Iomega Ships 35GB 'Son of Jaz'
Hamster Of Death writes "Iomega has begun selling its 'son of Jaz' removable hard drive, Rev. Pitched as an alternative to tape back-up rigs, Rev provides 35GB of uncompressed storage capacity per 2.5in removable disk. The disk is mounted inside a 1 x 0.8 x 0.8cm cartridge, and yields a 25MBps transfer rate - eight times faster than DDS-4 tape, Iomega claims."
Did you hear something?...
Gotta be better than that Sparq Drive I bought.
My old sig was REALLY stoopid.
Click of death.
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This product has been in development since 1974. They have just finished their reliability tests and are now bringing the product to market.
cold day in hell? Noooo.
It will be the day BEFORE we start hearing click..click.. whirrrrr click..click.. whirrrrr coming from your general direction.
I had a sucky sig.
The second story down is somewhat on-topic . . .
Tech support tales.
-Peter
An Iomega disk is an alternative to a tape drive for data backup in much the same way that carbon dioxide is an alternative to oxygen for mammalian respiration.
Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
What is that big "sideways capital I" shaped bulge on the top of the unit? Some sort of sound damping layer so you can't hear any clicks?
Fucking awesome
ah.. I get it... all that clicking of death is supposed to be "jazzy" now I get it.
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... lies in fitting a "2.5in removable disk" in a "1 x 0.8 x 0.8cm cartridge".
All kings is mostly rapscallions. -Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
I've got one of those mounted at /dev/null. Blazing fast, too.
It's a Miracle!!!
It's been reported in the OEM market that Iomega has not only replaced, but upgraded the famous Zip Click-Of-Death(TM?) for their new Son of Jaz model. It seems that when my SoJ disks start to fail, the device will begin playing soulful tunes from the always enjoyable John Coltrane.
Iomega may not understand market pricing, quality assurance or customer service. It's good to know that they have figured out something that their customers have known for a while now - when you lose data, soothing music helps ease the pain!
I remember those CDRW drives fondly. They made a series with a power adaptor that was a DIN connector that amazingly fit into the the PS/2 port on computers. The company that I was working for ordered about 150 of those drives and sent them out to our traveling reps with laptops. And it wasn't long before the phone calls started... "I just plugged in my laptop and a puff of smoke came out the keyboard!" What color is the power adaptor that you used ma'am? "Purple!" *SMACK* Good times....
Well, I guess the person who modded you as flamebait has never experienced the click of death in an Iomega Zip drive or had the glorious responsibility of managing one of their flakey Win 2000 NAS products.
Or even the incredibly poor quality of one of their original Jaz drives.
I was suckered into buying one when I went to university. A year later I heard that KMFDM had lost an entire album's worth of music to a Jaz disk dying, but I figured it was just bad luck.
Then I lost the entire contents of one of my disks (and the disk itself) when the drive at my part time job ate it. Losing a $100 disk is bad, but it's even worse when you're a student on a budget.
That was the only time I've ever lost my temper and destroyed a piece of computer hardware. I did learn something funny, though, which is that if you throw a Jaz drive at a concrete floor, it will literally explode into various components instead of just breaking apart.
I also learned that it doesn't necessarily make a good impression on new employees when the sysadmin runs into the lobby, screams "you motherFUCKER!" and then breaks something loudly.
I think I gave my own drive away. I hope it didn't do anything bad to whoever ended up with it.
"...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
I live in Roy, UT, where Iomega's world headquarters used to be located. They still have larges offices there. When my Zip drive died, I called them, and they eventually sent me a new one. The wanted to charge me a nominal amount (like 50% of the original price). I can't remember if I talked them out of it or not. They sent me a new one, along with a box to send the old one back via UPS. Since I lived close to their offices, I thought I'd save them the cost of shipping the old one back. I drove to their office, and asked them to take the defective one. After 10 or 15 minutes of people asking other people what to do, they eventually threw their hands up in the air and told me I would have to go and send it via UPS anyway.
"Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee." --Bender
You retire early?
I Am My Own Worst Enemy
Okay, quick look on the net - http://www.pricewatch.com/, and I see USB hard drives with 40GB of space for under $60. Why buy it from Iomega for more?
/Sarcasm
You aren't taking into account Iomega's value-added features, such as slower transfer rates, propietary software interfaces, and generally shoody construction. When you do, you can see they have the clear advantage.
What are these 'floppy disks' you speak of?
Also my first reaction to the article title was: Isn't it a bit late for April 1st jokes? Then I realized that Iomega was actually putting this thing out.
I guess it should not be surprising that the "omega" part of their name, in Biblical terms, means "the end", eh?
"Each disk contains its own read/write head assembly and drive motor, allowing the unit to be sealed as tightly as a regular hard drive."
and
"The drives cost $400 for an external USB 2.0 unit and $380 for an internal ATAPI drive. Both ship with a bundled disk."
So basically what they have done is created a high capacity, low-error inexpensive removable disk, and a $400 USB connector. I think I'll put this item right to the top of my forget-about-immediately list.
>Sorry, I call bullshit. Long distance from Canada to the US did not cost 66 cents a minute in the time frame you're talking about, the mid-nineties. Or if it did, you're a total fucking idiot for not switching LD carriers.
Sorry, you're wrong.
Look! I just provided the same amount of evidence as you did! WOOTY WOOT WOOT!
Retard, provide some links or STFU.
One of the things I find amazing is that Iomega marketing decided to call one of their later products (the 'Click' drive) after the sound (click of death) from a failed earlier product.
That would be like Microsoft coming out with the new Windows version and calling it Microsoft Bluescreen.
I was offered a Jazz drive and several disks for free once. Turned them down. I have some internal Zip drives out in the garage in old Mac chassis' (what is the plural of chassis?). Not worth pulling to list on eBay.
resigned
Don't forget the fucking mormons!
Its called Mormonism (for those that don't know, the term Mormom is a code word for Western United States Mafia). And yes, Mormonism is a cult.
your post could have only been better had you started it with "Pop quiz, hotshot..."
Thank-you, goodnight.