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MIT Student Grills Valenti on Fair Use

kcsduke writes "Following a recent speech at MIT on Movies in the Digital Age (streaming audio available), MPAA front man Jack Valenti sat down for a revealing interview with The Tech, MIT's student newspaper. In this entertaining read, Keith J. Winstein grills Valenti on fair use and the right to play DVDs under GNU/Linux. My favorite part is when Winstein shows a dumbfounded Valenti a six-line DVD descrambler he's designed, to which Valenti responds with language inappropriate for the Slashdot homepage. Throughout the interview, Valenti demonstrates his ignorance and misunderstanding of fair use."

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  1. Best. Excerpt. Ever. by ghettoboy22 · · Score: 5, Funny

    [Winstein shows Valenti his six-line "qrpff" DVD descrambler.]

    The Tech: If you type that in, it'll let you watch movies.

    Jack Valenti: You designed this?

    The Tech: Yes.

    Jack Valenti: Un-fucking-believable.

  2. Inappropriate for the Slashdot homepage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cause it's spelled right?

  3. Valenti swearing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Valenti is 82 years old. I have a hard time believing he said "un-fucking-believable." More likely he called Keith a "good for nothing whippersnapper" and then hurled his cane at him.

  4. inappropriate? by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny
    Valenti responds with language inappropriate for the Slashdot homepage.

    Valenti replies with ascii-art pr0n? Cool!

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  5. after reading the interview by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Funny

    thats truly amazing how Jack Valenti has no clue about the position he is taking.

    none whatsoever.

    scary.

    maybe I should get into the MPAA. im pretty clueless most of the time also, i'd fit right in.

  6. Forgot some lines... by Famatra · · Score: 4, Funny

    [Winstein shows Valenti his six-line "qrpff" DVD descrambler.]

    The Tech: If you type that in, it'll let you watch movies.

    Jack Valenti: You designed this?

    The Tech: Yes.

    Jack Valenti: Un-fucking-believable.


    The Tech: And look at this thing called Freenet, it allows you to publish movies without fear of being caught.

    Jack Valenti: Oh my fucking heart, stop! <dies>

  7. Re:Inappropriate language for Slashdot by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny
    Not quite, it's a misunderstanding. Valenti was impressed, and to try to impress and one-up the interviewer, he responded in Perl. Once the interview was transcribed however, well:

    Valenti: You designed this?

    Interviewer: Yup.

    Valenti: #!$p<>{};!?!!

    You can see it might have been misinterpreted as being the transcriber censoring the interview. It's all just a misunderstanding.

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  8. Huh? by AceCaseOR · · Score: 5, Funny
    Valenti responds with language inappropriate for the Slashdot homepage

    There's langauage inappropriate for Slashdot? News for me.

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  9. Re:Best. Excerpt. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Jack Valenti: Un-fucking-believable.
    Did you misunderstand? He's saying it's unbelievable that a DMCA violator would show him proof right to his face!
  10. Re:Best. Excerpt. Ever. by ameoba · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's actually a very common reaction to seeing your first Perl code & being told that it is not only human readable but actually performs a useful function.

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  11. Re:Best. Excerpt. Ever. by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are people who've been writing perl code for years and still don't believe the language is "human readable".

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  12. Re:Many and Few? by superflippy · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can't have public policy that is aimed at 100,000 people when the other multi-multi-millions are also involved.

    I think the "multi-multi-millions" he's referring to are dollars, not people.

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  13. Re:Don't underestimate Valenti by Spazholio · · Score: 5, Funny

    Second, whenever one of those trailers plays in a theater with several hundred college students inside, everyone's gut response is laughter. I think the first time I saw one of those interviews was right before Spiderman, and the whole theater was balling. (emphasis mine)

    Errrr....I think you mean bawling, as balling is usually illegal in a theater, and it's unusual to see an entire theatre doing it at once...

  14. Re:Best. Excerpt. Ever. by Omega1045 · · Score: 4, Funny

    A fellow programmer once called C++ a "write-only" language. I guees this could be extended to PERL.

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  15. Re:Best. Excerpt. Ever. by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 5, Funny

    looks like there are just a lot of hard returns missing where, in any other context, any sane programmer would put them in.

    No one claimed that Perl is sane.

  16. Re:Best. Excerpt. Ever. by jmpresto_78 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perl isn't sane??? No WONDER my scanner doesn't work!!

    (I couldn't resist...)

  17. Re:Agreed by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

    The DMCA isn't all bad. In time, the parts that are unconstitutional will be repealed and the parts that are vague will be clarified.

    Don't you mean: in time, the parts of The Constitution that conflict with the DMCA will be clarified.

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