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Build Your Own Imperial Star Destroyer

tashanna writes "I got an e-mail from my brother with a link to this. Someone has built an Imperial Star Destroyer model from the original Star Wars movie that's appropriately-sized for the 4" action figures. The guy made it with an armory, bridge, cell bay, computer room, engineering (split over 2 levels), Darth Vader's chamber, conference room, troop rest room, medical bay and it measures 2 meters, by 1.5 meters, by 1 meter and is for sale on Ebay. There are interior photos on the eBay site. Ummm... WOW!"

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  1. Not So Fast by JollyGoodChase · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's not Imperial, that's butter!

  2. Special Modified Star Destroyer by QEDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comes with the Chewbacca Defense system!

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    1. Re:Special Modified Star Destroyer by Rone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Comes with the Chewbacca Defense system!

      What are you babbling about? A Chewbacca defense system?

      That does NOT MAKE SENSE!

  3. Ah! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 5, Funny
    To put it in classic Slashdot form:

    1)Waste hours of life building scale star-destroyer model.
    2)Post star-destroyer for sale on ebay.
    3)Post story on /. with link to auction
    4)PROFIT!!!!

    Now before you mod me flamebait, realize this is a joke, and dammit I want one of these, but am both too poor and too lazy to ever have one.

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  4. Is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pissing off Kuat Drive Yards by copying their patended ship design seems like a real bad idea.

    He should have waited until we have atleast one orbital defense platform up.

  5. What a brilliant idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Advertising your ebay auctions through an article on /. Brilliant!

    All I gotta do is come up with some sort of geeky spin on a complete set of Mama's Family videotapes and I'll finally get these goddamned things off my hands.

  6. Err by neuro.slug · · Score: 5, Funny

    But it doesn't have a Mr. Coffee or Mr. Radar! Damn you, Lone Star!!

  7. Oh boy! by Bon+bons · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes! Now us (boys) men can take our (dolls) collectable figurines and (play) display them in a scale size (doll-house) terrarium!

  8. Re:No longer for sale. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think this guy might be quite clever. He's using eBay to host pics, for free, that can withstand a slashdotting! Of course he doesn't want to sell it, there's no way he can get anywhere near what his time and effort that went into is worth.

  9. thanks! by jellocat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read the summery and was like, "What is a Star Wars"?!?! Then I was relieved to see you had a link so I could easily find out more about those Star Wars.

    Love,
    Duh McObvious

  10. Re:This model is way out of scale by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Funny
    This isn't a model. This is a kid's dollhouse.

    What gave you that idea? The picture of the kid next to it, the 4" Star Wars dolls shown inside the Star Destroyer, or the text indicating that it was made for play?

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  11. Re:Come on! by G-funk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not to mention that if that model is in scale with 4" toys, that's the biggest 5 year old in the world.

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  12. Re:News for Nerds. Stuff that matters by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yea. It's wrong to make money on anything.

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  13. How to build your own Star Destroyer by tekrat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Step 1) Get Yourself and 25,000 metric tons of steel into space.

    Step 2) Start Welding.

    Step 3) ??????

    Step 4) PROFIT!

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  14. Build Your Own Imperial Star Destroyer by slittle · · Score: 5, Funny

    # BUGBUG: put ingress filtering on this vent.
    # someone might want to... I dunno... shoot a
    # torpedo down there or something.

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  15. That's no five year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a space station!