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Hackers: Under The Hood

Posted by timothy on from the human-interest dept.

jyre writes "ZDNet Australia has a special report that profiles and interviews five hackers over the next five days. Day 1: Raven Alder's page is up now (inludes photos). Day 2 will be Attrion.org creator, Jericho. Day 3: Adrian Lamo. Day 4: Kevin Mitnick and Day 5: L0phtCrack creator, Mudge."

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  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADOLF HITLER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    115 today

  2. She looks halfway decent at least by Saint+Stephen · · Score: -1, Troll

    Kinda hard to tell from the photo. Tits are small.

    She must be pretty old, but she doesn't look that old. What's her story?

    1. Re:She looks halfway decent at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Halfway decent?? Hells no, what is wrong with you man. She aint halfway anything...

    2. Re:She looks halfway decent at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      So, does she give good head, or what?

      She ain't had no kids yet?

    3. Re:She looks halfway decent at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      I think that it was funny. You people need to relax a bit and stop being offended by every single comment out there. Watch a bit of southpark maybe?

    4. Re:She looks halfway decent at least by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, you're kinda old, but it's been a pretty dry spell. Sweet, I could use it, if you're serious :-)

    5. Re:She looks halfway decent at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      What you're failing to realize is, that to a lot of us, you'll always be just tits and ass. It doesn't matter what you want or what anyone else wants, for that matter. Get over it, and ignore us. Don't say "fuck you", that just makes us giggle. Now get on your knees...

    6. Re:She looks halfway decent at least by mikehuntstinks · · Score: 0, Troll

      Jeez lady, learn how to take a compliment. If I ever read on slashdot how 1337 my H4X0r|n is in the AND how big my chocholate salty balls are(and they are) I'll die a happy freaking mad 1337 H4X0R.(which I obviously is) I think your pretty much a sure thing in the next anual Miss /. pagent.

      So anyway, watcha up to this weekend, I know this great sushi bar. And since your a feminist I'll even let you pay.

  3. The second profile is here by Slashdot+Hivemind · · Score: -1, Troll

    A noted and famous hacker

  4. THOSE FUCKS ARE NOT HACKERS !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    they are dirty hippies with too much time on their hands

    1. Re:THOSE FUCKS ARE NOT HACKERS !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Ah yes, the infamous Nazi Hippies.

  5. 4:20 w00t. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I smoke this bowl for all my homies on Slashdot.

    Free Chong

  6. 4/20 How many of these guys do you think smoke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    My guess is, a few. *exhales* Happy 4/20.

  7. Friends? by skitzoid+(moomoo) · · Score: 0, Troll

    In her spare time, she downs chai while arguing philosophy with friends. Sorry am I the only one who read this? Hackers don't have friends. Burn her at the stake, she is not one of us!

  8. FUCK YOU, YOUR PROBABLY A DIRTY KIKE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    HAND hook nose

  9. Re:An open letter to the anti-trolls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm being totally serious here.

    Please let us know if your public attempt to get in her pants works.

    'cause I don't see any other reason for you to be defensive on her behalf.

  10. I wanna fuck the goth chick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    whips and chains baby.

    She probably enjoys anal.

    1. Re:I wanna fuck the goth chick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      This is Raven. I forgot what my uber-lame slashdot login password was. I'm so lame.

      But anyways I like taking it up the chocolate hershey highway by pimply looser goth nerds. I'm the goth town bike. Every goth group has an anal whore. I fill that position...which is on all fours taking it like a real woman should. I dye my pubes black.

  11. raven asking for stereotype by gobblez · · Score: -1, Troll

    she rants about how she dislikes being stereotyped. i dunno, by the look of her picture, big goth boots and all, she's just asking to be stereotyped...

  12. Raven Alder is cute? by Ath · · Score: 0, Troll

    She is one of those girls you see from behind and think she is cute but when she turns around you have to look away really quick.

  13. Raven... by m1chael · · Score: -1, Troll

    Is that your real name or did you legally change it to match your electronic alter-ego? Does this alter-ego influence the way you dress?

    Number two... Can you hack my bedroom and clean it the f*ck up?

    --
    I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
  14. Re:Question for Raven, since I noticed you're read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    i'm sorry, +5 insightful? for what? oh, right, shes a chick in black who can do some shit with a 'puter! man, so glad that's been cleared up.

  15. Re:calm down, chill out. It's 4/20 by mikehuntstinks · · Score: -1, Troll

    happy 4/20 everyone!

  16. Re:calm down, chill out. It's 4/20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Wassup.

    So back da fuckin' day n' shit I had a fuckin' ancestor niggrah in Niger. He lived in a fuckin' tree and chased monkey's and threw fuckin' spears n' shyit. The asshole had one fuck of a good life, till the fuckin' whitie man got on the wrong turf. There were no gizzats back then, so muh nigs got on a shyip n' shit.

    Fuckin'...they went to a cotton place or some shit. They would pick cotton for whitey and get whipped for it. If they learned to read, they get a gat in the face, yo. Word.

    So when dat white fuck let the slaves free n' shit, Great grandnig was free n' shit. He fuckin' met my Grat Grandma bitch and they fucked...a fuckin' lot, negro. After a while, my fuckin' Grandpa popped outta Great Grandho's poon.

    Some fuckin' day, a crackah-ass Skinhead bitch raped Grandma up the ass and shot her in the clit and stole her crack and her 40. Grandpa went ape-shit and tried to kill whitey. Shit went down, and Grandfuck joined the fukkin' army n' shit so he could carry a fuckin gat or some shit.

    One day some Germany whities try to start a war or some shit. Grandfuck was sent to Germany land to fight the Niza's. Grandpa was amped out one fuckin' night from Germaine crizzack rizzock. The nig was chasin Jeebus around and fuckin stepped on a land mine or some shit. He had to go to duh fukkin' hospitable. There he fuckin' met muh Grandmizza. They fizzed the shiznit outta each other till GRandies ebony rhythym stick turned fukin white.

    Months or some shit latah, Muh Mizzom pops her black ass outta Gramndna cunt. Affah dat, some whizzite Neezah bitch fucked Grandpuhs ayazz and capped his ayazz. Grizzma saw dat shit and ran. Duh dumb bitch end up in some white people party an nevah came back o' shome shit.

    Affa dizzat, some Noza find Mizzom and told da beotch if he fizzucked her tight blackass, he wouldn't throw no bleotch in da face o' some shit. Mowma said fuck yeah o' some shyit, and dat was fuckin' dat.

    Fuckin' years or some shit latah, da big fro whizzite Nicza bitch found out dis crazy-negro shit. He bring fuckin' Mowme to the Headquarters fuckin' crib n shit. They all pass da bitch roun n' shit. She not even get paid from dem. Massa Hitelir fuck dat puss when Mizma wuz old enuff and affa dat, ah pizzopped muh pearly whits outta dat cizzunt. Fuck if ah now, but I be here n' now. Yeah. I'm blizzack gizzowd n' shit. Nigs woship muh ayazz, an yo ass should too.

    Das why duh fuck I be here, nigs.