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Lithium-Sulfur Batteries Unveiled

mobilemag writes "Sion Power is showing off its new Lithium-Sulfur battery design this week at the Windows Hardware Engineering Conference (WinHEC). SION believes that its new Lithium-Sulfur (Li-S) batteries are the answer to the power hungry devices on the market today."

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  1. Hmmm...Lithium/Sulfur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Good for the heart, bad for the fart.

  2. Sulfur? by euxneks · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now I don't need a farty dog!, I can just blame it on the laptop!

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  3. Bloody Yanks... by Prowl · · Score: 5, Funny

    its sulphur

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    1. Re:Bloody Yanks... by BigBadBri · · Score: 5, Funny
      It ain't sulfur, boy - that there is good ol' Biblical brimstone!

      The Lord has sent these here batteries to power the iBooks of the Sodomites, and will smite them mightily!

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    2. Re:Bloody Yanks... by dotwaffle · · Score: 4, Funny

      IUPAC don't speak for England. They're international. So they're commie chemists! Sulphur! Honour! Colour! Crisps!

    3. Re:Bloody Yanks... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Funny

      he Lord has sent these here batteries to power the iBooks of the Sodomites, and will smite them mightily!

      And in my wobbly bits, no less!

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    4. Re:Bloody Yanks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Crisps!

      I say Crisps should be shaped like Sierpinski Gaskets.

      Infinitely crunchy, and no calories.

  4. Li-S? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    and the dash stands for......e! It's vaporware people! Either way, the NiCad consorteum is sending out hitmen as we speak.

  5. Excellent for the Chinese Market by BigBadBri · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:

    Li-S could be easily packed into the tinniest devices

    That means it'll be great for powering my tinny DVD, my tinny digital camera, in fact anything tinny and of far-Eastern manufacture.

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    1. Re:Excellent for the Chinese Market by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "That means it'll be great for powering my tinny DVD, my tinny digital camera, in fact anything tinny and of far-Eastern manufacture."

      Oh good, I can finally have a heart!

      -TM

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    2. Re:Excellent for the Chinese Market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      tinny (tn") adj. tinnier, tinniest. 1. Of, containing, or yielding tin. 2. Tasting or smelling of tin: tinny canned food. 3. Having a thin metallic sound: a high tinny voice. 4. Weak or thin; flimsy.

      So, your DVD is made of tin, wow! And you get some sound or images of out it. Real hitech of 2004...

  6. cool by hdd · · Score: 5, Funny

    " Li-S is still 3-5 years away." Wow just in time for 4.6Ghz longhorn laptops!

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    1. Re:cool by Mr2cents · · Score: 3, Funny

      That would make a great platform to play "Duke Nukem Forever" on! Drool...

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  7. Hmmmm... by Alexis+Brooke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, these batteries might smell bad, but atleast they won't be depressed about it.

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  8. Re:Very nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What about heat?...if you've got a device like a laptop, it can become a huge issue.

    I know, you can fry you cock if you're not careful. Believe me, I know.

  9. "Pull my finger" by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time for "Pull my finger" pranks where someone pulls on your finger, and you boot up the iPod to provide the rotten-egg smell. Hilarious hijinx ensue.

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  10. Sulfur huh? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

    So now you'll have to worry about smelling like rotten eggs when you charge up your PDA.

    LK

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  11. Re:Bloody Brits... by ZackSchil · · Score: 2, Funny

    its [sic] sulphur [sic]

    Scroll all the way to the bottom if you need help finding the address of their UK office. Also, work on your grammar and spelling; it's appa(u)lling.

  12. Mmmm... by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q. what would the battery industry give me if I developed a lightweight, portable, inexhaustible power supply?

    A. A horse's head in my bed.

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  13. Meanwhile... by k4_pacific · · Score: 3, Funny

    Across the street at the Windows Reverse-Engineering Hardware Conference, a group of hackers got one of the Lithium-Sulpher batteries to work in a laptop running Linux.

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  14. At first I thought it read... by StarTux · · Score: 1, Funny

    Linux-Sulpher batteries unveiled...

  15. Ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Power hungry devices on the market today" had to be written by a marketing drone. Only commercially-obsessed marketing drones use inaccurately hyphenated phrases like "memory-hungry" and "power-hungry."

    The phrases are meant to de-sensitize people to gluttony so they will drive 4.5 ton trucks with 18-inch wheels to the grocery store.

  16. This means.. by daishin · · Score: 5, Funny

    That Longhorn will be able to run on a laptop more than 30 minutes!

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  17. This has great potential by daishin · · Score: 3, Funny

    For portable personal-pleasure devices...

    Umm...I mean something running GNU/Linux ofcourse!

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  18. Re:Fix a different problem... by hayden · · Score: 4, Funny
    Personally, I'd like a little Pu-238 to power my laptop with. I figure that about 600 grams would power my laptop nonstop for ~40 years.
    I can see the marketing slogan now.

    "The battery that kills you long before it runs out"

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  19. Really? by rixstep · · Score: 3, Funny

    SION believes that its new Lithium-Sulfur (Li-S) batteries are the answer to the power hungry devices on the market today.

    Really?

    They're an answer to Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, and Microsoft?

  20. The real reason they used Sulphur... by GrpA · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is so that when you're working late in a confined machine room, 3 hours past midnight, the smell of burning sulphur will remind you that you're in Tech Hell...

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  21. Re:Fix a different problem... by mchappee · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Batteries are not used just in electronics.

    That's the funniest thing I've heard today. What else are they used in? Salads?

    Matthew

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  22. Re:Yeah right. by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1, Funny

    Easy... for a laptop, just put your PEM device near your P4 chip.

  23. Re:Impact on the environment... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just a hint ... Suphur is the same Brimstone that is spake about in ye olde testament, and is the main ingredient of acid rain.

    Hence disposing of these things will rot the environment and invoke the wrath of the Lord. If you buy one, you'd best keep it forever, or else you can reasonably expect at least three plagues, and probably being struck by lightning and turned to stone as well.

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