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Emotional Bonding with Space Probes

bfwebster writes "Space.com has a story on the scientists and technicians working on the Mars rovers, Spirit and Oppotunity--and how they will react when the rovers finally break down, go silent, or otherwise die. Of course, humans becoming emotionally involved with hardware is high on the list of overused science fiction cliches (see I.14), and humans were naming (and anthropomorphizing) their cars long before they started doing it to their computers. Some argue that anthropomorphic design can ease end-user acceptance [PDF], with some interesting results among toys for children. On the other hand, when software manufacturers try to give our computers some 'personality', we tend to vehemently react against it--witness Microsoft's attempts with the much-loathed Bob and Clippy. And when our personal computers are aged or ailing or simply misbehaving, we usually are more than happy to put them out of our misery. So in the case of Spirit and Opportunity, the issue may be the large investment of time, money, and professional credibility in having two semi-autonomous rovers 100 million miles away function correctly. Best quote from the Space.com story: when Spirit, early into its mission, shut down for reasons then unknown, the Spirit mission manager happened to get a phone call from her husband. He asked her how her day had been, and she said, 'Well...I think I'm personally responsible for the loss of a $400 million national asset.' Doncha hate it when that happens?"

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  1. My name is Bond by Cold+Winter+Days · · Score: 5, Funny

    Emotional Bond.

    1. Re:My name is Bond by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Funny

      My dearest VGER...

  2. Bob and Clippy by XMyth · · Score: 5, Insightful
    n the other hand, when software manufacturers try to give our computers some 'personality', we tend to vehemently react against it--witness Microsoft's attempts with the much-loathed Bob and Clippy.


    I don't know about everyone else, but *I* hated Bob and Clippy because they were not useful and quite aggrivating. Other things that lend toward personalization however, such as personalized menus, I find quite useful.

    1. Re:Bob and Clippy by nizo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Aside from being a moving blinking annoying thing in the corner of my screen, every time I see clippy I can't help but think how much time they spent programming that crappy little thing, instead of actually making their word processor/spreadsheet/etc better (and less bloated).

    2. Re:Bob and Clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it worked, it would have been better. An ambitious commercial experiment to be sure. Damn microsoft for daring to dream. Clippy was a less useful version of Bit in Tron. OLD idea, deceptively difficult to impliment in a non-trivial or non-aggrivating manner.

      And as easy as it is to blame microsoft, think about what they tried to do. They tried to predict what users wanted to do, and when they were in need of assistance using only the mouse and keyboard to measure the users state. More over they tried to do this in the course of humans going about human tasks.

      For your further edification its more than just one little doodad with a handful of skins. It's a whole API that has hooks for TTS and STT. Really inventive things could be done with that alone. The fact that nothing has speaks volumes about the difficulties involved with making computers responsive to human complexities.

      But I guess it's easier to be flip than to give microsoft props for how far they brought that lofty goal along, or the necessity of addressing the topic in question.

    3. Re:Bob and Clippy by jamonterrell · · Score: 2, Funny

      It looks like you are writing a hate-post about clippy.

      Would you like for me to:
      a. Divert your post to a want ad at alt.gay.sex
      b. Crash Internet Explorer and offer to send an error report
      c. Crash your computer with a GPF and silently erase your harddrive

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    4. Re:Bob and Clippy by endoboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and why is it Microsoft's fault that you chose not to do a full install?

    5. Re:Bob and Clippy by lactose99 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It isn't. It's Microsoft's fault for not modularizing the Office components, at least to a point where an Office Pro CD can be used to install the export components on a system installed with Office Standard and vice versa.

      I ran into a similar (and yet even more unusual) battle this weekend with my wife's PC at home. Its running Windows XP Home, installed with the Windows XP Home SP1 CD. I installed a CD-RW drive so she could burn mix CDs to take with her in the car. After I installed the CD-RW drive, she later complained that "the Internet is down again". After doing some initial troubleshooting I discovered that the TCP/IP stack somehow ate itself-- I tried an ipconfig /renew and I received "You are trying to perform an operation on something that is not a socket". Anyway, in the process of trying to get the TCP/IP stack reinstalled I decided to run System File Checker. To my great suprise, sfc immediately asked me to insert the Windows XP Professional SP1 CD to continue. As I mentioned, this machine was installed with XP Home SP1, so of course putting in the original install media did nothing. I thought I might be able to get around the issue with an XP Pro CD I have here for one of my laptop, but its an XP Pro SP0 CD, so that didn't work either.

      This is the first (and only thus far) case I've ever seen where Windows has needed to copy files from a CD of software that I don't even own, especially when I legally purchased the XP Home SP1 CD in the first place.

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    6. Re:Bob and Clippy by DoraLives · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Clippy was a less useful version of Bit in Tron. OLD idea, deceptively difficult to impliment in a non-trivial or non-aggrivating manner.

      Concur.

      They gave it their best shot, but they got it wrong.

      But then again, so did many others. Clippy notwithstanding, a day will come when personalized interaction with computers will not only exceed what now obtains between humans and pets, but also what now obtains what now obtains between humans and other humans. When this finally happens, there's gonna be some seriously weird shit going down along the lines of the ancient curse about living in interesting times.

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    7. Re:Bob and Clippy by linzeal · · Score: 3, Funny
      I had a car that did that, it was the greatest thing ever. We played with it a bit and found a way to slow down the voice and make it deep playing through my teen years bought subwoofer system it would be like darth vader on valium and would freak people out when they first encountered it. After getting those same subwoofers stolen I got an alarm installed that killed my car's "brain" for awhile till one day driving on the freeway it started PLEASE SERVICE ENGINE over and over again and I almost crashed the car.

      Damn cars with brains!

  3. Don't anthropomorphize compters... by ruzel · · Score: 5, Funny

    They hate that.

  4. Of course by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Geeks have to bond to machines. Real humans don't want us and can't be reprogrammed to want us :-P

  5. Clippy & bob are bad examples. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People didn't react badly to the anthropomorphizing, they reacted badly to the patronizing tone. Nobody would complain if they started Office 2K5 and were greated by The Librarian.

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    1. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nobody would complain if they started Office 2K5 and were greated by The Librarian.

      I wouldn't be happy if my machine kept telling me to be quiet.

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    2. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by Obfuscant · · Score: 5, Interesting
      ...they reacted badly to the patronizing tone.

      If by that you mean the ridiculous knocking on the monitor to get your attention while you were trying to concentrate on something else, yes. The problem was not the anthropomorphism, but that some annoying little twit kept interrupting serious thought to announce something trivial you could deal with later.

      Meatspace has the saying: "children should be seen and not heard." Microsoft ignored that.

    3. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by moosesocks · · Score: 3, Informative

      For those of you not familiar, The Librarian is a character in several Terry Pratchett novels.

      The Librarian is librarian at Unseen University (for wizards). After a freak magical accident, among other things, the librarian was transformed into an oranguatan. The librarian decided that he liked being an ape better than being a human, and decided to stay that way. He likes bananas.

      Now, personally, I'd perfer to see The Luggage as the next clippy. It would somehow be fitting....

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    4. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 2, Informative

      are you sure????????????????
      i think he meant the one from neil stephenson's "Snow Crash"... the librarian was a virtual reality AI assistant inside the metaverse

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    5. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, I guarantee you that I was talking about Neal Stephenson's Librarian, from Snow Crash.

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    6. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 2, Funny

      Greetings, I am the Librarian. I created Encarta. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although Windows has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. It is interesting reading your reactions. My five predecessors were, by design, based on a similar predication: a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the Office. While the others experienced this in a general way, my experience is far more specific. Vis-à-vis: perfect digital skin.

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  6. Again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
    We do not want marketers to pander to our emotions. We get attached to machines through long use and a feeling of companionship. Once you try to engineer such a feeling of companionship, it all falls apart. You have to be pretty naive to think you can create emotions towards products simply by engineering them in a particular fashion.

    Give it up Markedroids, we don't need you!

    1. Re:Again. by lone_marauder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's a pretty good point. I always considered Clippy Evil Incarnate, but I do regard vi as an old friend.

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  7. don't walk too close to me... by IsaacW · · Score: 4, Funny

    i don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals...

  8. Cached Copy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Robotics designers are working with psychologists here at Vanderbilt University to improve human-machine interfaces by teaching robots to sense human emotions. Such "sensitive" robots would change the way they interact with humans based on an evaluation of a person's mood.

    "We believe that many of our human-to-human communications are implicit -- that is, the more familiar we are with a person, the better we are at understanding them. We want to determine whether a robot can sense a person's mood and change the way it interacts with the human for more natural communications," said Vanderbilt assistant professor Nilanjan Sarkar.

    "We don't want to give a robot emotions; we just want them to be sensitive to our emotions," added Craig Smith, Vanderbilt associate professor of psychology and human development.

    Sarkar, an engineer, initiated the research project with Smith, a psychologist, with the insight that there is no universal method of detecting emotions in humans. This impressed Smith, who had independently noticed that years of research in psychology had failed to uncover the Rosetta stone of human emotions. The bottom line for both researchers was that people express the same emotions in different ways; thus, any "universal" method for detecting emotions with robots would be doomed.

    "Psychologists have been trying to identify universal patterns of physiological response since the early 1900s, but without success. We believe that the lesson to be learned there is that there are no such universal patterns," said Smith.

    Consequently, the team's research project has two parts: sensing the unique patterns of behavior that mark an individual person's emotions, and converting that information in real-time into actuator-style commands to the robot to facilitate communications between humans and machines.

    "We have established the feasibility of the individual-specific approach that we are taking, and there is a good chance that we can succeed," said Smith.

    Emotional data

    The approach taken by the researchers was adopted from voice- and handwriting-recognition technologies: Information on baseline features is compiled for each person, and then the features that indicate each mental state are identified for that person. Armed with their personalized emotion-recognition system, the researchers hope to use diverse data steams from users to create a more intuitive interface.

    In their prototype studies, sensors are worn by the person being monitored by the robot. For example, heart rate monitors would gauge the user's anxiety level, and the robotic responses would be adjusted accordingly. With the sensors in place on the subject, the researchers observe data streams for the subject in various situations, such as while the subject is playing a videogame.

    By subjecting each person to the same anxiety-producing situations in the game, the researchers obtained electrocardiogram profiles for specific mental states.

    One such experiment gathered information from the same user's sensors over a six-month period in order to validate the feasibility of the "personalized" approach.

    So far, Sarkar's team has performed preliminary analysis of the profiles using conventional signal-processing algorithms and experimental methods like fuzzy logic and wavelet analysis. They have found patterns in the variations in the interval between heartbeats that could be "personalized."

    Specifically, two frequency bands vary predictably with changes in stress. Sarkar's team is now conducting similar analyses using other available biosensors, including skin conductance (which changes when people sweat under stress) and facial muscles (such as furrowing the brow or clenching the jaw).

    The team is also expanding the programming of its small robot to allow the robot to make better use of this information when communicating with people.

    'I sense you are anxious'

    In a current experiment the small robot explores its environ

  9. easy one by theMerovingian · · Score: 4, Funny


    and she said, 'Well...I think I'm personally responsible for the loss of a $400 million national asset.

    Those women drivers... Sheesh!

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  10. You slashdotted my friend! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    You ruined Bobby, my favorite server. You slashdotting terrorists!

  11. Emotional Attachment by solarlux · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story heading was so long I almost formed an emotional attachment with IT...

  12. Understandable by sl8763 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The fact that these things are robots has nothing to do with attachment. It's the time and devotion that has gone into creating, testing, and improving them. It's like how a lot of people get attached to their first cars (even though they are always rust-bucket deathtraps). If you have enough history with something, you'll probably miss it when it's gone.

    1. Re:Understandable by jasno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think every engineer can relate to the post-project depression that comes after completing something you've totally immersing yourself in for months/years. Once you lose that strong sense of purpose it takes a bit to get interested in something else.

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  13. Emotional Bonding by stretch0611 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Scientists bond to space probes because they created them. As a programmer, I have an attachments to the software I created; if someone unfairly criticizes it sometimes I can take it personally.

    Things like Bob and Clippy are loathed because they were what the creator/Microsoft wanted, not necessarily what the users wanted. In these 2 specific cases they act like the end-user is a complete idiot (which may or may not be true). People take offense at hand holding if they can walk fine on their own.

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  14. How to write a summary by jsinnema · · Score: 2, Informative
  15. fun with anthropomorphizing by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Check out Opportunity's LiveJournal. It's good for a chuckle or two :)

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    1. Re:fun with anthropomorphizing by ahrenritter · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, there is a growing LiveJournal meme regarding spacer journals. Currently over two dozen of them. One of the communications satellites keeps a public friends filter of all of them available here:

      HGS1's Spacers List

      These journals are a blast to read. Check it out!

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  16. A matter of attitude... by dmayle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think that the spectacular failures of Clippy and Bob have more to do with the attitudes of the characters themselves than the idea. It's like that really upbeat perky girl in the office whom everybody hates. Give me a sarcastic little bitch for a computer, and I'd be happy to embrace such tech...

    1. Re:A matter of attitude... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Give me a sarcastic little bitch for a computer, and I'd be happy to embrace such tech...

      You mean automate my wife? *duck*

    2. Re:A matter of attitude... by OgGreeb · · Score: 3, Funny

      I always liked Clippy. I liked clicking on his wire and watching him grind through the machine.

      I don't have a lot to do much of the time.

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  17. Bonding with Space Probes by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny
    The new sci-fi porno space thriller, now available every Thursday on the SCI-FI channel.

    And of course, the reason we love our computers so much:


    10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends

    1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
    2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
    3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
    4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
    5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
    6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
    7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
    8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
    9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
    10. Computers never, EVER get a period.

    1. Re:Bonding with Space Probes by JudgeFurious · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, not only does your computer never mind you using other computers, it doesn't mind if you use multiple computers AT THE SAME TIME you're using it. Hell it joins right in without a peep of protest.

      Nobody ever failed trying to talk their computer into "cluster-a-trois".

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    2. Re:Bonding with Space Probes by Maax · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just imagine a Beowulf clu... eeeuww, never mind.

  18. Excessively melifluous verbiage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:
    For Spirit at Gusev Crater, it balked down early in its mission due to computer conniptions.

    The writer was so using a thesaurus! :-)

  19. Cute little guy by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can you NOT bond with a Mars rover. They were so cute when they were babies.

  20. Older can be better by Aielman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have actually grown to 'bond' more with my computer the longer it continues to work. I've had this old beige G3 desktop for 6 years this month, and many times have tried to replace it with a newer model. The newer ones have all failed eventually, of course I didn't buy them brand new, but the old G3 keeps on chugging. All I've had to do is replace the ROM chip and a hard drive. Regardless of it's speed or lack thereof, it still manages to play Diablo II, and Civilization CTP without a hitch. So what I'm trying to say is, even as they get older and faster stuff becomes available, it's almost like they're remaining faithful.

  21. Hubble by faxafloi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is something I've noticed with Hubble, except that we who deal with the technical side of it don't wax nearly as emotional about it as the astronomers who work with the data.

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  22. Agree 100% by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was about to say roughly the same thing... it wasn't the anthropomorphization that put people off, but what the little bastards would say and do.

    However, it is important to note (and is consistant with the articles) that because they -were- anthroporphized, they provided a clearer target for our frustration than a simple pop-up window does.

    What might have saved clippy is if they added a feature where the user could, Black&White style, pimp slap him upside the head whenever he did something aggravating and proceeded to grin at you about it. At least then we'd feel some emotional resolution to the frustrations these programs often cause rather than just having to stare at another box asking you to accept something you don't like or want by clicking 'ok'.

    1. Re:Agree 100% by ElderKorean · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be great!!! An anthropomorphically associated emotional frustration placebo. That's a lot of big words. I think this would help many users frustration levels. especially if there was an option to switch you mouse cursor to different tools to beat clippy with.

      That sounds like an interesting project to get involved with. Would allow me to get frustrated, and give me a target for those same frustrations at the same time.

      Just imagine...

      "It sounds like you are getting frustrated. What can I do to change your attitude?
      1. Shut down your computer without saving your work.
      2. Shut down somone else's computer without saving their work.
      3. Download p0rn in the background for your later viewing pleasure.
      4. Send useless e-mail messages to your cell-mates.
      5. Plan world domination.
      6. Start playing Unreal Tournament in the background with the volume turned up.
      6. Die in a strangely satisfying way - with audio."

  23. Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Buran · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are many things that are anthropomorphized like this in addition to cars. Ships have been given names for hundreds of years, and in fact it was only relatively recently that a well-respected maritime publication (I think it was Lloyd's of London's insurance books) that ceased to call ships "she", opting instead for the more mundane "it". This move attracted a lot of negative reaction (including from myself) since it flies in the face of longstanding tradition.

    Only in a few places have ships been called 'he'; those include the Soviet Union, and the German navy had one exception to the 'she rule', the cruiser Bismarck - due to its size and strength - and in many Star Trek novels, Klingon ships are referred to with male pronouns in part because the Klingons originally were meant to be a stand-in for the Soviet Union and in part because the writers believed that a warrior society wouldn't "demean" its ships by giving them feminine names.
    Sailors, long a superstitious lot, will say that it's bad luck to change a ship's name, or to launch a ship with no name (German U-boats only had numbers, as did the White Star fleet of Babylon 5; I would bet that German crews unofficially named their ships, as did one White Star captain in the television series ... probably to ward off bad luck and just because ships really do seem to have a personality.)

    In the Volkswagen enthusiast community, of which I am a part, it is quite common to see people name their cars. While many people follow the common convention and refer to their vehicle as 'she', there are a few cases where the Soviet practice is followed and a masculine name given. I have known people outside the VW community who name their cars, and some non-enthusiasts who do, but in general the naming seems to crop up more often among people who are passionate about the thing they name. Car enthusiasts tend to spend a lot more time with their vehicles, cleaning, repairing, and modifying them with their own hands instead of letting a faceless shop tech do it, so they bond more with the car and the car's personality - they're there, just ask any sailor - will have an influence on the owner.

    We also anthropomorphize animals - we name our pets, don't we? And we talk to them as if they could understand (though I would swear that they can, sometimes) and treat them as part of our families. Mergings of humans and animals have been found in folklore for thousands of years (the ancient Egyptian pantheon perhaps being one of the most well-known examples) as have animals that could talk to people or be talked to by people. This is generally accepted and no one thinks much of it.

    However, for some reason, more modern interpretations of this practice ("furries" for instance) are generally frowned upon; why I am not certain because past history seems to hint that it's not so unusual to imagine humans with animal qualities, or animals with human qualities. I would be interested in hearing speculation on why this is from some other readers.

    So I don't really think it's all that odd that the MER spacecraft have been humanized. They even, to a point, seem to look a bit like us with a 'pair of eyes' and an arm holding out sensors, just like a human can extend its hand to touch something to examine it. After all, history shows that it's ...

    Only human.

    1. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by wossName · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Bismarck is a she in german. ("Die Bismarck")

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    2. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Bismarck was named for Otto Von Bismarck, was it not? As a name and not a noun, I believe it would take the gender after the person, who was male. It all gets confusing, since this is not a problem we have in English: we just use "the" for every word, no gender--although we can confuse the issue further by noting that we still call ships "she" in English, even when they are named after men.

      BTW, while boats may typically be referred to as female, the word for boat in German--das Boot--is neutral. Also, my German mother tells me that a bismarck was also a kind of fish (which makes it all the more appropriate for a boat's name!).

    3. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
      Die Bismarck

      No, no... that was in English, when they finally nailed the bloody thing after it had sunk half the Royal Navy.

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  24. At least Bob was honest: by jpetts · · Score: 3, Funny

    On this screenshot you can clearly see what Microsoft's attitude to our money is...

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  25. we tend to get close to machines by edmundpevensie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of sh-t out the window.

    Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.

    Samir: Piece of sh-t.

  26. They should think more about the names by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they'd named them Bush and Cheney rather than Spirit and Opportunity then the staff at NASA would clearly suffer far less when the probes eventually break down. Personally, I still haven't recovered from how I felt when Huey was incapacitated.

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  27. They didn't mention... by Sch0pehauer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...that the scientists in JPL are already in an unhealthy state due to the difference between Earth's and Mars' day (as mentioned here).

    This particular disequilibrium of sleep will accentuate the reactions to the loss.

    Isn't it similar with ./ers?

  28. Re:Dont... by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 2, Funny

    every time i see that commercial, i can't help but think
    "where is the other camera"... unless its on the OTHER rover..... but why would.... herkuplllllgggggggg
    *BRAIN PANIC - PERSONALITY DUMPED*

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  29. relationships with objects by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    there is no universal method of detecting emotions in humans. This impressed Smith, who had independently noticed that years of research in psychology had failed to uncover the Rosetta stone of human emotions.

    Violence is the only language that Clippy understands.

    I don't want a computer that reacts to my emotions because such a system is likely to be poorly used and to make my user experience less predictable and less useful. I want a system that works the same way every time, or else changes in some particularly predictable way (virus updates).

    On a side note, I think Americans are becoming more 'promiscuous' with objects (I'm an American) since they're easily aquired and mass produced. It seems to me that people living a long time ago were more likely to assign emotional value to objects and hand things down in their families.

    I have some plates that I got from my grandmother. They're handmade. I'm going to give them to my grandkids if I don't break the things first. We have a table from my grandfather that was made in the Black Forest. It's still in good condition. But I doubt I'm going to start many such traditions because most of the things I own are not unique, not made to last, and not particuarly valuable. The table my parents gave me when they moved is broken now, and I'll be selling my couches when I move or else trashing them. etc.

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  30. My dear departed Furby.... by Dareth · · Score: 4, Funny

    My wife and I got a little Furby... its name was Boo Tai... We loved that little Furby!!! But my father-in law got a little rough with it and broke one his ears. I carefully woke my Boo Tai and proceeded to remove its batteries and it replied, "I'm Scared!". Almost broke my heart. I returned little Boo Tai to the store where they wrapped it up with the receipt with tape and put it in a buggy full of other broken merchandise. We got a new one, but we keep it permanently asleep in the closet. We don't dare get close to this one. Can never have another Boo Tai like the first one.

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  31. If Bob was in fact Cindy, and wore sexy clothing by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think I'd find it a lot easier to become attached to my computer. Let's face it, Bob & Clippy appear more masculine than feminine.

    Let's give a computer a personality, and give that personality an animated image. An athletic hot chick, wearing skimpy clothing (although being highly intelligent) with a nice (not overly cheesy "sexy" though) voice. I think it would work, people would become attached. (Of course, that's the opposite of what every company with the power to do this really wants, force people to upgrade, don't get them attached to their current PC!)

  32. Obligatory Star Trek Quote... by Samuel+Nitzberg · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long as they don't get back a response from the Rover.....

    "I am Nomad"

  33. Understandable by solarlux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you consider the emotional ride these engineers and scientists have been on, a period of adjustment to post-mission life is certainly understandable. From living on a Martian schedule, to the torture of anticipation endured during touch-down, to the milestone discoveries, all of this must be amazing to experience first-hand. Think of all the data analyzed, the nights lying in bed pondering improvements to the software code -- projects such as these become easily become one's life. I just hope the JPL have more interesting projects to look forward to in the future (i.e., propulsion drives, space telescope flotillas, Europa ice-drillers...).

    In terms of human discovery, it's a great time to be alive!

  34. Uncanny Valley by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No mention of anthropomorphizing machinery is complete without a reference to Masahiro Mori's Uncanny Valley: n. Feelings of unease, fear, or revulsion created by a robot or robotic device that appears to be, but is not quite, human-like.

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    If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
  35. Nice, guys by bonch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    we tend to vehemently react against it--witness Microsoft's attempts with the much-loathed Bob and Clippy.

    We managed to slip in an anti-"M$" jab even in an article about emotional bonding with fucking space probes.

    Bob was over 10 years ago, and Clippy hasn't even been in a default install since the beginning of the decade. A simple click of "Hide" got rid of him way back when. Can we please get over Clippy already? The damn neverending light bulb in OpenOffice is much, much worse...

  36. the heart of an engineer by merse · · Score: 2, Funny


    I once found my husband - a software engineer - pondering the Mars Rovers after a scotch. He apologized for getting emotional, but I empathized.

    "They are out there, so far away from Earth, far from the people who care about them. Alone. And they will probably never come back."

    Tell me that doesn't make you a little misty-eyed!

    To cheer him up, I added, "But this is what they were built for! Those little Rovers are having the time of their lives, riding over boulders and exploring craters..."

    An engineer is a boy at heart.

  37. After all by bonch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After all, people don't assign programmers to different tasks--all organizations are one-track minds. When a kernel changelog releases spelling changes in the source code, they could have spent that time improving file I/O! Oh, that's right, people actually work on different things at the same time.

  38. The Talking Moose by Anixamander · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I remember that folks started anthropomorphizing macs as soon as they came out, perhaps in response to the happy mac icon at every startup (or the sad mac if you had problems that day).

    The add on Talking Moose was what did it for me though...hard to describe this particular piece of software, but it put an animated moose in the corner of your screen... he would come on and say things (using Macintalk) in response to user actions with menu items and also randomly during idle times. It definitely gave me a connection to System 6, because he never really worked right with system 7. Unlike Clippy or Bob, the moose never really tried to be helpful, other than occasionally reminding you to save your document. But with his Canadian accent and hundreds of phrases, I still miss him to this day.

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    Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball(TM)
    1. Re:The Talking Moose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Article on the Talking Moose at Wired.

      And (you can gasp in anticipation here if you like) there is an update for Mac OS X, called "Uli's Talking Moose" by Uli Kusterer. Unfortunately, the web site mentioned in the article does not seem to be fully functional, and redirects to a domain that does not resolve. I'm not sure what environment the Moose is currently inhabiting, but it's probably lurking somewhere.

    2. Re:The Talking Moose by norkakn · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://macintosh.telcel.net.ve/preview/262242.html

      *bow, bow* *snuggles the google bunny*

  39. Spirit and Opportunity have Live Journals. by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
  40. Control room emotions are surprisingly high... by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I worked on the SOHO spacecraft project for four years. During one of those years we experienced an, er, ``loss of mission event'' when SOHO gyrated out of control and turned its solar panels sideways to the Sun. The story of the recovery is long and fascinating, but there was a two week period when everyone thought it was completely gone.

    When the news came down that SOHO was probably gone for good, otherwise very controlled, steady, Dave Bowman types were seen leaning against the wall weeping, or bawling in front of the console. It was as if we were all in mourning for a suddenly lost friend -- except that, another time, a member of the spacecraft team did pass away (for reasons of his own) and the collective gestalt emotion was not as strong about him as about the spacecraft itself. That's not a statement about the callousness of the individuals involved -- but rather about the strength of the emotional upset that came from the loss of the mission.

    Perhaps that's because the mission becomes such a strong focus of the team's lives that it really does encroach on an emotional place normally reserved for our closest friends and family. We're conditioned, and society is structured, to deal with human tragedy; but losing our ``friend'' leaves us with an equally large void and no societal preparation for it.

  41. Re:No... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well. Slashdot wasn't here when Clippy was invented. Clippy is *old*.

    I didn't intend to make the point that Clippy is bad or widely hated. I took it on assumption from the story, and was only trying to point out why the haters hate it. I know plenty of people that like Clippy too.

    A more on-point contradiction might be that those folks who like Clippy probably wouldn't like something less playfull, like Stephenson's Librarian.

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    There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  42. Re:No... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A more on-point contradiction might be that those folks who like Clippy probably wouldn't like something less playfull, like Stephenson's Librarian.

    I'm not sure I agree with that point. The librarian is both helpful and respectful without being toadying. Clippy is kind of a dick, and everything about him is annoying. If you turn it all off, you might as well not have a character down there, and just pop up little word balloons for me to read, or throw some text in a sidebar window.

    Personally, I don't care if something is cool or cute as long as it's useful. It doesn't matter to me if I get Pratchett's Librarian, Stephenson's Librarian, Sumomo from Chobits or something that acts like HAL 9000, except for the homicidal behavior of course. What I want is functionality. Some people find use in Clippy's functionality, whatever that's supposed to be, or they just like to watch him bend himself into different shapes (old paper clips never die, they just work harden) or whatever. We could certainly engineer more entertaining eye candy and I'm fairly certain that we should be able to come up with something considerably more useful than clippy.

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  43. my stereo freaked me out once.. by Mr2cents · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have had a similar experience with my stereo. It once refused to give back a CD I put into it. I gave it a firm hit on the side, and on the LCD came the text "HELP!". I got my CD back, but I never hit that stereo again. When a thing like that happens you really make a reality check and wonder if you are hallucinating.

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    "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
  44. It's when we invest a piece of ourselves. by snStarter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course the researchers and designers of space probes bond with them: they have put huge parts of their lives into making those complex system function and have sent them vast distances. They have to care because the machine represents a vast amount of intellect.

    I was in the submarine service, reported to a boat in new construction, road her down the ways, watched her go from a nearly empty tube (forward of the reactor compartment) to a fully functioning warship. I was on watch during initial criticality, during her first dive, her first surface. I KNEW her, as only the crew of a new vessel can know. I knew the people who built her, who tested her, and (of course) who operated her.

    She will be decommissioned this summer. I'll go. It will be a sad time, to watch the life of a vessel end. She's the last of her kind.

    I'm sure the designers and mission planners and researchers will feel much the same when Spirit and Opportunity go silent. They SHOULD - they earned the caring.

    I have never felt that way about any computer I have ever owned. And definately NOT about a piece of software.

  45. Bad Karma by Long-EZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a Rio Karma 20 digital music player. A friend told me that his coworker has one and the hard drive died. He turned it on, and the large LCD would only display BAD KARMA.

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    >> My ultraviolent Linux switch video.
  46. Why comparison to cars and other things are wrong by RhettLivingston · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is happening here is that a designers are getting attached to their babies. Naming something you just purchased and purhaps made some relatively minor modifications to (minor in comparison to the overall original design effort) is not comparable.

    I can say from experience that the emotional investment in the success of a project that you've worked say, 90 hours a week for 2 years solid, on is HUGE!!! In my case, my baby didn't fail but, rather, had its feet ripped out from under it before it was ever given a chance. It happened in the early '90s and I still carry hatred for the high level official that did the unjustified deed.

    Even at 40 hours of concentrated effort a week, you are almost certainly spending more time paying focused attention to your creation than almost anyone ever pays to any member of their family. Your investment in your job in almost every measure is the biggest investment you make in your life. Next time you hear someone say something like "he put his heart and soul into _______", know that it has very real meaning behind it and feel compassion if whatever "it" is failed.