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Worms Jack Up the Total Cost of Windows

rbrandis writes "Dealing with widespread worms like Sasser raises the cost of using Windows, a research analyst said Wednesday. "This is part of the carrying cost of using Windows," said Mark Nicolett, research director at Gartner. "The cost of a Windows environment has gone up because enterprises have to install security patches very rapidly, deal with outages caused by secondary problems with these patches, and deploy additional layers of security technology." "The Sasser worm attacks confirm our prediction that mass worm attacks against the multiple vulnerabilities disclosed by Microsoft on April 13 were likely," said Nicolett and his Gartner colleague, John Pescatore, in an alert posted on the Gartner site."

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  1. I'll save money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm switching back to the Commodore 64.

    1. Re:I'll save money by GPLDAN · · Score: 4, Funny

      Stick uIP on your 64 and you too can join the fun! "I can DOS that machine in 4 packets!" "I can do it in 2!"

      http://www.dunkels.com/adam/contiki/links.html

  2. TCO by kajoob · · Score: 4, Funny

    The TCO for Windows for the vast majority of slashdotters however is still steady and holding at "free".

    I keed, I keed! ;-)

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  3. In Related News... by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scientists confirmed today that water is indeed wet, Abraham Lincoin is dead, and the earth is round.

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    Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
  4. Re:Autopatcher by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Funny
    Your boss wouldn't want to deploy software that may be buggy? Over windows?

    In your institution have an Coherence 101 course? :)

  5. ROTFLMAO by RetiredMidn · · Score: 4, Funny

    So SP2 is going to include a Microsoft add-on that monitors third-party add-on's that monitor the Microsoft OS.

    Who said these guys didn't know how to design an OS?

  6. Mastercard by Ennslaver · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows XP Pro for 200 systems: $30,000

    Anti-Virus Software for Windows XP corporate: $7000

    The billing rate for 10 contractors to come out and clean your systems: 700$/hour

    Seeing the face of your CEO when you tell him linux is free: Priceless

    There are some things money is wasted on, for everything else there is linux.

  7. Re:TCO? Don't they mean TCL? by TeknoHog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Total Cost of being 0wnzed

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  8. an old saw by Bodhidharma · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are lies, damned lies and TCO numbers.

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  9. Re:no viruses for linux yet because.... by liquidsin · · Score: 5, Funny
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    from: coed_hotties68@hotmail.com
    subject: superhotsexy screensaver

    Hi! My hot lesbian coed friends and I made this hot lesbian coed screensaver! To install it, just do the following in a shell:

    gzip -d /home/you/screensaver.tar.gz
    tar -xvf screensaver.tar
    cd screensaver
    ./configure
    make
    sudo make install (enter your root password)
    ./screensaver &

    hope you enjoy!

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  10. Re:no viruses for linux yet because.... by swb · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...of problems with libc versions?

  11. Re:no viruses for linux yet because.... by donkeyoverlord · · Score: 5, Funny
    That sounds like a lot of trouble why don't you just
    emerge superhotsexy_screensaver
    This way the virus is optimized for your system so it can infect others faster. Gentoo makes everything better!!!