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Vatican Astronomer Comments On Extraterrestrials

An anonymous reader writes "There's an Astrobiology.net interview up with a Vatican astronomer, Guy Consolmagno, who also curates one of the world's largest meteorite collections. On the possibility of a non-terrestrial lifeform, he says initially 'I don't know', followed by three scenarios. First, he argues: 'We find an intelligent civilization and there's no way in creation we can communicate with them because they're so alien to us. We can't talk to dolphins now. In which case, we'll never know.' Secondly, he suggests: 'We find the intelligent civilization. We can communicate.' As agents of free-will, the aliens are self-aware of good and evil, thus convertible to some terrestrial religion. Thirdly: 'We find a dozen civilizations out there, and a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses go up and convert them all.' The question of whether an alien civilization might convert Earth to their religion, or become a religion unto themselves, is left unconsidered. This compares to the many reasons people give for hosting a SETI@home client, including that ET contact would unite humanity, challenge religion, or all of the above."

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  1. Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We discover intelligent life up there immeasurably superior to ourselves and they become our new gods.

    1. Re:Or how about by Volmarias · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Despite the funny rating on this post, it probably is the truth. People will "interpret" the bible to mean that extraterrestrials are really angels; they're servants of God that guided us through the ages. Unfortunately, it is certain that there will be a bunch of loonies who also feel that extraterrestrials are obviously demons; man was made in God's image, after all. These are simply tests from above to see how we will adapt.

    2. Re:Or how about by kamapuaa · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The Western notion of God means the being is all-powerful, morally perfect, and the creator of the universe. It's difficult to believe people would start bowing down, like it was C3PO with the Ewoks...

      There's already a lot of people who believe in Grey Aliens, but I haven't heard of people interpreting these Greys to be Christian angels or demons.

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    3. Re:Or how about by krymsin01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's funny, I have, several times.

      Then again, if you go looking for them you'll find someone who believes anything you can come up with.

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    4. Re:Or how about by Micro$will · · Score: 5, Interesting

      McCoy: Just once, I'd like to beam down on some planet and say. "Behold, for I am the arch angel Gabriel!"
      Spock: I fail to see the humor in that doctor.

      Something even more amusing would be the discovery of aliens that take offence to the fact we don't believe in their god and start blowing us up. Oh wait, that happens right here...

    5. Re:Or how about by ThaReetLad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can you really evangelize as an AC? Now there's a moral question.

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    6. Re:Or how about by daveashcroft · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ahhhhhhh, i get it.....youre talking about scientology! All hail Xenu the intergalactic soul collector - just see Operation Clambake

      I wonder how long it will take the scientology monkeys to order slashdot to delete this post.

    7. Re:Or how about by Eggplant62 · · Score: 5, Informative
      We discover intelligent life up there immeasurably superior to ourselves and they become our new gods.


      This material's been done.

      Since the calendars have been fucked around by the Conspiracy, 1998 hasn't arrived yet and the space critters from Planet X are yet to arrive (or "Bob" fucked up and transcribed 8991 as 1998, the year of the Rupture). However, once they do, they're only concern is to take this planet as the valuable resource it really is. They rescue all the Subgenii and whisk them off the planet to have sex with space goddesses with three pussies and fifteen tits, and destroy all the Pinks infesting
      Earth.

      Anyway, that's what it says in The Book of the Subgenius. You decide.

      Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
    8. Re:Or how about by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Funny
      You have posted a response to one of my comments as an Anonymous Coward. The only legitimate reason to post as an anonymous coward is to protect your identity when relaying potentially comprising information. Your post does not meet that requirement, so you are receiving this pre-fabricated response.

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  2. I doubt it by Ckwop · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As agents of free-will, the aliens are self-aware of good and evil, thus convertible to some terrestrial religion

    Even if Aliens know the difference between right and wrong but they might not be able to understand the concept of god. Even if the did understand god I doubt you could convert a space faring race to any of our religions in their current form. It makes the earth too special and they'd probably wouldn't take kindly to that. I do suspect religion will transform in to a 'many games of chess' set-up. Adam and Eve was Earth's story. Kalcknor and voltak was Vulcan's story etc etc.

    Simon

    1. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Even if Aliens know the difference between right and wrong but they might not be able to understand the concept of god. Even if the did understand god I doubt you could convert a space faring race to any of our religions in their current form. It makes the earth too special and they'd probably wouldn't take kindly to that.

      Beyond the fact that Christians don't mind that Jesus was Jewish, there is other contrary evidence to that right here on earth... Christianity, fundamentally, is an extension to Judaism that says "you jews have gone off course and gotten things wrong." Islam says to Christianity, "well, BOTH you and the Jews have gone off course." In either case, the new religion on the block says to the old, "we're kind of like you, only you've messed up so much that God sent us to get the truth straight again."

      Given this, it would truly be ironic if some aliens came down and proclaimed that they were true Christians (or Jews, or Buddists, or any other group you care to go with), but that the whole lot of us had gotten Christ, Moses, Mohammad or Buddha all wrong. They would basically be calling us heretics within our own religions. We've done that enough on or own, so why should we assume that somebody else wouldn't?

  3. Wow. by benjamindees · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And this is in the 'science' section.
    And it's nothing but a bunch of speculation about how to convert aliens to christianity.
    My head is about to explode.

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    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  4. Advanced tech indistinguishable from magic... by writertype · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...what about religion?

    Seriously, if some advanced race landed on Earth, at least some cult/faction/group would characterize them as gods. What I find interesting is the practical viewpoint of the Vatican astronomer; new scientific discovery does not eliminate the need for a God, it just redefines the boundaries between humanity and the Other.

    I also think that a chance encounter with aliens would certainly polarize the creationists. Did God create the Earth in seven days? OK, what about Gamma Epsilon 7? The Catholic Church has had many, many faults, (hello, Galileo) but IMO the modern Church is much more accepting of scientific theories than, say, fundamentalist Christians.

  5. While we're on the subject... by daina · · Score: 5, Informative
    Slashdot seems to be now the only media outlet not covering the UFO story coming out of Mexico. I submitted it yesterday, and it was rejected. I'm not trying to slip this through the back door, but come on, even Wired and Fark have this now. I'd really like to know what Slashdotters think about this.

    See the video. Check out Wired.

    The video looks pretty convincing, and according to AP and Reuters, the Mexican military is standing behind the story.

    The detailed information is at Rense.

    The interesting thing is that the Mexican plane was a drug interdiction aircraft with advanced radar and forward-looking infrared. It was designed precisely for the task of finding, intercepting and identifying unidentified aircraft, and it sounds like the data was handled in a way that would meet legal evidentiary standards (for obvious reasons: it was designed to convict drug smugglers).

    Maybe the Vatican missed a fourth option: they're already here.

  6. Parallels by ArbiterOne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the Vatican? This made me think it was going to be a religious commentary on the possibility of ETs. This is addressed very well in a book called "The Hercules Text", (kind of old).
    The premise of the argument was, if ETs exist, there must be immortal ETs, if you subscribe to Roman Catholic religion. I.E. : The reason we are not immortal is that we failed the "test": we ate the apple!
    Therefore, somewhere out there there must be people who passed it, or the test is "spurious".
    Therefore there must be immortal aliens, or the test is invalid, and therefore the Redeemer is invalid.
    That's just the argument in the book.

  7. Re:Dolphin Communication by DZign · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We can't communicate with dolphins because we didn't have the need to do so.

    If we knew they were trying to tell us a message and they actually tried to get the message across, resources would be made free so we
    could communicate with them..

    Communication is 2 ways, you have to make sure
    you understand what they say, and they must also
    make an effort to be understood and repeat if
    necessary..

    What about cats ? Do they say we can't communicate with cats ?
    Sorry, I do communicate with my cats.

    I don't know everything they say, and they don't
    understand everything I say (I hope :-)
    but if they want to send me a message
    (need food/attention/to be alone/go outside/..)
    they get the message to me.
    And if they do something they shouldn't, I also
    make sure they get the message..
    So yes to me that's communicating.

    And now I'm thinking about it, yes, some
    people can communicate with dolphins.
    Dolphin trainers do train them and I assume
    they will also learn to interpret the reactions
    of the dolphins. They won't understand everything,
    and we speak our own languages to communicate
    (dolphins won't speak and we won't squeek),
    but there is some limited communication.

  8. Some Christian writers who pondered ET life by kale77in · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is, of course, an existing tradition of Christian thought on extraterrestrial life.

    C.S. Lewis' Cosmic Trilogy is probably the best known example: Out of the Silent Planet and Perelandra took H.G. Wells as its point of departure and speculated upon other world in which the corruption and redemption of humanity and nature had followed different courses. (I never got far into Vol. 3, so I can't recommend it.) Probably both are in a library near you.

    Going back a little farther, the poetry of the Catholic writer Alice Meynell (1847-1922) touched on a few of these themes, e.g. in 'Christ in the Universe':

    Nor, in our little day
    May his devices with the heavens be guessed,
    His pilgrimage to thread the Milky Way
    Or his bestowals there be manifest.

    But in the eternities,
    Doubtless we shall compare together, hear
    A million alien Gospels, in what guise,
    He trod the Pleiades, the Lyre, the Bear.

    Meynell's works are available online.