Need A Few Post-Its Around The Office?
An anonymous reader writes "Like every company, we have an office prankster. So, whenever anything goes wrong -- say, your chair starts making unusual noises or your CD tray starts popping out for no reason, invariably you'll look up and see Dave, our esteemed leader, grinning foolishly at his handywork. So really, Damon shouldn't have been surprised when he came into the office one otherwise-normal Monday morning to find this. Nor should James have been surprised when he showed up early one morning to this birthday surprise. It certainly keeps us on our toes." Ah, the joys of not telecommuting ...
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s/handywork/handiwork
You're old school? I beta tested the motherf***ing abacus!
Oh, we'll get much, much worse...
Around my office, we have a tradition as well. At 12:00:05, the MOHAA server comes up and we spend our lunch hour chomping sandwiches between rocket attacks. Great fun, and the looks on the faces of the unaware are priceless. "Going out for lunch? No, thanks. I'm going to kill some co-workers."
I did the very same thing, but the nice FBI agents didn't seem to find the humor in it.
I suspect he speaks for everyone who is more than a few years out of college and would be hurt if they did lose their job. Work is called "work" for a reason. If you don't learn that lesson I know some people in Bangalor who will (indirectly).
Happy Workers != Productive workers
Productive Workers == Happy Managers