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Positive Reviews For Nvidia' GeForce 6800 Ultra

Sander Sassen writes "Following months of heated discussion and rumors about the performance of Nvidia' new NV4x architecture, today their new graphics cards based on this architecture got an official introduction. Hardware Analysis posted their first looks at the new GeForce 6800 Ultra and takes it for a spin with all of the latest DirectX 9.0 game titles. The results speak for themselves, the GeForce 6800 Ultra is the new king of the hill, beating ATI's fastest by over 100% in almost every benchmark." Reader egarland adds "Revews are up on Firing Squad, Toms Hardware, Anandtech and Hot Hardware." Update: 04/14 16:54 GMT by T : Neophytus writes "HardOCP have their real life gameplay review available."

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  1. Wonders Never Cease... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's good to know I can look forward to reading text in a more scintillating black and white, while Flash ads and pop-ups will be more vibrant than ever.

    In a word, "Wow."

    I mean, who'd have thunk it that the 6800 would still have life? Maybe ATI can counter with a Radeon All-In-Wonder Xtravaganza 6502!

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  2. Wait.. by bdigit · · Score: 5, Funny

    It seems they forgot to take the card out of its case. Wait no thats just the huge fan/heatsink combo

  3. Insensitive... by guile*fr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a mini-pc you insensitive clod!

  4. And the word of the day @ ATI.... by Julius+X · · Score: 4, Funny

    0wn3d!

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  5. Looks great but... by Stevyn · · Score: 3, Funny

    But where do I put this thing? That's not a heatsink, that's the kitchen sink!

  6. crazy titles by silverhalide · · Score: 2, Funny

    I heard from a confidental source that the next NVidia card was going to be called the Super GEForce 95050++ Hyper-titanium Happy Extreme-platinum Ultra MK-II Enhanced V2.2 Omicron version. Keep your eyes open.

  7. Re:Power Requirements by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    but it requires a 480 watt power supply

    and 2 power connections... And it also has what looks to be a vacuum cleaner tied to it..

    The approaching question is, which is the principal in your box, the Motherboard or the Video card? My present video card has more memory and sucks more power than my laptop, and like yours has a fan, though it's quiet.

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  8. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Will Doom 3 run faster than 10 fps on it?

    1. Re:But... by Malc · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was more concerned about whether Quake 2 would run at more than 1000 fps... anything less and the lag really pisses me off!

  9. Addtional Revenue by netfool · · Score: 3, Funny

    nVidia mine as well get into the case and CPU fan/heatsink business! Look at that thing!
    Hell, with something that big they should just build freezer around the card.

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  10. short review by Gingko · · Score: 5, Funny

    all of the latest DirectX 9.0 game titles

    what, both of them? ;)

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  11. Re:Power Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    but it requires a 480 watt power supply

    bah, I won't be impressed until a video card requires 1.21 gigawatts.

  12. DoomIII now ready to ship? by guile*fr · · Score: 5, Funny

    in other news ID Software announce that DoomIII will
    run at 30@fps on the new Nvidia 6800

    1. Re:DoomIII now ready to ship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      in other news ID Software announce that DoomIII will run at 30@fps on the new Nvidia 6800


      And not one frame faster.

  13. Re:nvidia's back by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    To hell with the die size, check out the power requirements. There's two, TWO! power connectors for that thing. Damn, they've created a monster.

    Nvidia GeForce 6800 Ultra: $600

    800 Watt Powersupply: $250

    MMORPG: $10/mo.

    The look on your face when you get your next powerbill: Priceless

    There are some things in life your measley paycheck can cover, for everything else there's Massivecharge.

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  14. C & D Letter Forthcoming.. by Deflagro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Sir,

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    1. Re:C & D Letter Forthcoming.. by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
      Please have your lawyers contact us so we may discuss a settlement which you can pay directly to us at your earliest convenience.

      Do you take American Express?

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  15. "I'm givin' her all she's got, cap'n!" by Professr3 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Update: In 2005, nVidia released the specs for the GeForce 6900. Comments on geek news site "Slashdot" mainly focused on the need for two 1-kilowatt external gas turbines for power. Quotes like "Do the turbines run linux?" and "Will they be louder than my CPU fan?" are rampant, but most users say as long as the benchmarks are better than ATI, they don't mind wearing ear protection.

    When in doubt, mod +1 funny and pray

  16. Re:nvidia's back by chmilar · · Score: 4, Funny

    [...] but they weren't the champ for being slow on your feet.

    What are they doing with my feet? Give 'em back!

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  17. Re:ATI may be right there with them by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 2, Funny

    I found the ATI drivers to be just as easy to install and much more stable than the NVidia ones.

    Ahahahahah. You should be doing standup with lines like that, hell you even managed to keep your face straight!

    When I bought a 9800 Pro I had to do three kernel recompiles to get the damn drivers to work properly, I had to edit part of their interface code because they didn't handle the KT600 chipset I have on my board and even when I got them installed it screwed up my vttys when X was working and they drivers were so bad that several 3D programs actually ran slower than with the Ti4600 I have now put back in here (and installing the drivers for that involved one command...)

    Yes, ATI may make very good hardware, but whoever writes their drivers should be taken out and hung by the larger of his testicles until he vows never to go near a computer again in his life.

  18. Re:Power Requirements by Altrag · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't it obvious? This is just a big scam by the flight simulator industry! They just don't want to have to make all those jet plane sounds anymore!

  19. Re:2d Performance by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 3, Funny


    Doesn't matter if

    Dammit, my Geforce isn't displaying the text properly, I can't make out the end of your sentence!

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