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An anonymous reader writes "Like every company, we have an office prankster. So, whenever anything goes wrong -- say, your chair starts making unusual noises or your CD tray starts popping out for no reason, invariably you'll look up and see Dave, our esteemed leader, grinning foolishly at his handywork. So really, Damon shouldn't have been surprised when he came into the office one otherwise-normal Monday morning to find this. Nor should James have been surprised when he showed up early one morning to this birthday surprise. It certainly keeps us on our toes." Ah, the joys of not telecommuting ...
goatsex diagrams are a kind of musical score for goatsex. a sequence of 'before' and 'after' pictures that allow goatsex designers to record and distribute their designs, and craft goatsex to reproduce the designs for themselves.
Each picture is numbered to show the sequence in which they should be read. Sometimes the pictures are arranged in rows so that they can be read in sequence from left to right across the page in the same way that you read a book, but more usually they are arranged in a less formal way in steps, curves or even spirals, so you need to take care to follow the sequence properly.
The 'before' pictures are marked with folding symbols that show you which part of the paper moves during the fold, where it ends up and where the crease will form. The 'after' pictures show you what the paper will look like once the fold has been made.
The secret of reading diagrams is to always look one step ahead. If you know what the result of the fold should be before you start to make it you are much more likely to get it right first time.
The trolls around here are getting worse
Senetor Chuck Hegel says it may be time to fire up the draft!
Of course they probably won't do until after you reelect Bush, it would be political suicide before the election.
But after November the coast is clear and we can fire up the draft!
I mean you supported the war didn't you?! Well now you can REALLY show your support! By going to Iraq and fighting! Isn't that great! It's like a dream come true now all the hawks that wanted this war so bad will actually get to go fight it!
Oh ya, and they will be coming for the unemployed people first so get ready! Who knows after you risk life and limb rebuilding Iraq your corporation that you work for will outsource your job to Iraq! Sweet! Free trade rocks!
Yay, free markets! Yay, War!!!
His websites about to be slashdotted! muahaha...
Hail the GNAA!
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EXTOLLO HFIS NOSTRUM REX
HFIS VALIDUS!
HFIS POTENS!
HFIS INFLAMMATIO!
HFIS VESTRUM REX!
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[...]noboady or anything was dammaged... I think its realy important to have a good laught in work it[...]
I hope your new business isn't in proofreading.
TK
My commute is 10 minutes, 15 on my pushbike, 40 if I walk.
I usually work a 37 hour week
Exceptionally, this week I'm going to work 50 hours.
Every extra hour I work I can claim as overtime, or I will flex off. Due to my tax situation, and general slackness, the latter will do.
If you don't routinely spend half your life at work, then it no longer has to be socially fulfilling. You can get in, do it, get out, and then, as I do usually, race yachts 1.5 days a week.
Anyway, thanks for the in-depth analysis, that's saved me 10c for a fortune cookie.
If InteractiveTools had designed HTTP and HTML, they'd be using it, alone, in their basement.
Good luck taking me to court for distributing this, guys!!! The rumour in Vancouver is that you'll try.
mod parent down as flame/offtopic
- I regret my previous post.