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Text Messaging-Enabled Crystal Chandelier Shown In Milan
An anonymous reader writes "The Austrian crystal manufacturer Swarovski showed a chandelier capable of displaying text messages via SMS at last week's Milan furniture fair. The Ron Arad-designed piece was at the
center of the attention during the opening show, with hundreds of partygoers sending
uncensored messages to the chandelier. More info can be found at the official Swarovski site, and photos of the construction are available at the manufacturer's website."
I realize that this thing was intended as a "look at me!" publicity stunt, but it is indicative of a trend that I'm really fascinated by: the notion of Internet-enabled "glance-able" technologies. More mainstream examples (if you can call these mainstream) include the Microsoft SPOT technology as implemented in Fossil and Sunto watches, as well as the more elegant implementations by Ambient technologies. (They sell an excellent "dashboard" device that has analog "VU" style meters that respond to various configurable events--web traffic, weather, etc. I want one. That's a hint, ThinkGeek folks. You need to carry these.)
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As a user of the SPOT watch, I can say that the argument "Yeah, but I can look that information up in my web browser or on my cell phone" doesn't hold up in the real world: there's a difference between actively looking something up and simply glancing at an object on the wall, or being peripherally aware of a more subtle way of indicating the status of something important to you. (Another great ambient device, the Orb, glows in a different color based on Internet-based information.) Do you pull up a web page to see what time it is? Of course not--you look at a wall clock, or your watch... why not do the same for weather? For stock quotes? For Instant Messages? For traffic information? Heck... your Slashdot karma?
I hope that this kind of technology (in less gaudy form than this hideous chandelier) takes off. I really think it is useful. However, in terms of text messaging or Instant Messages, they are less useful because of the inherent one-way nature of the devices. However, my wife sends IMs to my SPOT watch all the time.
jrjBlog
Next thing you know, it's making deals with Lore and wiping out entire plants.
The chandelier ships with the default message "Hey you down there...you have waaay too much money."
If I could make this sig kill you, I would.
For some reason, my links to Ambient got munged...
Just go to AmbientDevices.com to check out the orb and the dashboard.
jrjBlog
"Hey! U! Yeah, U! The hot blonde Swedish chick at the IKEA booth. Wanna hook up? Here's my # ......."
Drill baby drill - on Mars
It would be nice to walk in and have Slashdot headlines rolling above me...
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This is a pickpocket's dream. The chiropractor will make out like a bandit, too, with everyone's neck craned upward to the ceiling all the time.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
Step 1: Build a chrystal chandelier that displays SMS messages.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!
If only they could make the same thing with those phones each one of us has at home to do the same thing ?
Maybe we could carry around those phones and even trade messages with each others..
Oh..wait..
There's nothing like an advertising laden chandelier to make your ballroom feel like a subway station.
As tempting as it is to buy a $30,000 text-messaging chandelier, I'm holding out until they invent the text-messaging disco ball.
When that comes out... oh, man. Boogeying will never be the same.
an anonymous way to say things like, "Hey Bob, your fly is unzipped. And Cindy, you have bad breath. Munch some Certs, will ya? Martha, shave your armpits, and that dress makes your butt look huuuuuge."
Table-ized A.I.
Coming soon to those large, ugly chandeliers found in hotel function rooms.
wonderful, now we get a light fixture that can be 0wned or wormed, and we'll be in the dark as well as spammed at the table. abort, retry, relamp?
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
Oh great, it's called "Lolita."
Good luck finding any info on a chandelier after Googling THAT word...
Yup...
How long untill the chandelier reads "f1rst p0st!1!1-w00t!!11!11" ?
1st chndlier post!!!
/.ed da chndlier!
in soviet rssa,chndlier enbls U!
imgn a Bwlf clustr of thse!
dos it rn linux?
1)mke txt chndlier 2)?? 3)Profit!
hey natalie:P wna get nkd&petrfied?i got hot grits!;)
y00 d00ds we
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You gotta admit, nothing says "I have more money than brains" than a text-messaging chandelier that costs more than a new car.
Your wealthy dinner guests will be awed for about ten minutes, while your less-wealthy friends snicker at you behind their napkins.
... you insensitive clod!!!
(OTOH, it is in So.Cal., so weather is the same all year long anyway...)
Paul B.
Pointless and impractical as it would be, I'd love to see a big Diamondvision-esque display screen where all the pixels are Swarovski crystals like on that chandelier. I'm imagining it as some big, beautiful extravagance for a James Bond-esque villain to use as the centerpiece of his subter-volcanoian lair. Then Cate Archer comes in. She's been swimming and her hair is wet. Our eyes meet, and she walks towards me. I offer her champagne.
"Only if you drop the Walther PPK you have hidden in the small of your back," she says.
"How did you know?" I ask.
"I've been watching you," says Cate, "and though you're an evil mastermind, I find myself irresistably drawn to you. I'd undress, but I should answer that phone first."
Phone?
waitaminnit...
Oh, DAMMIT! I'm still at work.
grr.
Oh yeah, well I have an XML toothbrush. Neener neener on you Chandelier people.
so if you brush in the morning, but don't close out the day by brushing at night, your day is invalid?
Can you imagine the result if one of the growing number of text messaging spammers got ahold of the number for your chandelier?
You would be sitting at dinner with the lights beeping every 20 seconds and messages showing up saying
Natural herb increases size by 50-100%
Drunk high school girls waiting for you at badpornsite.com
I'm thinking I'll take a pass on the text messaging enabled chandelier.