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On the Trail to Atlantis

Bifurcati writes "Scientists claim to have found the lost city of Atlantis, off the coast of Cyprus. They apparently have used sonar to detect the sunken landmass, and even identify geographical features. They seem confident, but all the same, I wouldn't go buying Atlantian artifacts on Ebay just yet."

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  1. Predicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't believe it: Atlantis was predicted to be found in 2012!

    1. Re:Predicted by mcx101 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just a link to back up that comment about Antarctica here.

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    2. Re:Predicted by Chalybeous · · Score: 3, Funny

      What makes this guy so sure he's found Atlantis and not Ry'leh?

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    3. Re:Predicted by Lev13than · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, 2012 is the year the Mayan calendar's cycle ended, which has been picked up as the date for the end of the world by some.

      Oh great - now we're going to have to deal with eight years of Y2.012K-inspired panic. You know the hype... "the Pyramid of Uxmal will stop working", "the Tzolkin calendar will start giving the wrong dates for crop planting". About the only upside is that there's going to be a massive run on glyph carvers to make the necessary updates.

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    4. Re: Predicted by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


      > What makes this guy so sure he's found Atlantis and not Ry'leh?

      He's still alive.

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    5. Re:Predicted by Chalybeous · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can see the headlines now:
      "Discoverer of Atlantis finds lost city in Pacific, loses 2D6+3 SAN"

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    6. Re:Predicted by athakur999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wouldn't consider Pravda to "back up" anything. The front page has links to stories such as "alien visits Russians province", "Israel opens gates of Hell", and "Jesus Christ born in Ukraine". :)

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    7. Re:Predicted by flewp · · Score: 3, Funny

      ARG!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, I am 14 and i know that it was just a story Plato used to illustrate what will happen if you disobey the gods! Jeez, Disney is okay, but you guys!?!?!?!?!?! ARG!!!

      You're only fourteen? LIKE, NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    8. Re:Predicted by at_kernel_99 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but is that as stupid as the pre-roman system? I mean, what were they counting down to??

    9. Re:Predicted by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Virgins? gee, we're not going to find any around here.

      er, hang on a minute...

    10. Re:Predicted by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 2, Funny
      About the only upside is that there's going to be a massive run on glyph carvers to make the necessary updates.

      The bad part about that is that modern languages don't have any drivers for the glyph carvers--and since they're legacy hardware, the only documentation is in Mayan.... Better look at this Mayan calander site while it's still working.

  2. StarGate by tekrat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought SG-1 discovered Atlantis? BTW: I think this is my first post as a "first" post!

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    1. Re:StarGate by jabex · · Score: 2, Funny

      And it's not even on Earth man, how did they use radar to detect the lost city of the Ancients in another galaxy.

      Pfft, I call bs on this story. Unless Teal'c ... wait... damn I need to get a life.

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    2. Re:StarGate by Tomahawk · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought SG-1 discovered Atlantis?

      Nope, McGyver helped discover Atlantis in one of the movies alright. Same actor - Richard Dean Anderson.

      IIRC, he then destroyed some of it in order to escape.

      Bloody hooligans...


      T.

    3. Re:StarGate by muffen · · Score: 4, Funny

      McGyver helped discover Atlantis in one of the movies alright. Same actor - Richard Dean Anderson. IIRC, he then destroyed some of it in order to escape.

      Let me guess, he built a bomb out of a bag of crisps, added some water and made it a hydrogen bomb, right? :)

      I miss McGyver sometimes, I still remember the episode where he started his car (dead battery) by putting two plugs in a cactus :)

    4. Re:StarGate by jonnystiph · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope, McGyver helped discover Atlantis in one of the movies alright

      Wrong again, it was Scrooge McDuck in Duck Tales. Geeze do you people know nothing of history? Why do you think these cartoons are aired? You were supposed to be taking notes damnit.

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  3. Cool. by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just be careful with those Orichalcum beads.

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  4. Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Don't they dicover it every summer? I mean right after interviewing the Loch Ness monster about Space Aliens?

    Those Atlanteans must've been really stupid.. All that redundancy, and their cities still all sank...

  5. Indiana Jones by Zarhan · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long as they are not going to find bunch of Oricalcum beads and start converting themselves to higher beings (or making nuclear bombs), good luck for them..

    But the first thing I thought when I saw the news was the good adventure game by Lucasarts game.

  6. Claimed? by CleverNickedName · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doesn't Disney already have rights to the place?

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  7. let me get this straight by chegosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    They've found Atlantis, and Linux is set to overtake Windows within three years?

    1. Re:let me get this straight by Jesrad · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot about life on Mars and cold fusion.

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  8. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Now if only I could find the lost Atari cartridge of Atlantis.

    That was a fun ass game.

  9. Of cause by S3D · · Score: 1, Funny

    They were using zero-point energy powered flying submarine Aurora-X to locate it. They also located ancient underwater nazy base destroyed by UFO crash nearby.

    1. Re:Of cause by Azathfeld · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man, I hate when my bases get all nazy.

    2. Re:Of cause by eclectro · · Score: 1, Funny


      Actually, the navy being lazy, or nazy, used dowsing rods to find Atlantis.

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  10. Excellent. by paul248 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope they find those infinite power crystal thingies down there.

  11. Yeah I've seen it by onebuttonmouse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coca cola plant, Delta hub.. oh Atlantis, right.

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  12. Question by dirtsurfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    So how come Atlantis is still the lost city if people keep discovering it? :\

    1. Re:Question by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 2, Funny

      So then I guess that means there will be a new documentary out soon called "Finding Nemoy"?

  13. The JFK connection. by tukkayoot · · Score: 2, Funny
    "On the Trail to Atlantis"? Sounds a lot like On the Trail of the Assasins. Soon we'll finally we can bring President Kennedy's murderers to justice!

    Think I'm stretching? Stop burying your head in the sand. This can't be just a coincidence.

  14. Robert Sarmast by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 4, Funny
    Here's his biography which was written in promotion of one of his books (so it's pretty biased to make him come off well).

    Sarmast works in architecture, and describes himself as a "mythologist". He is very interested in "ancient mysteries". He supports himself by doing "odd jobs" and as his hobby studies "Atlantology" and travels. His "research" is privately funded.

    What is pretty funny, is that his biography states he cooperates with "specialists at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA)". They even supplied him with "a digitized file of the existing raw data ... a document that was over 2,500 pages long". I can imagine the following conversation between two of those "specialists":

    S1: "That crackpot is on the phone again."

    S2: "Please, not now. Besides, it's your turn to talk to him."

    S1: "Come on, I'm busy."

    S2: "Just blow him off."

    S1: "Then he'll just phone again in a few hours."

    S2: "I have an idea. Let's give him some data that will really keep him busy for the next six months."

    S1: "What data?"

    S2: "Just give him everything."

    S1: "But he won't be able to do anything with it. It's just raw data!"

    S2: "That's the point. He's a crank. He has studied Atlantology, for Christ's sake. He is used to immerse himself in meaningless stuff!"

  15. Old news by Gadzinka · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is old news.

    Atlantis is a lost colony of the Ancients. There will be series about it starting around July, 22 episodes or so.

    Robert

    PS ;)

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  16. I wouldn't go buying Atlantian artifacts on Ebay by Orgazmus · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean that the authentic statue i bought was a ripoff?

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  17. Hidden depths by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did they find Patrick Duffy's career whilst they were there?

  18. Re:I need more info! by bsartist · · Score: 4, Funny

    It stands to reality as does Geo. Washington's dad's fictitious ex-cherry tree, which there's also no point in going out to look for.

    Well, of course there's no point in looking for that. George chopped it down. ;-)

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  19. Re:Scientists? by Detritus · · Score: 1, Funny
    Scientists don't make grandiose claims before they've even left to do their investigation.

    I assume you've never read a grant proposal?

    Scientists are just as human as the rest of us mere mortals. Scientists doing public fundraising for expeditions have been known to hype their subject of interest.

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  20. Re:I need more info! by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, of course there's no point in looking for that. George chopped it down. ;-)

    And then tossed it onto Atlantis, which then blew up, and sank.

    KFG

  21. Good Week for Slashdot by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, let me get this straight. So far this week, we've seen an article revisiting cold fusion as being possible now, and one that somebody's found Atlantis.

    If I don't see one about Sasquatch being located coming up (and that he uses Linux) before the end of the week, I'm going to be terribly disappointed.

  22. Atlantis? Bah! by lurwas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Atlantis is for sissys.

    The Big question is where is R'lyeh?

    And don't give me: 47 degrees 9 minutes south, 126 degrees 43 minutes west,
    they have already looked there...:P

    1. Re:Atlantis? Bah! by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Funny

      oh great, I read that aloud & woke Him up. I sure hope He doesn't eat my hea ajs;dlkjfa;lkjfsa;ldjkfsasfkjd; 220 CONNECTION TIMED OUT

  23. Re:Bah, Atlantis wont be found until... by muffen · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ahhhrg.... the costumes in the gallery on that page... wormhole extreme flashback ...

    The best thing about Stargate was that it looked like it was happening right now.. did that have to start using uber-scifi-costumes? :(

  24. Re:I need more info! by eam · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first thing that I thought of when I saw this on slashdot is what will happen 5000 years after the polar ice caps melt and New York is swallowed by the ocean.

    Will there be legends about the wonders of the lost city of New York? Will some intrepid explorers point at a submerged city off the eastern coast of what was the United States and claim that they found New York, never realizing that they really found Philadelphia? (silly mistake...even 5000 years into the future, the oil slick from all the cheese steak shops will still be rising up from the deep)

  25. ABC Needs Geography Lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    South of Cyprus, but between Cyprus and Syria? Well, between Cyprus and Syria lies Lebanon, so Atlantis must be Lebanon!! But wait! Lebanon is EAST of Cyprus, so the sinking of Atlantis/Lebanon is a metaphor for it attaching itself between Palestine and Turkey!!! Mystery solved!!!

  26. Re:I need more info! by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Funny
    And then tossed it onto Atlantis, which then blew up, and sank.

    But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're going to get, son, the strongest island city-state in the Agean.

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  27. Re:Atlantis is Stupid by GooberToo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Woe...woe...WOE!

    Are you trying to imply that there is not such thing as SG-1????? Are you implying Egypt doesn't exist either?!?! ;)

    And for the record, this years season was way too short. It had what, 6 episodes? Shesh.

    Cheers!

  28. Obligatory Futurama ref by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pfft, Atlantis was easy. Now we need to find... the legendary lost city of *Atlanta*!

    "Howdy, y'all!"

  29. Re:Sea-level rises and submerged islands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, Handcock reads slashdot and posts as AC? Hey dude, I don't believe your shit either. Stop trolling and get an education

  30. Milo Thatch has found Atlantis by CodeArt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Atlantis, The Lost Empire is the best DVD I have in my small collection.

  31. "Greeted with barely concealed mirth" by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Assuming this isn't a hacked site--and it certainly looks OK--please note that that ABC News Online Australia article concludes:

    "The alleged discovery has been greeted with barely concealed mirth by the Mediterranean island's tourism office."

    Editorializing a bit, are we?