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Extreme Yo-Yoing

Roland Piquepaille writes "Unless you're a dedicated yo-yo fan and a serious competitor, I doubt that you'll hand over $400 for a yo-yo. Even if it's a state-of-the-art hogh-tech yoyo made with a forged-magnesium-alloy and coming with the latest in axle technology. With this one, you can use the freehand style, meaning that your hand is not connected to the yo-yo, but is replaced by a small counterweight. In 'Reinventing the Yo-Yo,' Science News Online says 'its balance is ensured with precision tooling to micrometer tolerances by a computer-controlled lathe.' This long article doesn't solely focus on this luxury item. Instead, it looks at the history and the physics of the yo-yo, and includes many references. A good read for a weekend! This overview contains other details and extra references about the Freehand yo-yo."

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  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  2. Pricing by octalc0de · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The original Freehand yo-yo was the only yo-yo in the world that didn't need to be tied to your hand. With its patented counter-weight system, you can let go of the yo-yo in mid-trick, making the impossible look easy"

    No wonder it costs $400! It's got an amazing antigravity device that allows the yo-yo to remain suspended in air after you drop it.

  3. "hogh-tech yo-yo" by The+Gline · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's made from porcinite!

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  4. Cause Yo-Yo-ing is just sooo cool. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wow...

    An activity OTHER than browsing slashdot that will guarantee I'll never get laid again.

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    1. Re:Cause Yo-Yo-ing is just sooo cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      An activity OTHER than browsing slashdot that will guarantee I'll never get laid again.

      "again" !?!

      Scandalous.

    2. Re:Cause Yo-Yo-ing is just sooo cool. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Funny
      "again" !?!

      With a yo-yo in my hand, the animal might not hold still. :P

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    3. Re:Cause Yo-Yo-ing is just sooo cool. by boredMDer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Again?

      Lucky bastard.

    4. Re:Cause Yo-Yo-ing is just sooo cool. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Funny
      The again implies that you got laid once before. You must be new here.

      You should have tried comparing our UIDs before saying something like that.

      I could have had a 3 digit UID, you know?

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  5. Evolution is a Cyclical Process by osewa77 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Modern technology has brought us to the point where, finally, we have better yo-yos .. again!

    1. Re:Evolution is a Cyclical Process by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah, that Darwin is a sneaky bastard. Yet ANOTHER way of filtering out those of us who won't get to pass on our genes.

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  6. No one appreciates true geekness anymore by Graftweed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well that's just great! You spend the whole damn year learning elvish and then some annoying kid comes along with a $400 yo-yo and steals the show.

  7. Re:Ahead of the trend. by jrl87 · · Score: 3, Funny

    With all of the popularity all of you "early adapters" will recieve, you may have to use your new yo-yo for its original purpose ... to beat off your attackers .......

  8. uh oh by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

    For a yo-yo to sleep at all is a fairly modern development.

    mmmm-yeeees, no doubt due to the great advances in the field of hypnotic drugs.

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  9. Extreme yo-yo-ing, Mr Bond by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Extreme yo-yoing"? Am I the only one who remembers the guy with the buzz-saw yoyo in the James Bond "Octopussy" movie?

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    1. Re:Extreme yo-yo-ing, Mr Bond by Seehund · · Score: 2, Funny

      Am I the only one who read the headline as "Extreme Yu-Gung" and thought it was about a new CD with Einstürzende Neubauten remixes?

      Let me answer that question: yes. ;)

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  10. Yoyo Baggins by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yoyo Baggins, is that you?

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  11. Extra word..... by vwjeff · · Score: 2, Funny

    An activity OTHER than browsing slashdot that will guarantee I'll never get laid again.

    You added an extra word. Your post should have been as follows:

    An activity OTHER than browsing slashdot that will guarantee I'll never get laid.

    The word again gives you a false sense of hope because I know that if I continue to browse /. I will never get laid again.

  12. A word from the NYYA by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Then again, it's not the yo-yo that hurts the teacher, it's the student. I got it! Let's ban students from school!"

    Remember what the NYYA says: "If yo-yo's are outlawed, only outlaws will have yo-yos".

    We must protect the right to bear arms, and the right to arm bears.

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  13. Re:Ahead of the trend. by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to beat off your attackers .......

    Uh, you may want to re-phrase that.

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  14. Re:Yomega yoyos rock too, at a much better price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone know if they suffer from the click of death?

  15. Apple's iYoYo by rh005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    can be seen here: Apple's iYoYo

  16. ...your hand is not connected to the yo-yo? by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your hand is not connected to the yo-yo?

    So, what's the point?

    1. Re:...your hand is not connected to the yo-yo? by Little+Brother · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think its a Jedi thing. Hrmm think Luke is going to pick up the psudonym "Jedi Yo"?

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  17. Forged? by Hobbex · · Score: 3, Funny

    For 400 bucks, I want real magnesium alloy, damn it!

  18. cheaper solution by whovian · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or, if you don't want to spend $400, you can see him play in person for about $40-50 or so.

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  19. Re:Tournament music video (13 megs) by cebarro · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure if I tried ANY of that I'd end up with my fingers stuck in a knot and a yo-yo embedded in my forehead.