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Going Back to the Moon and Mars

An anonymous reader writes "An interesting three-part interview with author Dr. Andrew Chaikin discusses whether humans or machines could best explore the moon or Mars and even whether a crew could get along with each other for three years on an extended mission. His Mars planning draws on Apollo mission transcripts, and he cites mishaps with the Apollo 15 lunar rover almost sliding catastrophically down a mountain, an astronaut argument as to who took the most famous earthrise picture and what after 14 months in space, the Russian record-holder uses to recover his land legs: 'One vodka, one sauna'."

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  1. My favorite quote by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're stayin we're goin' make up your mind... I vote we all stay and die.

  2. Oh, and... by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives, okay?

    1. Re:Oh, and... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1, Funny

      High salary?! I thought Al Qaida was a non-profit organisation and its terrorist were unpaid volunteers.

  3. Here's how you fund a Mars mission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You make it a REALITY SERIES.

    "Three astronauts, picked to live in a spaceship and have their mission taped to find out what happens when people take a trip to Mars and start being real. The Real Mars."

    If it takes 3 years, great! Imagine the ratings for each episode as they get closer to Mars, and the ratings for the finale? WOW!

    ABC/Disney needs something big to combat Survivor and the Apprentice. I believe this is it.

    1. Re:Here's how you fund a Mars mission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      And viewers get to vote who gets excluded from the radiation shield during particle storms? Awsome!

    2. Re:Here's how you fund a Mars mission by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great idea. I've always liked the idea of shooting shallow, obnoxious, good-looking people into space. Put Ryan Secrest or some other icon of triteness on there to host, then fire the whole capsule into space. You can add some extra drama by "missing" Mars and crashing the probe into Jupiter Shoemaker-Levy style.

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    3. Re:Here's how you fund a Mars mission by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      And viewers get to vote who gets excluded from the radiation shield during particle storms? Awsome!

      Actually it is boring because it is too predictable: The person voted out is either the nerd, minorities, or the guy with the red shirt.

    4. Re:Here's how you fund a Mars mission by oGMo · · Score: 4, Funny
      If it takes 3 years, great! Imagine the ratings for each episode as they get closer to Mars, and the ratings for the finale? WOW!

      Imagine the astronaut's reaction when a year into the mission, FOX cancels them.

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    5. Re:Here's how you fund a Mars mission by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      The person voted out is either the nerd, minorities, or the guy with the red shirt.

      So I guess Erkel would be completely screwed?

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    6. Re:Here's how you fund a Mars mission by aaron_ds · · Score: 3, Funny

      20 women vie for the love of on male pilot. As he searches for "The One". Systematically voting them off, he narrows down the competition. The twist: he isn't a pilot at all!

  4. Simple solution by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny
    even whether a crew could get along with each other for three years

    It seems we could solve two problems here. Since food for a bunch of astronauts is a problem on a three year mission, basically include enough for all but one, and at some point in the mission plan on the majority voting for one fellow astronaut who gets eaten, solving food problems and getting rid of the most annoying astronaut in one fell swoop! Film it for transmission back to earth and you could get TV funding too.

    1. Re:Simple solution by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Funny

      Easy to get not chosen to be eaten, just follow these guidelines:

      * Don't wash yourself. Ever.
      * Start each day with showing everyone your most unshowable parts.
      * Mention how much bad cholesterol you have.
      * Use publicly medication for any veneral decease you can think of.

      Although they would all vote to kick you out the nearest airlock in a swimsuit, none of them would consider eating you.

  5. No problem! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    mishaps with the Apollo 15 lunar rover almost sliding catastrophically down a mountain

    That's okay. I saw an AAA bumper sticker in one closeup.

  6. Re:Humans in space is just PR by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    ventually we'll need more room and more resources.....If something ever happens to this rock we're on, human kind is finished. If we can get off this rock and spread mankind throughout the universe, so much the better for us.

    Our destiny is to be a pernicious space virus, known as "humans".

  7. Re:STOP. FUCKING. AROUND. by kfg · · Score: 1, Funny

    Only far-fringe lunatics care if you use nuclear bombs in space

    We've done enough damage here on earth. I don't think it would be right to fill space with the radiative effects of nuclear reactions.

    KFG

  8. Re:Vote on going back to Moon or Mars by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 3, Funny

    Down modding? I say publish the trolls name and address here.

  9. "Fill space"?! by JessLeah · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space."

    --Douglas Noel Adams

  10. Re:STOP. FUCKING. AROUND. by mmmk · · Score: 1, Funny

    We better find a way to extinguish that damn sun then.

  11. Re:STOP. FUCKING. AROUND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    We've done enough damage here on earth. I don't think it would be right to fill space with the radiative effects of nuclear reactions.

    You are the dumbest sack of shit ever to draw oxygen. Space is already FILLED with radiation, you stupid, ignorant prick. You are the prime example of the original poster's description of far-fringe lunatic. Learn some godamned science, you brain fucked pile of dog shit. Die. Die. Die. Diiiiieeeeeee!

  12. Re:Science and exploration? by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or am I just being paranoid?

    Yes. I'd recommend a higher quality tinfoil in your hat, or double layer it.

  13. Better make it a double. by dexter+riley · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember reading that at the Chernobyl accident, the doctors gave the reactor workers vodka for its "anti-radiation" properties.

    If the cosmonaut's quote is any indication, Soviet space medicine has advanced beyond Soviet nuclear medicine, if only by the addition of the sauna.

  14. One disadvantage of robots is... by RotJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that they can't have hot space sex.

  15. Vodka? by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 2, Funny
    "...the Russian record-holder uses to recover his land legs: 'One vodka, one sauna'." "

    Pretty much sounds like Linus Torvalds releasing another Linux kernel.

  16. Re:Humankind? by incubusnb · · Score: 2, Funny
    or doesnt have DSL.

    you should be able to get Satellite though, you could be the only /.er in space

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  17. Re:one vodka by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually that was a slight miss-translation, he asked for a suana full of vodka.

    Mycroft

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  18. What do you mean... by soccerisgod · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...going back to the moon?

    What's that?
    Oh no!
    It's Buzz Aldrin!
    He's gonna punch me!

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  19. Going back...? by xeon4life · · Score: 2, Funny

    Going back to the moon...? Did we ever go there in the first place? Going back to the moon and Mars...? We went to Mars too? Where have I been!? ----- What if the moon missions were performed on a government sanctioned sound station? Perhaps in Area 51, or perhaps they just rented at Universal Studios... I mean, we couldn't possibly be left in the dust by the USSR! The Cold War was still being waged! It would have been what we call a "psychological victory" for the USSR. Just a thought. -Xeon

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