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NASA Gravity Probe Launched

ping pong writes "Forty-five years in the making and 24 hours late, NASA launched the $700 million satellite into orbit today to test Albert Einstein's general theory of relativity. The satellite, which was inserted into a polar orbit, will spend two months getting ready, then 16 months making measurements." NASA's mission news has more.

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  1. And if his theory is proved wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    could this post be considered a relatively first post?

  2. Cheap shot by platypibri · · Score: 5, Funny

    We fail to understand the gravity of this situation.

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    1. Re:Cheap shot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I'm sorry Spock, but Gravity is foremost on my mind.

    2. Re:Cheap shot by Trejkaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would say "pull yourself together" but the truth is anyone who can, is a planetoid.

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  3. Probe componentry by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    The experiment uses three key components: a spinning sphere, a telescope and a star.

    One of these components can't be had from Sharper Image : can you guess which?

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  4. Scientists crossing fingers, pacing by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

    "E had just better equal MC squared...E had just better equal MC squared..."

  5. alarm bells by rokzy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The experiment uses three key components: a spinning sphere..."

    ding ding ding ding ding!

    is this going to be like Event Horizon where the probe travels to Hell and back and then kills most of us?

    1. Re:alarm bells by God+speaking · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indubitably!

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  6. The probe was launched into space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    And vanished. It awoke to find itself trapped in other probes' bodies, facing mirror images that were not its own. Its only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from its own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only the probe can see and hear. And so the probe finds itself leaping from orbit to orbit, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time, that its next leap will be the leap home

  7. Slow by Mateito · · Score: 5, Funny

    > will spend two months getting ready

    Sounds like my girlfriend.

  8. Re:The question is who funded it? by On+Lawn · · Score: 2, Funny

    if they can really trust the data gathered from something built by products of one of the supposedly worst education systems in the world :P

    Hey, but at least it is the most expensive...

  9. Re:The question is who funded it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who said we're going to share the information? The secrets of relativity are ours, and the rest of the world can just go on thinking that e=mc^2! Suckaz!

  10. It was actually launched last week by DJStealth · · Score: 4, Funny

    What most people don't know is that it was actually launched last week.

    Its experiments of relativity caused it to move close to the speed of light forcing the effects of time dilation to make it appear as if it was delayed 24 hours, when in reality it was launched long before its scheduled date.

  11. Re:A Great Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Admit it, this post has something to do with today being 4/20, now doesn't it?!!!

  12. Probes by wramsdel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jeez, first the 9/11 probe, now this. Does governmental inquest know no bounds?!

  13. this is depressing. by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2, Funny

    This story is depressing. Gravity brings me down.

  14. Wow! by jonfromspace · · Score: 4, Funny
    The satellite, which was inserted into a polar orbit, will spend two months getting ready, then 16 months making measurements.


    Sounds like my Girlfrind when we go shopping...
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  15. Re:What, no Bush bashing? by rebelcool · · Score: 3, Funny

    well it *is* 4/20 after all...

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  16. Great spelling at einstein.stanford.edu by Limburgher · · Score: 1, Funny

    Please use the links on the left to brows thought the image categories. Fantastic!!!

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  17. Moon.. naSa.. MOoN..NAsa..moo.... by b100dian · · Score: 2, Funny

    a spinning sphere, a telescope and a star Well, if one of these would have been left aside, the production costs could have been used to make a whole movie (2hrs) on the Moon, .. if there remains any land not already sold : )

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  18. Girlfriend, huh? by shigelojoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you sure you're posting on the right site?

  19. Re:That's a lot of money to spend by Cujo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please explain the downside of SUVs plunging off cliffs...

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