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Build A Stereo From an Old Hard Disk

An anonymous reader pointed us to an amusing little hack site that demonstrates how you can build a little stereo out of an old hard drive. Of course I don't need a stereo for I am a human beat box.

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  1. Surely by (1337)+God · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's gotta be SOME kind of law this violates.

    Whenever someone does something cool with music or technology these days, it seems they get SUED by some American company!

    C'mon. DMCA maybe? RIAA violation? It's gotta be somethin!

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  2. WTF??? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > Of course I don't need a stereo for I am a human beat box.

    I thought marriage was supposed to fix that!

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    1. Re:WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have obviously never been married.

  3. Anyone know where I can get... by rokzy · · Score: 3, Funny

    an .mp3 to see what it sounds like?

    1. Re:Anyone know where I can get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but since mp3 is a lossy format you can't experience the amazingly high-fidelity sound this speaker probably produces.

  4. Um... by Athas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, yeah, it's possible to build a stereo from a hard isk...

    I'm sorry, but I don't think very many people enjoy the screeching sound of a needle penetrating a harddisk-platter.

  5. Translation please... by hemp · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Take the hard disk and open it, may be you will need a little torx screwdriver if you don't have it, take the hard tools: the drill and eat them with it."

    Can anyone translate this for me?

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    1. Re:Translation please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's from the other article: Build a tasty lunch from an old hard disk.

    2. Re:Translation please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Be careful when using a drill bit...

      Check. I'll add that to: never solder in your underwear.

    3. Re:Translation please... by PingPongBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Furthermore: do not use breasts as a vise

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    4. Re:Translation please... by unitron · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Furthermore: do not use breasts as a vise"

      Except, of course, for that one particular exception. :-)

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  6. multipurpose by DoctorDeath · · Score: 2, Funny

    From cup holders to stereos, just a few more ideas and I will be ready to retire my Pentium2 and recycle it into good junk.

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  7. Re:Harddrives can be pretty versatile by zaunuz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually, no. I threw a regular 13gb IDE harddrive into the chest of someone who wanted to beat the shit out of me after stealing his booze. I think i hit him with a corner or something, because he sounded like it hurt like hell.

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  8. Stereo? by blkros · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok--it's a speaker )which is really neat).
    Butt it's 1 speaker, so it makes it mono, and that's it.
    I thought it was going to be something to play/store music on. Unless there's more, we've been jipped.

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  9. Not quite stereo by GarbanzoBean · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think you need TWO speakers for that. Yes, a RAID streo system is in order.

    My "stereo system", computer with two harddrives is the best source of white noise around. Unfortunately, my power supply is louder.

  10. Re:Harddrives can be pretty versatile by zaunuz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was on my way home with it one friday evening, after a friend had borrowed it, when i got into an arguement with some guy over some booze i stole from him. I threw the harddrive, it obviously hurt him alot in the chest, and i ran off before he recovered (yeah, i know.. im a coward)

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  11. Re:Harddrives can be pretty versatile by zaunuz · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCSI may be better than IDE, but no hardware can match the danger of a man weilding an ATX powersuply.

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  12. Beat box? (OT) by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 2, Funny
    Boom boom pchew, boom boom pa-chew; takka takka takka takka prrrrrrrr boom boom chikky chikky boom boom-, pchew diggy diggy boom boom pachew tsch tsch takka takka boom boom--

    Pa-chew!

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  13. Re:Commodore 64 music? by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yes, although your memory is a little off.

    I have a copy of "CATALOG: The Commodore 1541's Greatest Hits" sitting here. Tracks include:

    1. Drive - The Cars
    2. Step By Step - New Kids On The Block
    3. You Spin Me Round - Dead Or Alive
    4. Crash - Dave Matthews Band
    I can't make out much of the label after that, can anyone help me here?
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  14. Re:Harddrives can be pretty versatile by zaunuz · · Score: 4, Funny

    When i think of it... iMac would be the most dangerous hardware-weapon. You could get a good swing at it, because of the good grip you get on the handle, and it weights alot more than the human skull can take at the apropriate hurling-speed.

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  15. Does reverse engineering in this case by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... mean that you can get a harddrive from an old speaker?

  16. Re:Wow! by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you really want some speakers, I'll meet you at the ATM in my white van. The warehouse gave me two too many for the install I had to do..

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  17. never solder in your underwear... Re:Translat by swschrad · · Score: 2, Funny

    the worst part of soldering in your underwear is the flux you have to use to make the solder stick. it really stings.

    or maybe the whole idea is fluxed up, I don't know....

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  18. Re:Harddrives can be pretty versatile by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    "(yeah, i know.. im a coward) "

    Beats being a black and blue hero. In self defense, I'd shoot a man in the back while he's sleeping.

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  19. Not just that... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, i've done glasswork, flux burns. But also if your using electronics solder, with the flux built it, the spatters will burn the top of your thighs pretty good. Not that i do boardwork in my boxers often...

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    1. Re:Not just that... by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > But also if your using electronics solder, with the flux built it, the spatters will burn the top of your thighs pretty good. Not that i do boardwork in my boxers often...

      OK, I read all the advice on this thread and I took my underwear off when I did some soldering last weekend. I don't care what you say, next time, the underwear stays on.

      P.S. You're all bastards. I hate you all. Someone hand me another bag of frozen corn?

  20. Re:Commodore 64 music? by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hell, I thought that's what DOS 3.3 did every time it couldn't read a sector...

  21. Yes by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    but only in Soviet Russia.

  22. Re:Harddrives can be pretty versatile by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

    A few years ago before I quit smoking (I know, QUITTER!) i took a dead drive and removed the lid, plugged it in, and used it for an ashtray while it was spinning. For some reason I thought this was the funniest thing.

    Yeah, and exactly what did you quit smoking?

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