Military Develops Liquid Body Armor
kai5263499 writes "Military.com has an article about a new liquid body armor the U.S. Army Research Laboratory has developed. According to Dr. Eric Wetzel, the project coordinator: 'The key component of liquid armor is a shear thickening fluid. STF is composed of hard particles suspended in a liquid. The liquid, polyethylene glycol, is non-toxic, and can withstand a wide range of temperatures. Hard, nano-particles of silica are the other components of STF. This combination of flowable and hard components results in a material with unusual properties'."
- Man in liquid armor
walking down the lab hallway.
- Man
in liquid armor enduring heat.
- Liquid
armor on half a face
Your tax dollars at work.This is joey, the lab assistant, going on a coffee run.
This test killed a few of our volunteers, but after many tries we finally worked out all the kinks.
We do half the face in case the armor blinds the test subject, at least he'll have one good eye left. (Lessons learned from the "heat" test, we apply the same principal for the genitals as well.)
Lots of salt or huge silica gel packets.
In the next james bond movie they will use this stuff in breast implants to make SUPER boobs.
Does this non-toxie liquid stuff mean that if I were to drink it, I would be bulletproof? Wicked!
Any chemist worth his salt would be able to answer that.
"We would first like to put this material in a soldier's sleeves and pants..."
So the hookers of the future will ask soldiers, "Is that shear-thickening liquid armor in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?"