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The Bugatti Veyron

An anonymous reader writes "OK, most /.ers cannot afford the Veyron, but reading this article at HowStuffWorks is still fascinating. How do you fit 1,000 horsepower into a compact engine? How do you keep a passenger car on the road at 250+ MPH? The article links to a set of videos on the Veyron engine that are also very good. Are there any cars out there better than this?" There's also a story by Popular Science.

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  1. On the road? by snake_dad · · Score: 5, Funny
    How do you keep a passenger car on the road

    Who cares? I want my flying car!

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  2. Re:What? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a Veyron you insensitive clod!

    Modding your 1982 Pinto doesn't count.

  3. W-16? by CptKron · · Score: 5, Funny
    A W-16 engine that can produce 1,001 horsepower
    Every true rice boy knows anything more than four cylinders and a coffee can muffler is a waste.
  4. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have a French tank?

  5. How... by ottffssent · · Score: 5, Funny
    How do you keep a passenger car on the road at 250+ MPH?


    Well, here in the USA, we do use very heavy passengers:)
  6. You there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fill it up with petroleum distillate, and revulcanize my tires! Posthaste!

  7. Re:Further questions... by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't. That's part of the beauty of it.

    KFG

  8. So obvious... by Phexro · · Score: 4, Funny

    "How do you keep a passenger car on the road at 250+ MPH?"

    The answer for most people is: you don't.

  9. Shop or compare prices by Rob+Parkhill · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like how the HowStuffWorks article has a "Shop or Compare Prices" link at the very end.

    It doesn't come up with too many matches, though.

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  10. Bugatti Accessory by Barkmullz · · Score: 2, Funny


    The perfect accessory to the Bugatti

    I am a karma whore.

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  11. Better way by Jozer99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see a better way to get that much power. Make a redundant array of independant cars, or RAIC. Take 10 Kias, and weld them together. You get 1200 hp, plus better mileage. Also, who needs run flat tires, if it breaks down, pry one of the Kias out and drive to get help.

  12. Re:My car is better... by starm_ · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're lucky there isn't a moderation
    -1 Excessive use of reality

  13. HowStuffWorks is about to learn one more thing... by TV-SET · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and that is "How Slashdot works". :)

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  14. Re:Random fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bah! I can accelerate 9.8m/s**2 in my sleep!

  15. Re:My car is better... by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
    > Not that the Bugatti wouldn't be a lot of fun, but I doubt I'd have my license very long if I owned one of those.

    They have to catch you before they can charge you.

    "Next week... on FOX! World's Wildes-HOLY FARK, LOOK AT THAT CAR GO!"

  16. Re:Random fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    As someone famous once said...

    Drive FASTER.. until the THRILL OF SPEED overcomes the FEAR OF DEATH!

  17. Luxury My Ass by dbretton · · Score: 3, Funny

    No bluetooth!

  18. Shop or Compare Prices by ajd1474 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cool, there is a "Shop or Compare Prices" link at the end of the article!

    'We couldn't find any product matches on Shopping.com for "the Bugatti Veyron"'

    Damn!

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  19. Re:Most of the criticisms... by QuantumRiff · · Score: 4, Funny

    First rule of driving in Southern California. On the highways, cut off the sports cars.. their breaks are better and their owners are more motivated to miss you! ;)

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  20. Minor fault by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Okay. so this is all great and well...

    But how do the breaks work?

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  21. Re:Random fact... by Danse · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's ok. If you haven't lost the cops within 15 minutes, you're screwed anyway :)

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  22. Re:250MPH? by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

    400lbs is a ton

    Damn you metric sytem!

  23. Re:Random fact... by Relyt · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

  24. Re:Random fact... by Animaether · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was about to make a potentially insightful post on the human muscalatory system and how it provides superior acceleration... until I read through to "200" and realized you meant motorbike, not bicycle :(

  25. Re:Random fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a matter of power/weight ratio, therefore a bike which has a 180hp engine and weighs 170kgs like the 'zuki will have you cream your pants the same way ;)


    Ewww...You're never getting a ride in my Bugatti, mister!

  26. Got your 1000hp+ SUV right here! by MachDelta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yup. Its called a 797. Caterpillar 797.
    V24 diesel engine, with four turbos. Three thousand, four hundred ponies. Yeah, you heard me: 3400hp.
    Seven forward gears. 42 inch brakes. Can haul up to 380 tons of your kids crap.
    Course, it only does like 42mph (loaded) while getting 0.3 mpg. Yes, at 47 feet long and 23 feet tall, its kind of hard to park. But you can rest assured that your 13 foot tires are bigger than your neighbours' Escalade! Or his entire Chevvy for that matter.

    Yours for only 3.4 million! (Some assembly required).


    (PS: All joking aside, i've seen one of these beasts up close, and they're just insane. The pictures don't even do it justice.)

  27. Re:Ouch by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
    You have a French tank?

    Nope... French tanks are the ones with enormous firepower, great performance, and terrific soldiers inside them, but which are unfortunately in entirely the wrong location. British tanks are the ones the Americans give the joke IFF circuits to. German tanks are the ones we hope like hell they never decide to use again.

    It's Italian tanks that have the high reverse performance.

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