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Finding Yourself With Photo Recognition
itchyfish writes "You are lost in a foreign city, you don't speak the language and you are late for your meeting. What do you do? Take out your cellphone, photograph the nearest building and press send.
For a small fee, photo recognition software on a remote server works out precisely where you are, and sends back directions that will get you to your destination.
Seems a little far fetched, but amazingly cool if it really works."
Every house looks the same where I live
I can just image the server's cpu goes up to 100% when I send in a photo of McDonald's.
Turns out the company owns stock in a number of hard drive manufacturers...
it asks you to make sure that you get the street sign and a building number in the shot
What if you took a picture of a McDonalds?
Hell, you could be lost for days.
Then I think you're going to be late for that meeting.
Guys asking for directions...
This honestly seems pretty far-fetched. If you can't take the time to get directions, chances are that you deserve to die. You know, that whole thing of natural selection:-)
Make sure to speak English very slowly too. All foreign people actually understand it as long as it's spoken slowly.
Make sure you take a good picture...of the closest street sign.
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If you're meeting with Osama, you'll be right on time.
paintball
By the time I total up dinners, movies, gifts, time and emotional distress, this would be *MUCH* cheaper, convenient, and more portable than having a girlfriend willing to stop and ask for directions.
paintball
Taking "intimate" photos and seeing what building you most resemble.
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How, can a system that doesn't know the difference from your ass and a hole in the ground possibly tell which of the million or so McDonalds restaurants you are at?
And to think I've been using street signs when I could of just photographed a building.
...and within minutes there is a SWAT team all around your party.
*** Turns out your buddy was flagged for a terrorist. ***
darn.
party over.
but, it was a computer mismatch.
great.
and, you got a map of your location.
party on!
You're in a foreign country, where the people don't speak your language, and you're late for a meeting with some murderous thugs you've been tasked with removing from the gene pool.
What do you do?
You pull out your night-vision goggles, target a nearby heap of rubble that used to be one of Saddam's "palaces." The goggles lock onto the complex geometric shapes and this information is automatically transmitted to a massive cluster of Cray's in New Jersey on loan from the NSA. Using state of the art satellite x-ray photography and next-generation neural-net AI (NGNNAI), your precise location is calculated and relayed back to you, all at the price of only 3 million dollars an hour. What, you didn't think it was the energizer bunny keeping all those Cray's up an running did you?
Lee
Muslim community leaders warn of backlash from tomorrow morning's terrorist attack.
If you're the sort of imbecile that flies to Portugal for a meeting, then tries to drive/walk there yourself without bothering to use a street map or taking a taxi then you're the sort of imbecile who won't have bothered to check the phone number for this service in Portugal. Surely a GPS reading is going to be more sensible? Frankly, people who are this stupid can stay lost in a foreign country for all I care.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.