, it will literally explode into various components instead of just breaking apart.

    I also learned that it doesn't necessarily make a good impression on new employees when the sysadmin runs into the lobby, screams "you motherFUCKER!" and then breaks something loudly.

    I think I gave my own drive away. I hope it didn't do anything bad to whoever ended up with it.

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  17. Re:No way by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 4, Funny

    I live in Roy, UT, where Iomega's world headquarters used to be located. They still have larges offices there. When my Zip drive died, I called them, and they eventually sent me a new one. The wanted to charge me a nominal amount (like 50% of the original price). I can't remember if I talked them out of it or not. They sent me a new one, along with a box to send the old one back via UPS. Since I lived close to their offices, I thought I'd save them the cost of shipping the old one back. I drove to their office, and asked them to take the defective one. After 10 or 15 minutes of people asking other people what to do, they eventually threw their hands up in the air and told me I would have to go and send it via UPS anyway.

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  18. Re:MTBF numbers? by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

    You retire early?

  19. Re:No way by pantycrickets · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay, quick look on the net - http://www.pricewatch.com/, and I see USB hard drives with 40GB of space for under $60. Why buy it from Iomega for more?

    You aren't taking into account Iomega's value-added features, such as slower transfer rates, propietary software interfaces, and generally shoody construction. When you do, you can see they have the clear advantage.

    /Sarcasm

  20. Re:Not for Home Users? by Jardine · · Score: 3, Funny

    What are these 'floppy disks' you speak of?

  21. Wow! first time I ever saw a Troll at +5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Also my first reaction to the article title was: Isn't it a bit late for April 1st jokes? Then I realized that Iomega was actually putting this thing out.

    I guess it should not be surprising that the "omega" part of their name, in Biblical terms, means "the end", eh?

  22. WTF by DongleFondle · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Each disk contains its own read/write head assembly and drive motor, allowing the unit to be sealed as tightly as a regular hard drive."

    and

    "The drives cost $400 for an external USB 2.0 unit and $380 for an internal ATAPI drive. Both ship with a bundled disk."

    So basically what they have done is created a high capacity, low-error inexpensive removable disk, and a $400 USB connector. I think I'll put this item right to the top of my forget-about-immediately list.

  23. Re:$70 call? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Sorry, I call bullshit. Long distance from Canada to the US did not cost 66 cents a minute in the time frame you're talking about, the mid-nineties. Or if it did, you're a total fucking idiot for not switching LD carriers.

    Sorry, you're wrong.

    Look! I just provided the same amount of evidence as you did! WOOTY WOOT WOOT!

    Retard, provide some links or STFU.

  24. Re:No way by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of the things I find amazing is that Iomega marketing decided to call one of their later products (the 'Click' drive) after the sound (click of death) from a failed earlier product.

    That would be like Microsoft coming out with the new Windows version and calling it Microsoft Bluescreen.

    I was offered a Jazz drive and several disks for free once. Turned them down. I have some internal Zip drives out in the garage in old Mac chassis' (what is the plural of chassis?). Not worth pulling to list on eBay.

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  25. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't forget the fucking mormons!

  26. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Its called Mormonism (for those that don't know, the term Mormom is a code word for Western United States Mafia). And yes, Mormonism is a cult.

  27. speed by H8X55 · · Score: 2, Funny

    your post could have only been better had you started it with "Pop quiz, hotshot..."


    Thank-you, goodnight.