Space Technology to Conquer Everest
Roland Piquepaille writes "These days, the European Space Agency (ESA) is busy sharing its space technologies. Last week, in "Space technology hits the slopes," it said that the ski maker Rossignol hopes to beat the world speed skiing record of 250 km/h by using skis stabilized by a mechanism developed for ESA's Rosetta spacecraft. And today, the ESA announced that a satellite-based Health Monitoring Kit developed by the Canadian company March Networks and co-funded by ESA, will help climbers to escalate Everest. Of course, this kind of technology can be applied at lower altitudes. This overview contains other details and references about the March Networks Health Monitoring Kit."
They may need that health monitoring equipment immediately after he finishes going 250kph on his face...
Or maybe they won't.
Some of the other data which might be included is yodeling between 3000 and 6000 metres and the screams of a quick descent at 9000 metres.
Harpo Tunnel Syndrome--my wrist feels funny.
Space Technology to Conquer Everquest.
I don't play EQ, so I don't know how the association could have been made. I saw the first line and the mention of the ESA and wondered what the hell did they want to do with EQ. Then I reread the headline.
If what you are reading sounds funny, or sarcastic, lame, or stupid
it is because it is supposed to be. just laugh
I mean really, is it such a hard word? You scale a mountain. Or you climb a mountain. But escalate means something entirely different. A problem escalates. Not a mountain.
Yes.
ESA doesn'T need a special pen - they use simple pencils or computers ;-)
Have ESA made a pen that can be used in zero gravity yet?
http://www.spacepen.com/usa/history/index.htm
I've posted on slashdot regarding the urban legond of nasa developing a spacepen. According to what i've read it was not developed by nasa at all but rather by Fisher which was sold to Nasa at $5.00 a pop.
There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
So it records vital signs on a bluetooth enabled PDA, which can later be used to transmit the data when they get back to the satellite system. That's great -- if there is an emergency, all they have to do is find the bodies, hope that they used the kit during the emergency to gather data, bring back the PDAs, and they'll know exactly what killed the climbers!
Forgive my sarcasm, we did this in 1998 and 1999 (Everest Extreme"), except we were sending the data in real time over 900mhz radio to the doctor at base camp and via sat back to the hospital in the USA. And it was gathered 24/7 because they were wearing the monitors, not some box of medical tools to be used briefly. That way, if someone was having trouble, we could actually tell what was wrong and where to find the climber (GPS is handy that way).
The things that kill on Everest are getting lost/falling off in bad weather and hypothermia (dehydration is actually the biggest medical problem, but it doesn't usually kill).
Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
They often seem to ignore their waning health. The kind of people that attempt a feat like this are often willing to accept the consequences of death.
It's interesting to note that quite a few people have made it to the peak of Everest, and then died on the way down.
That CSS file that blocks ads
NASA spent millions on a zero-gravity pen.
In Solviet Russia, they used a pencil.
I am one of many. My idea is not unique, nor do I expect my voice alone to sway you. I speak in a chorus of opinion.
In Soviet Russia, they used a pencil.
Bullshit.
"Studies have shown that people who eat peanuts live longer than those who do not eat."