Breaking RSA Keys by Listening to Your Computer
An anonymous reader writes "Adi Shamir and crew gave a talk on preliminary results in extracting a private RSA key
just by listening to the computer!. Similar to power analysis and LED leakage, this is a non-invasive, side channel attack that may have applications to tamper-resistant systems. It appears to be related to noisy capacitors on the motherboard, an effect which has been observed when CPU power saving is enabled on laptops."
No power saving for me! My encrypted porn is far too important.
I've got so many fans running in my computer that you can't even hold a conversation in the same room, much less listen for capacitors
the wont be able to hear it if you've got one of these
Now I have an excuse to play loud music at work: security!
...but all I heard was "Dave, what are you doing Dave?"
Hmm, maybe I should put away the screwdriver.
It tells me to troll Slashdot, and buy Kenny G albums.
I'm starting to think it doesn't have my best interests at heart...
using namespace slashdot;
troll::post();
use money/women/men/donkeys
Btw, if you meet a woman with a donkey, don't forget that great opening line:
"Hey babe, nice ass!"
Sorry.