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Hubble Photo of Sedna Suprises Astronomers

waynegoode writes "Soon after the announcement of the discovery of Sedna, the solar system's furthest object and planet wanna-be, the Hubble Space Telescope was pointed at it to answer some of the many questions its discovery generated. The photos were released today and are surprising for what they don't show--a moon. Astronomers were certain it had a moon because of its slow rotation. "I'm completely baffled at the absence of a moon," says Michael Brown, Sedna's discoverer. Story and photo at Universe Today, hubblesite and NASA press release."

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  1. When... by jb_davis · · Score: 4, Funny

    When will G.W. announce a manned mission to look for oil?

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  2. That's no absence of a moon ... by BabyDave · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's an absence of a space station!

  3. it has to be aliens screwing with us by hellmarch · · Score: 4, Funny

    with all of my astronomical knowledge the only thing i can come up with is aliens playing some sort of april's fools day joke. but this begs to ask "do alien's celebrate april fool's day or some other weird alien day?" maybe they don't call it april

  4. news by name773 · · Score: 5, Funny

    any other interesting things that didn't happen today?
    the sun rose so it can't be that....
    water is still wet...
    i'm baffled.

    1. Re:news by ZigMonty · · Score: 5, Funny
      water is still wet...

      No it isn't.

  5. Rare Event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe Earth, Sedna and "Sedna moon" are co-linear?

  6. Colon Powell releases Hubble photos in UN forum. by Anubis333 · · Score: 4, Funny

    'Astronomers were surprised by what they did not see, a moon. The hubble telescope helped solve the problem when honed onto Sedna itself. The planet's oddly erratic, eliptical orbit is due to a giant mass on it's far side. Colon Powell presented the Hubble photographs today in a speech before the United Nations. The photographs detail the until now, 'unknown mass' that was altering Sedna's orbit. "It is clear from these photos" he said "that we have found the Iraqi weapons of mass destruction".

    It is unclear how Saddam Hussein delivered and stockpiled the weapons on Sedna, but the blury photographic proof shows beyond a shadow of a doubt that the administration was in the Right from the beginning. NASA was unavailable for comment.

  7. No, no, it has a moon! by heironymouscoward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's just had to change its name and location, due to an interstellar court action from Microsoft, which has claimed that the term "lunar" infringes on the term "Windows", given the obvious phonetic similarity.

    When Sedna's lu--r object has found a new name, and shaken off Microsoft's legal team, it will reappear.

    Except in Benelux.

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  8. Re:Why am I not surprised :-) by ]ix[ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its more likely to have had a moon that slowed its rotation but then the moon somehow got lost.

    Things can get messy out there in the kupier belt. Its not a place where you want to be alone late at night.

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  9. No moon, no Mars. by mezelf · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really pity the people on Sedna. Without a moon, how can they ever hope to get to Mars?

  10. that isn't the planet in the picture ... by xlurker · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's the moon!
    (the planet is hiding behind it)....

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  11. Educate Yourself... by wan-fu · · Score: 0, Funny
    ...with some Creedence Clearwater Revival!
    Don't go around tonight,
    Well, it's bound to take your life,
    There's a bad moon on the rise.

    I hope that clears up any confusion about whether or not Sedna has a moon lurking behind it.
  12. Moon is not the issue by CikaVelja · · Score: 2, Funny

    If that's a planet start calling it Rupert, please...

  13. No more Hubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    We really need to replace Hubble with a telescope that won't challenge us so much.

  14. Re:PICTURES of a MOON with a MOON by ComaVN · · Score: 2, Funny

    OMG! Ida looks like a mummy sarcofagus! It must have been put there by the the same people who built the pyramids and the cydonia structures.

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  15. Re:Why am I not surprised :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's no moon.....Look out Luke!

  16. Re:Why am I not surprised :-) by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 0, Funny

    Basic probability: even if it got hit by an asteroid, the chances that it had exactly the amount of momentum to slow down Sedna's angular velocity to near-zero would be infinitesimal.

    Basic Improbability: The universe is so very big that any event, no matter how improbable, must occur somewhere and sometime.

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  17. Re:Resolution by CGP314 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The graph to show me how big things are in the universe is too big to display in any meaningful way on my monitor. I like it.


    -Colin

  18. Re:Quality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How come Hubble can take wonderful pictures of distant nebulas and stuff, when the quality of these pictures is far from good?

    Easy, Hubble is farsighted.

  19. Re:Why am I not surprised :-) by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny
    Things can get messy out there in the kupier belt. Its not a place where you want to be alone late at night.

    In the outskirts of the solar system it's always night...

    The inner system never sleeps. The oute system never wakes.

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  20. That's not a moon... by -Maurice66- · · Score: 0, Funny

    that's a DeathStar ...and it is hiding behind jupiter now... on it's way to find a suitable testplanet to test it's fully operational weapon systems.

  21. Re:Marvel!!!! by krymsin01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Brilliant! You figured it out when all others could not. It's so simple in retorspect: Superman ran backwards around Sedna, causing it to both go back in time and slow down it's rotation!

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  22. Re:Why am I not surprised :-) by bug_hunter · · Score: 1, Funny

    What about the chances of an asteroid knocking the missing moon out of orbit?

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  23. Re:Why am I not surprised :-) by iceborer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Eight moon in the corner pocket.

  24. Well duh by brunes69 · · Score: 1, Funny

    You think any respectable moon is going to hang around a mere planetoid???

    Sure, things were going great till we discovered her... Sedna had convinced the moon he was all that and a bag of potatoes. But as soon as the moon heard the word on the street that her man wasn't even big enough to be considered a planet....

    Its just like the saying goes... in some relationships, size *does* matter.

  25. The Truth About Sedna by Grail · · Score: 2, Funny

    The moon is a superdense glob, set in a special orbit around Sedna, specifically to attract our attention. We have to alter its orbit in order to indicate that we are ready to be inducted into the Federation of Sentient Planets.

  26. And this demonstrates! by cspenn · · Score: 2, Funny

    This clearly, totally demonstrates why we no longer need the Hubble! With our advanced Earthbound technology, we can resolve Sedna and its moons without the assistance of an orbital observation platform and....

    oh wait.

    Never mind.

    See more Sedna

  27. Re:Why am I not surprised :-) by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
    The oute system never wakes.

    Until the stars are right... Somewhere out there is Yuggoth.

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  28. This is what happens.... by linuxrunner · · Score: 2, Funny

    When plants are completely extracted of all their dark matter...

    Has someone saved the animals yet? Nibbler?

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  29. Re:A moon? by Xilman · · Score: 4, Funny
    because Pluto and it's moon (Sharon) revolve around each other

    Surely that's "Charon"?

    And don't call me Shirly

    Paul

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  30. those are nice big.... pixels by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dyou guys think Richard Hoagland will manage to find some alien artifacts in those big pixels?

  31. Re:space.com by jea6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here is a low bandwidth picture of Sedna: Thank you Hubble.

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  32. 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme by jtheory · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Hubble Photo of Sedan Suprises Astronomers"

    I immediately pictured astronomers scratching their heads over Hubble photos of my former '86 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, named "Plum" (for the color, and short for "Plum Tuckered Out")... zooming through the far reaches of space.

    So it DID go to car heaven!!

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  33. Re:Political Correctness even infects Astronomy! by addie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hephastus hasn't been used (I don't think)

    You've obviously never heard of the planet Vulcan... duh.

  34. That's no moon by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a gas station.

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