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Legoland Introduces Wi-Fi Tracking for Kids
mindless4210 writes "Lego announced today the successful deployment of a full-scale child-tracking system within Legoland Billund in Europe. The tracking system, deployed by Bluesoft, Inc and KidSpotter, allows park visitors keep track of their children using one of the world's largest Wi-Fi tracking networks. The children must wear a wrist band with a Wi-Fi tag on it, and if they become separated, parents simply send a text message from their mobile phone, and receive an automated response giving them the accurate location of their child."
Eagerly awaiting my wristband courtesy of Ashcroft!
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What about using it to find the freaking remote control?
Keep the faith, share the code
At least they're honest.
No, they're just stupid. A child is not an animal, it's a human being. Why don't they give their child chastity belts so that pedophiles can't rape them?
This is called education: watch over your kid, but don't fuck with him because he's trying to live his kid's life. If you're scared that he might be kidnapped, just teach him to cry in the loudest way possible, it's very easy.
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