World's Fastest Supercomputer To Be Built At ORNL
Homey R writes "As I'll be joining the staff there in a few months, I'm very excited to see that Oak Ridge National Lab has won a competition within the DOE's Office of Science to build the world's fastest supercomputer at Oak Ridge National Lab in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. It will be based on the promising Cray X1 vector architecture. Unlike many of the other DOE machines that have at some point occupied #1 on the Top 500 supercomputer list, this machine will be dedicated exclusively to non-classified scientific research (i.e., not bombs)."
Cowards Anonymous adds that the system "will be funded over two years by federal grants totaling $50 million. The project involves private companies like Cray, IBM, and SGI, and when complete it will be capable of sustaining 50 trillion calculations per second."
ME ME ME ME ME!
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Hahaha! This is the first post on slashdot! k1337!
... imagine a beowulf cluster of this!
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Government grants.
My dyslexic ass first read that headline as "Fastest Supercomputer to be Built at NORML."
I don't know what use a bunch of stoners could have for the world's fastest computer, but if it brings the end of the War on (some) Drugs sooner, I'll all for it.
Mozilla just makes the rest of the universe speed up around one then?
And I'm still waiting for my turn to drive one of the Mars rovers.
--- Ban humanity.
Nice going guys! This story gives a whole new meaning to Slashdotting. I own cray stock (CRAY on Nasdaq) and since this article got posted stock got quite a boost. Now if I can only get you guys to post something positive about my gambling penny stocks that I hold position in....
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